The running man
Olympian Sir Mo Farah has been praised for discussing his childhood trauma, being trafficked into the UK and forced into domestic servitude. The usual fawning yada-yada from the usual political, media, and celebrity suspects.
The obvious conclusion that everyone seems to have avoided mentioning is that this makes Sir Mo—how anyone could be knighted for running in circles is beyond me—an illegal immigrant. Perhaps Rwanda could really use the services of someone who's good at running in circles. (thinking)