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There are 26 posts tagged: "attention whore"
- Boo-hoos and hurt fee-fees
- 15 December 2022
Prince Harry has claimed it was
terrifying to have my brother scream and shout at meover the Sussex's departure from royal life. Poor fucking lambykins. It's a miracle that he managed two tours of duty in Afghanistan, really. (rolleyes)
- The sweet smell of farts
- 8 December 2022
Actresses Jennifer Lawrence and Viola Davis got together for a spot of good old mutual fawning—as luvvies are wont to do—hosted by Variety. For her part, Lawrence explained that she doesn't enjoy press interviews, saying:(more…)
I’m always very self-conscious of my intellect because I didn’t finish school. I dropped out of middle school.But she'd already made that perfectly clear, earlier in the conversation.
- Too butch for Jim
- 2 December 2022
Sometimes Hollyweirdos would be better off not making their personal thoughts, such as they are, public. The latest to come across as completely batshit is director James Cameron. While peddling his new opus, Avatar: The Way of Water to The Hollywood Reporter's Rebecca Keegan, he shared his thoughts on testosterone, of all things.(more…)
- Symbolic gesture
- 19 November 2022
The BBC is sending Gary Lineker, its most highly-paid mouth-breather, to Qatar to watch tosspots kick balls around fields. But, he's not excited by the prospect. Oh no. He's really only going so that he can champion the cause of human rights and raise awareness. Oh yes.(more…)
- 27 October 2022
Most people will never achieve anything of enough note to warrant a biography. For those who do, it usually comes towards the end of a long and full life.(more…)
- Delusions of relevance
- 14 October 2022
Madonna, at the tender age of 64, appears to have come out. Again. In a TikTok video, she alludes to the possibility that she bats for the other side. As if anyone cared anymore.(more…)
- The lads doth protest too little, methinks
- 29 September 2022
The upcoming World Cup, hosted by Qatar, is mired in controversy over the treatment of migrant workers and the country's strict anti-LGBTQIABC+FAPFAPFAP laws. And it's causing some consternation, not least at Danish sportswear manufacturer, Hummel International Sport & Leisure A/S.(more…)
- Half dutch
- 16 August 2022
This cropped up as a(more…)
most readlead on BBC News online. What at first appeared to be a compelling national statement on social media abstinence, however, turns out to be a very much more mundane tale of a minor celebrity stepping away from InstaTweet. What a let-down! (thumbdown)
- Girls running around
- 1 August 2022
England's women's soccer team beat Germany's to win Euro 2022. I'm so pumped.(more…)
- Check your privilege
- 31 January 2022
Another example of Richard Meyer's voice-acting skills. This time, an opinionated Twitter weirdo making demands from people who, hopefully, don't give a shit about her expectations.(more…)
- Ageing disgracefully
- 6 December 2021
At 63, Madonna is keen to show the world that she still has it. Whatever(more…)
itis, and whether or not the world wants to know.
- Saving lives: one fat, brown, gay kiss at a time
- 27 October 2021
According to hyperbolic tosspots at the premiere of Eternals, the representation of fat, non-white, and gay superheroes is affirming and will save lives.(more…)
- Funny, not funny
- 16 October 2021
Outrage has erupted over Dave Chappelle's latest Netflix special, The Closer, as he took aim at the alphabet soupers—particularly the(more…)
T—and the preferred pronoun poseurs. Verily, the dudgeon, it was high; and the salt, it flowed freely and in abundance. You cannot make fun of the trans, it seems.
- Pegged out
- 14 September 2021
Ah yes, indeed. There's nothing quite like a privileged, vacuous, and inconsequential model wearing a provocative slogan to have absolutely no impact whatsoever. Other than getting their photograph selected by similarly vacuous and inconsequential entertainment reporters. At least the visibility's good for the career.(more…)
- Shrinking violet
- 14 September 2021
The Met Gala—an annual event for the self-important to gather, in ridiculous attire, to general ambivalence from the rest of the world—returned to New York this year, after last year's gala was cancelled due to the pandemic.(more…)
- Overreacting much?
- 15 July 2021
Apparently, whities are appropriating black TikTok performers' dance moves without giving the original creators credit. That's pretty bad behaviour; after all, credit where credit's due. But, there's always one poor lamb who either has to fall back on hyperbole, or simply doesn't understand the true meaning of the words that they're using.(more…)
- Whining widow
- 20 June 2021
Scarlett Johansson has criticised the hyper-sexualisation of Black Widow in her debut film, Iron Man 2. I don't recall whether she criticised it, or the paycheque, at the time. (thinking)(more…)
- 3 May 2021
Those of us who scoffed at Elliot Page's commitment to joining the patriarchy, are laughing on the other side of our faces now. He's only gone and had a titectomy! Although, in true Page style, it's accompanied by a public announcement, in an interview with Oprah Winfrey. I'm assuming that Apple TV+ counts as(more…)
- Tree Story
- 23 March 2021
We are reminded, or informed, for those of us who were blissfully unaware until now, that Keiynan Lonsdale—an actor best known as someone that I'd never heard of before—self-identifies as a tree…FFS, even my sense of humour isn't so perverse as to make this shit up! Lonsdale unironically prefers(more…)
tree/treeselfpronouns, rather than
he/him. And the male population breathes a hearty sigh of relief.
- Coming out
- 4 December 2020
Finding strength from Elliot Page's brave lead, I'm ready to(more…)
come out. I identify as a chicken. My name is Clucky, and my pronouns are bock/BAAWK.
- Just a regular guy
- 2 December 2020
In what appears to be a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the public consciousness, Ellen Page has(more…)
come out. Again. Strewth, is she ever in for more than five minutes?
- Q: When is an SJW not an SJW?
- 25 July 2020
A: When they're virtual signalling.(more…)
- Roast of the day
- 25 March 2017
Philip Schofield bravely walked across Westminster Bridge in an act of(more…)
defianceagainst the recent terror attack there. Strangely enough, this courageous act has attracted a certain amount of derision. I can't imagine why; really I can't.
- Tits oot fer the lads! A political protest by the PHWOAR! Party
- 24 October 2012
Femen, a Ukrainian radical feminist movement, is(more…)
fighting against patriarchy, in its three manifestations: sexual exploitation of women, dictatorship and religion. They accomplish this by radically protesting while topless, which has got to hurt during the Ukrainian winter.
- Did the earth move? The bloody house fell down!
- 10 November 2009
Caroline Cartwright from Washington, Tyne and Wear, has appeared at Newcastle Crown Court. She's appealing against a conviction for breaching a noise abatement notice, after she was found guilty of making loud noises during sex. In her defence, she argued that(more…)
she had a right to
respect for her private and family lifeunder Article 8 of the Human Rights Act.
- Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!
- 15 December 2004
Sir Elton John commented that George Michael was:(more…)