Mrs Ragnhild Lilly Button
This item in my junk mail folder leapt out at me, simply because of the sender's (alleged) name…Mrs Ragnhild Lilly Button. Whoever came up with that has a sense of humour to match mine, and they should feel ashamed.
Hello Beloved, Greetings from Mrs. Ragnhild Lilly Button. It's true we do not know each other but my spirit led me to write this email to you, so please don't be annoyed or embarrassed. I write you with heavy heart and great joy of sorrow because I am shocked today when finally I was informed by my doctor that it will take only the will of God for me to survive due to my complicated health issues (CANCER). So for the mercy of God to fall on me , I decided to go through the net to share my problem, look for any possible solution and do whatever that will make me achieve a happy end if I eventually have to die. I have visited some orphanage homes around me and done some help to them but my instinct directed me to touch some lives that have no relationship with me. Please, I need people that will encourage me and have a happy end while we also engage in discussion on how to dispose some of my material acquisitions to less privilege around you. I hope my mail gets to you in good faith. Do good, so that goods will in return follow you. Thanks and remain blessed, till i get your response via my email bellow, for the full details. Regards, Mrs. Ragnhild Lilly Button. [email address removed, but *SHOCK* it didn't match the 'from' or 'reply-to' addresses in the mail header!]
So Mrs Ragnhild Lilly Button has cancer, which brings her great joy of sorrow, and she's looking forward to a happy ending
(snigger). I realise that someone's just made this crap up, and it is spam, but they deserve some recognition for creativity and making me laugh!