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Raygunn: A grown-arsed woman pondering her life choices.

Despite being trounced at the Olympics, Rachael Gunn is still the bestest b-girl in the world. The World DanceSport Federation says so, and they should know.

Actually, no they don't. The organisation stands accused of cynically appropriating breaking, simply to get dancing into the Olympics by the back door.

They should've gone with exploiting pool dancing—AKA synchronised swimming—as a better Trojan horse. I realise it's wetter than ballroom, and probably not ballgown-friendly, but at least the only thing the contestants are likely to break is a fixed smile.


Yes, I know, Raygun, not Raygunn. I think my version's cleverer, leaning more into her name.