Bitches bitch'n'

Early riser!

Naomi Campbell has announced that, at the tender age of just 50, she's become a mother to a baby girl.

A beautiful little blessing has chosen me to be her mother, So honoured to have this gentle soul in my life there are no words to describe the lifelong bond that I now share with you my angel. There is no greater love.

Naomi Campbell, via Instagram

She's going to have to get out of bed for a damn sight less than £10,000 from now on.

As to the baby having chosen Campbell as her mother, how many children would choose to have a parent who'll be in their 60s when they're in their teens? Come to think of it, only an idiot would choose to have a grumpy teenager stomping about the house and slamming doors when they're in their 60s.

In a 2017 interview, Campbell said:

I think about having children all the time. But now with the way science is I think I can do it when I want.

Naomi Campbell, ES Magazine

Is this a medical advance, or retreat, I wonder? Simply because one can do something, that doesn't imply that one should. Still, at least she hasn't claimed it as the will of god.