A funny thing really did happen on the way to the Fringe

At last! Dave announced the award for the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe, and it's not one of Tim Vine's groan-worthy attempts.

Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

Adam Rowe, via BBC News

Also worthy of note:

I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed, Olaf Falafel
In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me, Daniel Audritt
What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?, Flo and Joan