What's that smell?

PayPal popping

Date: Fri, 02 May 2025 08:11:54 -0700 (PDT)
from: [snip] <maticcchrry672@gmail.com>
subject: Your Transaction 1047-340-3669 is Confirmed and Ready to Ship
PayPal Date: Friday, May 02, 2025 Transaction Id: 1047-340-3669 Confirmation of your recent purchase We've noticed an unusual charge on your PayPal, LLC account. If it's unauthorized, call to cancel. Otherwise, $1300.00 USD will be billed today. Your Item is processed. If you have any inquiries, please reach out to us. Shopping details Product: Springfield Armory (XD(r) Series Handgun) Reference Id: ZUH9647QW97453VUIQAA Customer name: [snip] Quantity: 1x Unit price: $1300.00 USD Issues with this Transaction? Call +1 (210) 939-0841 to report any unauthorized Transaction. PayPal is committed to preventing fraudulent emails. Please do not reply to this email. To get in touch, call the toll free number provided in the email. Happy writing, PayPal, LLC

Those nice people at PayPal have contacted me, through the services offered by those nice people at Google Mail, to advise me of unusual activity on my PayPal account. Apparently, I've just bought a handgun. A Springfield Armory XD® to be precise. I dunno, is that good one? shrug

Anyhow, they sign off with Happy writing. Is that a euphemism for popping caps in people's asses?