The Hungary Games
Some people are just too good for this world. People like Mr Greg Helms, the Director of the Airport Storage and Cargo Unit at Erie International Airport. He's advised me that my consignment, worth over $9M, may be moved to the UK if I don't settle the outstanding storage charges. It's a risk that I'm prepared to take, since it will still be closer to me than it is now.
The strange thing is that the From address is ffederal.fbi.agent@gmail.com, and the Reply-To address is a Hungarian domain. Now, I realise that the Feds are none too bright, but they should know that federal
only has one f
. Unless, of course, this is the FBI's Welsh branch, in which case all's good.
But why is Erie International Airport operating a Hungarian mail server? (thinking)
INTERNATIONAL Airport Storage and Cargo Unit Erie International Airport (Pennsylvania) PA 16505, USA Call::: +1 3055 0182 89 It's unfortunate that your inability to receive your Consignment Box Reg #: HG1N8875B2, originally scheduled to be delivered to you by the agency foreign payment service. The Cargo box in question is in a metal box valued 9,616,000USD (Nine Million, Six Hundred and Sixteen thousand United States dollars) arrived at Philadelphia International Airport via United Airlines Flight UA 4130 and the cargo box have been here for so long. I am writing to inform you that we have intercepted and investigated the said Consignment box, our investigation proved the legitimacy of its content as it was mentioned. Note, your Consignment box was initially scheduled to be deliver in your destination, the Diplomatic Agent who arrived with the Cargo box made several attempts to reach you, but all efforts proved abortive, so he decided to leave/go back to his country, but before he left he settled the delivery charges and left only Storage Keeping Charges unpaid due to the reasons that he did not know when you will make claim on the Cargo Box and Storage Unit charges $35.00 per each day the Consignment box stays in our custody. You are therefore advised to contact the Cargo Unit U.S Customs to assist you recover and deliver the cargo box to you or we will be compelled to list your Consignment Box as an unclaimed and maybe forfeited and moved to the United Kingdom for holding. God Bless United States of America. MR.GREG HELMS., Director. Airport Storage and Cargo Unit Erie International Airport-Pennsylvania-PA 16505, USA E-mail: customgreghelms@citromail.hu E-mail: Mr.Greg.Helms@consultant.com
God Bless [the] United States of America, indeed, Mr Helms, and you too. Thank you for your service.