This is my truth

My mum's newspaper, as an audiobook

YouTube's algorithm is broken. Again. Or possibly it's because I can't set preferences, since I'm not signed into an account that I don't have. Whatever, the borg keeps bringing up The Podcast Of The Lotus Eaters and, worse, Alex Bellend Belfield, the self-styled voices in his head voice of reason in my recommended videos. For the love of the children, why?

Politically, I would say that I'm right-of-centre, but these guys are whack. They're constantly whinging over some leftist sleight or little Englanderism, with all of the charisma of an EU technocrat. I get the concerns, but is this all that they have to talk about? It's boring; worse, it's like having The Daily Mail read to me aloud. (SMH)

And nobody wants that. Except, perhaps, my mum.