Alice in chains

• 24.01.2022 11:54 UTC+01:00
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Rev. Alice Kiesten—or Kirsten, she doesn't seem to care, so why should we?—writes to me, offering her $60M fortune to charity. And I get to keep $10M of that for being so honest. Sweet! I now realise the truth of the adage: virtue is its own reward. (thumbup)

But, is the good reverend as honest as me? Where did she get all of that money? I doubt that NEC are such generous paymasters. Could it be that she's been [cough] tending her flock? (wink)

Still, although I may be honest, I'm not so stupid as to lose such a munificent benefactor by asking awkward questions. The poor bitch is dying of cancer, after all. And $10M is $10M. (pipe)

From: "Rev. Alice Kiesten" <alicekiesten@nec.co.jp>
Date: 24 January 2022 at 04:10:44 CET
Subject: Re: Seeking Your Trust.  200!
Reply-To: alicekiesten1@daum.net

Dear beloved, How are you today,I am Rev. Alice Kirsten a cancer patient for 15years. My Doctor told me that I few days left to live. I told God that I will use my US60 Million in America (U.S.A) for Charity. kindly get back to me if you are willing to do this using us50 Million for Charity and US10 Million for your self based on your honesty. Please,get back to me soon. Thanks, Rev. Alice Kirsten