It's all gone to shit

Orange is not the only suit

Donald TrampTrump must be rueing the day he screwed a pr0n star, for he's now been screwed himself. And not so pleasantly either.

To use another carpentry metaphor: he nailed her, and she's nailed him in return.

Even after his sentencing he'll remain Orange Man though, if only for the colour of his prison jumpsuit.

There's some doubt that he'll actually do time behind bars, considering his age; the relatively low severity of his felony offences; that this is his first conviction; and that it would complicate the Secret Service's obligation to provide security to him as an ex-POTUS. But the idea of his garb complimenting his tan is still funny.