Will this madness never end?

Jeff 'n' Kam

Wrong angle: Did this need reality checking?

With President 'Pa having thrown in the towel in favour of his running mate, Vice-President TrumpHarris—sorry, a [cough] senior moment there—comes news of a photo having surfaced that shows Kamala Harris cuddling up to Jeffrey Epstein. Naturally, it's being shared on social media. So, BBC Verify set their best sleuths to the task of authenticating it.

C'mon, really? That has to be one of the worst photo edits I've ever seen. Epstein's cropped image is more front-facing than Douglas Emhoff's pose, and the composite actually looks like someone wearing a cardboard cutout Epstein mask slightly askew.

Still, at least our japester colour matched Emhoff's skin tone to better blend in with Epstein's pastier complexion. I guess it shows some level of awareness.