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Huma Abedin, a former aide to Hilary Clinton, has a book being published next week in which she details sex assault by US senator
. Except, she doesn't, really.
Ms Abedin, now 45, does not reveal the senator's identity or even his party.
These are important details that are missing. All that Abedin has done is describe an assault. But I guess we shouldn't expect too much from the world's most trusted international news broadcaster
™.
It would take an arch cynic to conclude that the revelation and the book release were anything but entirely unrelated.