I think I've soiled myself

WASP: wealthy, Anglo-Saxon, pinhead

As the money-for-university-places scandal gathers momentum, an affidavit filed by an FBI Special Agent states:

the GIANNULLIS [Lori Loughlin & Mossimo Giannulli] agreed to a [sic] pay bribes totaling $500,000 in exchange for having their two daughters designated as recruits to the USC crew team—despite the fact that they did not participate in crew—thereby facilitating their admission to USC.

FBI

The BBC notes that, although prosecutors have not charged any of the students, it is unclear what will happen to their college places.

One can only hope that they go to people more deserving of a university education. Those sports jocks who might otherwise have been robbed of their chance to play in the varsity leagues, for example.


I would quote the youngest Giannulli daughter, but she's so vacuous it's not funny. The only way she could enter university through natural talent would be by cleaning the toilets.