All's not what it seems

My heart lies bleeding

Hollywood actresses have long-complained about the gender pay gap. Most recently, in the period June 2016 to June 2017, Emma Stone earned a paltry $20M while, over the same period the year before, Dwayne Johnson pulled in $50M. Excuse me?

I'm sure that it's all jolly unfair. But there's nothing quite like overpaid pretenders, complaining that other overpaid pretenders are more overpaid than they are, to make me want to pour them a large glass of shut-the-fuck-up.

In the meantime, the world turns…