All's not what it seems

Best Bond? Shome mishtake shurely!

Calvin Dyson ranks his favourite actors to have played James Bond in Ranking James Bond Actors | Personal Favourites. His personal favourite? None other than…Roger Moore! (SMH)

This man is quite clearly a buffoon, and his opinion counts for nothing. I'm all for freedom of thought and expression, but some people just abuse the privilege. Dyson is one of them.

For the record, the best Bond actors are as follows:

  1. Sean Connery
  2. Timothy Dalton
  3. Everyone else who isn't Roger Moore
  4. [tumbleweed]
  5. Roger Moore

This is not just my opinion, it is correct and fact! Just trust me on this. (pipe)