All's not what it seems

Not so great desire

Brayden James has a great desire. A great desire for the involvement of my eminent work, my intriguing research no less, in the form of a piece of writing in the upcoming issue of Mathews Journal of Nutrition & Dietetics. Either that, or a great desire for my intriguing and eminent money, in the form of article processing charges.*

I, too, have a great desire. Although it has nothing to do with nutrition and dietetics per se.

Both are equally unlikely to be satiated.

The four different Elasticmail tracking tokens are highlighted in green. Neither the Windy City, nor any part of IL, are within the UTC+0000 time zone. (rolleyes)

From: Editor-Nutrition and Dietetics <nutrition@mathewsjournal.com>
Date: Thu, 26 May 2022 21:19:32 +0000
Subject: Publish your intriguing research
Reply-To: Editor-Nutrition and Dietetics <nutrition@mathewsjournal.com>
Sender: nutrition@mathewsjournal.com
Good day. Hope you have a pleasant day. We are reaching you with a great desire for involvement of your eminent work in our upcoming issue Volume 5, Issue 1 for our distinguished journal Mathews Journal of Nutrition & Dietetics [2474-7475]. MJND is a double-blind peer reviewed journal that broadcasts knowledge to create an archival literature platform in Open Access with contributions from eminent authors like you. The journal is indexed with leading International Indexing agencies like J-gate, Google Scholar, cross ref, root indexing, SIS (Scientific Indexing Services), ISI (International Scientific indexing), DRJI, WorldCat, SciLit, and Genamics. If you have a manuscript ready, we encourage you to submit it as soon as possible to support our journal. Alternatively, I'd appreciate it if you could send me your preferred submission date. I eagerly await your innovative ideas to help us keep our Journal afloat in this competitive open access environment. Please go through the link for your reference and author submission guidelines: Journal Website Wishing to have your research/opinions published as a piece of writing will help young researchers learn more. Best Personal Regards Brayden James | Editorial Assistant Mathews Journal of Nutrition & Dietetics Email: nutrition@mathewsopen.net Phone: +1-606-405-6566 Facebook: @mathewsopenaccess Twitter: @MathewsOpen --------------------------------- 55 E. Monroe Street, Suite 3800 Chicago IL, USA, 60603. Disclaimer: If you do not want to receive newsletters from us, please click Unsubscribe UNSUBSCRIBE
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* The predators' euphamism for converting a document to PDF and shittin' it onto the interwebz.