Overachiever

• 27.10.2021 11:32 UTC+02:00
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Spam that's automatically routed to my personal account's junk folder generally looks as it would in my inbox, but without images. I have never, until now, noticed a message actually headed by the spam detection analysis. My mate James, or John, is really hitting the ball out of the park here; he scored 31.4 points, of a required 5.0 to be detected. What a guy!

James, or John, doesn't tell me in which country he resides. But, if it is indeed Australia, as the From address suggests, then I can well understand the widespread civil unrest to which he refers. Despite the Australian government relaxing the travel restrictions imposed on its inmates citizens, I've seen how zealously the police enforce Scott Morrison's petty day-to-day restrictions. It's gotta be a good time to be a real criminal down under, with the Stasi busy harassing normies for not complying with the Chongmask directives in open spaces.

I really can't say that I blame James, or John, for wanting to relocate. I'm just sorry that I don't give enough shits to help him.

G'day James, or John. And g'luck with your escape from HMP Australia. (crossedfingers)

Spam detection software, running on the system "ahad-unity.org",
has identified this incoming email as possible spam.  The original
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similar future email.  If you have any questions, see
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Content preview:  Dear Sir / Madam, Greetings to you, I hope this mail will
 meet you well. I sincerely apologize for intruding into your privacy as we
  have not met before. But I hope you understand my desperate condition towards
  this matter due to the civil unrest we are having in almost ev [...] 

Content analysis details:   (31.4 points, 5.0 required)

pts rule name              description
---- ---------------------- --------------------------------------------------
0.4 RCVD_IN_XBL            RBL: Received via a relay in Spamhaus XBL
                           [212.192.219.118 listed in zen.spamhaus.org]
3.3 RCVD_IN_SBL_CSS        RBL: Received via a relay in Spamhaus SBL-CSS
3.5 BAYES_99               BODY: Bayes spam probability is 99 to 100%
                           [score: 1.0000]
0.2 BAYES_999              BODY: Bayes spam probability is 99.9 to 100%
                           [score: 1.0000]
0.0 FSL_CTYPE_WIN1251      Content-Type only seen in 419 spam
0.0 NSL_RCVD_FROM_USER     Received from User
0.0 FSL_HELO_NON_FQDN_1    No description available.
0.2 FREEMAIL_REPLYTO_END_DIGIT Reply-To freemail username ends in
                           digit (jamesjranklin00[at]citromail.hu)
1.0 MISSING_HEADERS        Missing To: header
1.9 DATE_IN_FUTURE_06_12   Date: is 6 to 12 hours after Received: date
2.0 DEAR_SOMETHING         BODY: Contains 'Dear (something)'
1.0 LUCRATIVE              Make lots of money!
0.5 MISSING_MID            Missing Message-Id: header
0.0 FROM_MISSP_USER        From misspaced, from "User"
0.0 HELO_NO_DOMAIN         Relay reports its domain incorrectly
0.0 FROM_MISSP_XPRIO       Misspaced FROM + X-Priority
1.6 REPLYTO_WITHOUT_TO_CC  No description available.
2.8 AXB_XMAILER_MIMEOLE_OL_024C2 Yet another X header trait
0.0 FSL_NEW_HELO_USER      Spam's using Helo and User
0.8 RDNS_NONE              Delivered to internal network by a host with no rDNS
0.0 FROM_MISSP_MSFT        From misspaced + supposed Microsoft tool
0.0 FROM_MISSP_REPLYTO     From misspaced, has Reply-To
0.0 FROM_MISSPACED         From: missing whitespace
2.1 FREEMAIL_FORGED_REPLYTO Freemail in Reply-To, but not From
0.0 MIMEOLE_DIRECT_TO_MX   MIMEOLE + direct-to-MX
2.5 DOS_OE_TO_MX           Delivered direct to MX with OE headers
2.5 TO_NO_BRKTS_FROM_MSSP  Multiple header formatting problems
0.0 TO_NO_BRKTS_MSFT       To: lacks brackets and supposed Microsoft tool
0.0 XPRIO                  Has X-Priority header
1.9 FORGED_MUA_OUTLOOK     Forged mail pretending to be from MS Outlook
3.1 ADVANCE_FEE_3_NEW      Appears to be advance fee fraud (Nigerian 419)



From: "James Franklin"<john@webtalk.com.au>
Subject: Dear Sir / Madam, 
Date: 26 October 2021 at 19:57:15 CEST
Reply-To: <jamesjranklin00@citromail.hu>


Dear Sir / Madam,

Greetings to you, I hope this mail will meet you well.

I sincerely apologize for intruding into your privacy as we have not met before. But I hope you understand my desperate condition towards this matter due to the civil unrest we are having in almost every part of my country, presently which I will make known to you once you respond back to this message in affirmative.

I am desperately in need of a good contact person and I have to search through the International business directory. Though we have not met before.

My name is James Franklin. I am seeking means of expanding and relocating my business interests out of my country in the following sectors: agriculture, banking, real estate, stock speculation and mining, transportation, health sector and tobacco; thus, any lucrative sector through your partnership. As such, I would like you to give me guidelines of any lucrative business we can invest funds in and you shall be entitled to supervise the investment in your country.

If you think you have a solid background and idea of making good profit in any of the mentioned business sectors or any other business in your country, please write me through same email address for possible business co-operation.

More so, I have put all modalities in place in exporting cash for such investment based on mutual agreement and legal arrangements to avoid any breach of business / financial law.

NOTE//// Please, this is not a HOAX or SPAM mail. If found in your Spam Box, kindly retrieve it into your INBOX.

Best regards,

James Franklin.

Unfortunately, I accidentally emptied my junk mail folder before I could move James', or John's, message to my inbox. Ne'ermind, I'm quite certain that another opportunity will arise.