The hooch pooch
An intoxicated driver speeding in Colorado tried to evade DUI charges, by swapping places with his dog in the passenger's seat. Unfortunately for him, the police officer who pulled him over was brighter than the average Bear saw the whole thing, and arrested him.
When questioned about his alcohol consumption, the man tried to run away. But he must've been really shit-faced to come up with that story in the first place; after all, who in their right mind would get into a car driven by a dog? (exclamation) (SMH)
"The dog does not face any charges and was let go with just a warning," the police department joked.
Madeline Halpert, BBC News
Signs of humour. They're developing awareness!