The ABC of strike action
BBC
The leader teases: Unite the Union has announces [sic] two weeks of strike action for ABC council waste collection workers.
Unite the Union? Sounds like a plea for the SNP to abandon their plans for Scottish devolution, or for Team Orange Man and Team Diaper Shitter to put an end to the polarising political discourse in the colonies.
Fortunately, the article clears up any confusion: it's the Unite trade union which will be responsible for ABC's expected smelly streets. That's ABC as in the Northern Irish borough of Armagh, Banbridge, and Craigavon, not a preschooler's reading primer or some variant on LGBT flap-flap-flappery.