I'm such an arsehole

Turning a blind eye

I like Derek, we think alike. He believes I deserve the best, and so do I.

Now, as he blithely puts it: We all know that replenishing your levels of lutein and zeaxanthin by eating specific foods can bulletproof your vision against the ravages of aging [sic]. What do you mean it's news to you? My family was discussing it only the other day over dinner. They may be teenagers who spend too much time on InstaChatTok, but there's nothing that my daughters like so much as a good old chat about lutein and zeaxanthin. Seriously, they could go on about it for hours!

But I do think he's missing a trick here. After all, the people who would most benefit from his amazing revelation can't read his message.

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