Clocking off!
While the girls have that smouldering dreamboat, Paul Ross, Canvas Clocks have something for the boys: a Pam St Clement wall clock. Battery included!
★★★★★ Pat's come to bed eyes There's so many things wrong with it but even a wrong clock is right twice a day. I've laminated mine for easy wipe down. Photo stops short of the cleavage. The gaffer tape on the back is a nice touch. Gives it a rustic feel.
Mr R., customer review, Amazon UK
It can also be purchased with the insanely desirable matching original art coaster.
Who could refuse?