The ramblings of a pseudointellectal…or a genuine idiot?

Richard the Third

There's been a lot of commentary following the outcome of the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard defamation trial. One of the highlights of the case, which has been the source of much hilarity and derision, was the revelation—although I'm pretty sure that it was publicly known years ago—of Heard taking a dump in the marital bed, and later trying to pass the blame onto one of the couple's lapdogs. She now lives in infamy as Amber Turd.

In 20 years you're gonna be like: Oh Amber, I remember her. I remember her, because it rhymes with turd.

Kneon, Amber Heard Tells NBC News 'IT'S NOT FAIR!', Clownfish TV

And, in one fell swoop, one AH has done for her family name what another did for his, over 75 years ago! (hitler)


A Richard the Third, or Richard, is Cockney rhyming slang for turd.

British comedian, Ronnie Barker, told a story of a man who saw a small, brown Richard lying on the pavement.

He stared at it there, on the ground at his feet. Then he said Oh small, brown Richard the Third, how lucky I did not step on you! He picked it up, and put it on top of a wall where no one else could tread on it…

…And the small, brown Richard the Third flew back to its nest.


A year on, and a recent update raised this comment which made me laugh inordinately:

The thing I remember most about this case was Amber Heard's morning routine: Wake up - Have a poo - Get out of bed

Simon Coates, commenting on WRONG Information and "Spin" on the Amber Heard Trials, BlackBeltBarrister

(LMAO)