I think I've pissed myself

Oooops! Well, it could happen to anyone!

image from Dana Air expressing sorrow for the mishap in which 153 people died

So, imagine that your plane crashes into a busy city suburb, killing all 153 people on board, and an unknown number on the ground. How would you describe this?

Tragedy is such an over-used word, having been relegated by sports pundits to describing unexpected soccer defeats. Or, possibly, a Spice Girls reunion tour.

Disaster is an excellent choice, as is catastrophe. Calamity isn't terrible, but perhaps a little weak.

Or how about mishap?

NO! NO! NO!

A mishap is when you spill your cup of tea, or your four-year old child pisses themself.

A mishap is NOT WHEN 153 OR MORE PEOPLE DIE, POTENTIALLY BECAUSE OF YOUR FAULTY AIRCRAFT MAINTENENCE. YOU. FUCKING. IMBECILES! (mad)