Barclays' boss to resign!
At the moment, Barclays' CEO Bob Diamond is saying that he won't resign over the lending rate fixing scandal. But we all know that when someone in this position says they won't resign, that's exactly what they do…quietly…two weeks later.
So remember kids, you read it here first! All the news that's fit to print make up.
In an effort to show his CEO the honourable course of action, Chairman Marcus Aurelius said the buck stops with me
before falling on his sword.
Which is either a misquote of Harry Truman's the buck stops here
, or is a ham-fisted attempt at regionalisation—of course, it should be Her Majesty's Great British pound sterling goes no further than my guardianship
.