Prancing prophet
Netflix
Since being fan-edited into Jenna Ortega's dance improv in s1e4 of Netflix's Addams Family spin-off, Wednesday, Lady Gaga's Bloody Mary has become a bit of a trope on social media. I guess I never paid much attention to it before now. But now I have…and the lyrics are enlightening, to say the least.
I'll dance, dance, dance With my hands, hands, hands Above my head, head, head Like Jesus said I'm gonna dance, dance, dance With my hands, hands, hands above my head Hands together, forgive him before he's dead, because
Far be it for me to question the son of god's wikkid dance moves: I know little of biblical historicity, and I have three left feet. But Gaga was raised in the Catholic Church and, although she's not always viewed positively by its more mainstream paedophiles members, she wouldn't lie about something as serious as the messiah's rug-cutting. So, all I can conclude is that JayCee was way ahead of his time.
It seems Life of Brian wasn't as blasphemous as first thought after all.