Flat bottom
Reuters
North Korea's risibly coiffured glorious leader, Kim Jong Un, lambasted an accident during the launch of a destroyer which saw the ship's bottom crushed. A man of leadership and action, he's demanded that those responsible be held accountable for an incident he described as having severely damaged the dignity and pride of our nation in an instant
through absolute carelessness, irresponsibility and unscientific empiricism
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Given the totalitarian state's lamentable record on human rights, those involved have gotta be feeling pretty nervous right now.
And, by the same token, if I were his barber I'd be making plans to defect.