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There are 87 posts tagged: "health"
- The tooth fairy
- 24 May 2023
Decay and Inflammation. Just the sort of subject line to pique one's interest! (rolleyes)
- A pox on your bottom no more
- 14 May 2023
The WHO has declared the bottompox brouhaha to be over, just in time for Pride Month. That'll gladden the hearts of the LGBTQIABC+FLAPFLAPFLAP brigade no end. And it'll give them all something else to celebrate, in addition to their specialness, during their superspecial thirty days.(more…)
- 12 May 2023
NYC's lardarses have cause to shake their booties. Yes, indeed, the city has passed a bill abrogating them from responsibility for their own health, and impacting the lives of the less generously proportioned, by allowing them to join the ranks of the disenfranchised.(more…)
- Health gen
- 20 April 2023
The BBC home page teases an opportunity for everyone to learn how health status varies across generations, probably in the usual lazily put-together fluff-piece manner. Except oldies—in this case, anyone born before 1997—need not apply.(more…)
- 0s and 1s
- 30 March 2023
I don't know why this qualifies for BBC Worklife per se, other than zoomers have to work like the rest of us, I guess; but Jessica Klein seeks to educate us as to How young people are shaking off gender binaries. The relevance of zoomers to work life, I can understand; their gender binarism is another matter entirely. Unless(more…)
these attitudes are having an impacton the provision of toilet facilities in the workplace. (confused)
- PG tips
- 21 March 2023
I hadn't read of the deaths of Indonesian children after taking tainted cough syrup before now, but the cause of death being acute kidney injury told me that this was the same issue as reported earlier in The Gambia and Uzbekistan. I wouldn't have noted it here, though, if my pedantry hackles hadn't been raised:(more…)
- 29 December 2022
Brazilian fatties are sad that others aren't overjoyed when their journeys are disrupted by their lardaciousness. One blubber-butt(more…)
recently got stuck in a turnstile on a bus for more than four hours, which must've thrilled her fellow passengers no end.
- 28 December 2022
One of the downsides to President Pooh's relaxation of his sewer's Covid restrictions is that its denizens will be free to travel abroad as of next month. Undoubtedly bringing their pestilence, the incidence of which is rising, with them.(more…)
- Health warning...or clever marketing?
- 16 December 2022
It's a story that thankfully doesn't require mathematical dexterity, as Tiffanie Turnbull regales us over(more…)
toxic spinachbeing sold in Australian Costco stores. The Riviera Farms baby spinach appears to have been contaminated with a weed that induces hallucinations.
- Beat the meat
- 6 December 2022
After all the hype and excitement of vegan foods rising to the challenge of tasting like meat, the public's enthusiasm for fake meat is waning in both the UK and US. This appears to be at least in part due to consumers' cost-consciousness in the face of soaring food prices, coupled with Beyond Meat's failure to force the taxpayer or meat buyers to sustain their business model.(more…)
- The pied piper
- 2 December 2022
New York is hiring, if you're in the mind to fill the role of director of rodent mitigation. The Big Apple has a rat infestation problem, and the city's willing to pay well for a modern-day pied piper…or anyone sufficiently murine-adverse.(more…)
- Monkeying around
- 28 November 2022
The WHO has reacted to complaints that the term monkeypox is racist and stigmatising by announcing it will be phased out in favour of(more…)
mpox. Given that monkeypox was named after the disease was first identified in captive monkeys, the mithering seems unduly precious.
- Grazing grass
- 16 November 2022
nu3—or is that nu³? I really don't know (shrug)—claims that their exotically-priced, flavoured protein powder is(more…)
whey from 100% grass-fed milk.
- Beyond meatless
- 14 October 2022
Beyond Meat, the company that—for unfathomable reasons—makes expensive plant-based products resembling meat, and whose CEO advocated higher taxation on real meat to make his company's products more competitive, is having difficulty in meeting its growth projections. Its bullish prediction of 20% growth for this year have given way to a more pessimistic 9–14% fall in sales compared to last year. Oh well, ne'ermind.(more…)
- The piggy principle
- 11 October 2022
Writing for BBC Family Tree, Alessia Franco and David Robson extol the virtues of children playing in muddy puddles. It seems that playing with dirt and water is to the benefit of both physical and mental development.(more…)
- Poison for profit
- 8 October 2022
The WHO has released an alert against four cough syrup products linked to sixty-six infant deaths in The Gambia. When I read that the deaths had been linked to kidney injury, my immediate thought—as any student of Forensic Files will appreciate—was of ethylene glycol and/or diethylene glycol poisoning. And, upon further reading…quelle surprise!(more…)
- The mushroom hunter
- 3 October 2022
Nancy Brophy is an author. Of sorts. But also a murderer. Definitely.(more…)
- Fat tax
- 2 September 2022
Visiting the UK for the first time in two years, I picked up a recent copy of the Daily Express that was hanging around. I'd forgotten what a garbage rag it is.(more…)
- Allergic advisory
- 23 August 2022
I saw this allergen advice on a bar of Jordans' Frusli—blueberry flavour, if you're curious.(more…)
- Careless talc costs lives
- 12 August 2022
Johnson & Johnson is to stop making and selling its legendary baby talc due to health concerns—raised in US civil litigation, natch! People who want a scapegoat's money to compensate for their disease, claim that the company's talc is contaminated with asbestos. Hence cancer.*(more…)
- 12 August 2022
The US government has declared monkeypox to be a public health emergency. The disease causes painful blisters which, in homosexual men at least, occur around the mouth, anus, and penis. Sounds like a portal of entry lesion. [cough](more…)
- Pet cemetery
- 19 July 2022
I never thought I'd say that I like the idea of life in Iran, but I like the idea of life in Iran.*(more…)
- Toilet twee
- 18 July 2022
It's always amused me how Americans ask where the bathroom is, or excuse themselves to take a(more…)
bathroom break, when they have no intention of having a bath. Now, the BBC's health reporter, Philippa Roxbury, advises us how to examine one's stools for signs of bowel cancer in Bowel cancer: How to check your poo.
- Neverending lockdown
- 24 May 2022
President Pooh's lackeys at the WHO are concerned over China's response to the WuFlu. They believe that continued lockdowns in the face of Chongvirus omicron are not sustainable. Oh well, never mind.(more…)
- Rightsize me
- 19 May 2022
A New York lard-arse is raising a class-action lawsuit against MacDonald's and Wendy's, alleging that their burgers are lacking in lard-arseness. Specifically, that the companies' marketing suggests that their burgers are 15% larger than they really are.(more…)
- Okay Bill (okay)
- 14 May 2022
I don't recall having heard of Deborah James before now. But I don't listen to podcasts, so there's that.(more…)
- Having their meat and eating it
- 4 May 2022
As the US Supreme Court appears set to challenge women's right to abortion, conservative and religious pro-lifers hope that Roe vs Wade will be overturned. I can't help but wonder how many of them are vegan or vegetarian though.(more…)
- It's not harmful if you treat it right
- 27 April 2022
Purveyor of sugar-laden shit, Kellogg's, is taking the UK government to court, over restrictions on the display of nutritionally-deficient, obesity-inducing breakfast cereals in stores.(more…)
- Dear heart
- 14 April 2022
Shortly after it was reported that US bodybuilder Cedric McMillan wouldn't participate in the 2022 Arnold Classic, he confirmed the decision by dying of 'roids-unrelated causes.(more…)
- I'm sarcastic, therefore I'm brainy
- 12 January 2022
According to David Robson, writing for BBC Family Tree, a teenager's sarcasm reflects their intellect. Fortunately for me, my sarcastic teen, Emily, doesn't read the BBC online.(more…)
- 6 January 2022
Laughter is the best medicine, or so we're told. And a prescribed comedy course could be a new way to help people recover from trauma. The sessions will be free for participants, although presumably not for the UK taxpayer; they get their joy from their tax bill.(more…)
- 5G or 0G(enes)
- 18 December 2021
Necklaces and accessories that are claimed to(more…)
protectagainst 5G, which isn't harmful to health, have been found to be radioactive, which is. Hmmm. (thinking)
- A rock and a hard place
- 17 December 2021
The European Medicines Agency has refused approval for a new drug against Alzheimer's disease. Despite it having been approved by the US Food and Drug Administration, the EMA argued that it does not appear to be effective in two trials involving 3,000 patients.(more…)
- Red wine and dementia
- 9 December 2021
According to Dr Will Mitchell, there are(more…)
3 ways to kill dementia. So it's strange that he's only offering one here. But I guess we all have to start somewhere.
- 23 November 2021
A different approach to driving sales comes from Uber Eats, Canada.(more…)
- It must be Thanksgiving
- 22 November 2021
To celebrate Thanksgiving, BBC Food asks me(more…)
How much do you know about American food?And presents a handy-dandy little quiz, to check whether I'm lying or not.
- Yippy, not yippee
- 19 November 2021
I don't hate dogs. But I do have a passionate dislike of some dog owners.(more…)
- Pooh payment
- 12 November 2021
AstraZeneca have announced that, as the WuFlu changes from pandemic to endemic—their words, not mine—the company will start to make some profit from its Chongvax. Nick Dearden, director of campaign group Global Justice Now, who appears to live in an economic fantasy land, railed against the decision, stating that it(more…)
shows the utter folly of giving away publicly-funded science to big pharma. While the AZ vaccine was developed in conjunction with Oxford University, the company has borne the cost of production and getting the drug to market. And it's still the cheapest on the market.
- Tess Holliday's morning workout routine
- 31 October 2021
Gotta keep training!(more…)
- 11 October 2021
As the US government and state authorities introduce mandatory vaccination against the Chongvirus for public sector workers, some of those workers are choosing to leave their jobs instead. Healthcare workers who reject the mandate as politically-motivated, or an invasion of their sovereign rights, have a difficult argument to make in their favour, since they must already be vaccinated against MMR and hepatitis.(more…)
- Safe cigs
- 7 October 2021
VELO is a brand of nicotine pouches from Scandinavia. They're designed to be placed in the mouth, for that rush that you so crave. And, like condoms, they come in a range of different flavours, which is nice, I guess.(more…)
- Just passing through
- 25 September 2021
File this wanton idiocy under(more…)
dumb things press secretaries say.
- Tinfoil vaccine
- 14 August 2021
An international resistance movement opposed to Chongvaxes and restrictions is growing on social media. Their plan is to separate themselves from vaccinated members of society, who they fear will make them ill.(more…)
- No vaccine for zombies
- 11 August 2021
If you thought that Dr Naomi Wolf's opinions on the Chongvax were naive, others arise from the pit of ingorance who are, if anything, even worse.(more…)
- 9 August 2021
Among those hesitant of vaccination against the Chongvirus are the 10% of the population with a fear of needles. Apparently, they can waste hours at clinics being coached into a jab, only to walk away at the last moment, or faint.(more…)
- ALL OUT
- 4 August 2021
In Selling Starvation: The Shameful Case of Teddi Mellencamp, Georg Rockall-Schmidt probes into a weight-loss cult led by a minor, nay trivial,(more…)
celebrity. The daughter of rockcock John Mellencamp—for the record, I've never been a fan; I prefer music—established herself as an
accountability coach, running a diet programme called ALL IN.
- Meat (substitute) head
- 2 August 2021
Ethan Brown, founder of Beyond Meat, is in favour of a tax on meat consumption. No shit, is he really? Who'd've thunk it.(more…)
- The sixth sense
- 23 July 2021
Writing for BBC Future, David Robson explores the complexities of Chongvax hesitancy. To cut a dull story short, much of the reluctance is attributed to(more…)
the 5Cs: confidence; complacency; calculation; constraints, or convenience; and collective responsibility.
- Moving on
- 25 June 2021
Writing for BBC Worklife, Bryan Lufkin explains why it's okay to not reignite relationships that have stagnated during lockdown. You can let acquaintanceships and friendships go, should you wish.(more…)
- Is there a dietician in the house?
- 16 June 2021
A couple of idiots on YouTube, claiming to be dietician nutritionists, and spreading misinformation. Who knew? I couldn't watch the whole video, because their voices grated on my nerves.(more…)
- Is there a doctor in the house?
- 10 June 2021
Ooooh, I've found another crackpot on YouTube. Aren't I lucky?(more…)
- Trust me, I'm a doctor
- 6 June 2021
Twitter has suspended Dr Naomi Wolf's account, after she was found to have spread Chongvax misinformation. Her messages included such gems as vaccines being a(more…)
software platform that can receive uploads, and that the excreta of vaccinated individuals should be separated from general sewage, until its impact on non-vaccinated people through drinking water has been studied. It seems more humorous, in a batshit crazy way, than misinformative to me; although if it's a sign of her mental illness, then I should feel bad for laughing.
- Tastes like chicken
- 22 May 2021
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warns that, alongside public health officials in several US states, it's investigating several outbreaks of Salmonella infections, linked to contact with backyard poultry. Across 43 states, 163 people have thus far been affected, 34 of whom have been hospitalised.(more…)
- Mmmmm-mmmm minty!
- 30 April 2021
Menthol cigarettes are disproportionately harmful to black smokers, apparently, which is why the Biden administration aims to ban them. Opponents of the ban, which include rabble-rouser Al Sharpton, claim that(more…)
banning a product that is most popular among African Americans is discriminatory.So, one side wants to ban menthol cigarettes because they discriminate against blacks, while the other side opposes the ban because it discriminates against blacks. At least that's clear.
- You're gonna need a bigger loaf
- 22 April 2021
…and a diet Coke.(more…)
- Durian Durian
- 7 April 2021
I received a somewhat pedestrian unsolicited commercial email from Danielle Cwalinski today, advising me of the(more…)
ONEexotic fruit. And she doesn't mean Joe Exotic…BA-DA-BOOM-TSCH!
- Silly sausage
- 21 October 2020
One of the, ahem,(more…)
meatiersubjects to be debated by the European Parliament this week is when is a sausage not a sausage?
- It's finger cleanin' responsibly good
- 25 August 2020
KFC is temporarily shelving its(more…)
finger lickin' goodslogan, in light of the pandemic.
- The times they are a'changin'
- 19 July 2020
David Shukman, the BBC's science editor, asks whether climate change could mean that(more…)
Summers could become. Except he doesn't really complete the article by answering the question. To be fair, like a lot of these future-gazing fluff pieces, it's pretty unaswerable except in the broadest terms.
too hot for humans
- 20 April 2020
In 2014, Admiral William H. McRaven (retd) gave the graduation address at the University of Texas, Austin. It's highly regarded as a motivational speech. It is, indeed, excellent, and well worth watching.(more…)
- The will of God?
- 7 September 2019
An Indian couple, Mangayamma Yaramati and Sitarama Rajarao, have welcomed twin daughters following IVF treatment. This wouldn't really be worthy of comment, if were not for the fact that she is 73, and he is a sprightly 82 years young.(more…)
- Eat 'til you bust
- 8 August 2017
The Trendy Shrimp, a mall restaurant in Hangzhou, Zhejiang province, China, has been criticised for a crass advertising campaign which offered discounts to women based on the size of their bust. A woman with an A-cup bra could get 5% off of her meal, while the owner of a G-cup could get 65% off. That's a pretty safe bet; I can't imagine that there would be too many of those being awarded in China.(more…)
- Crème de la crème
- 22 June 2017
Rebecca Burger, a well-known French(more…)
lifestyle blogger, was tragically killed when a pressurised whipped cream dispenser exploded and hit her in the chest. Mme Burger apparently described herself as a fitness, travel, and fashion enthusiast.
- Cereal killer
- 21 June 2017
In an effort to improve children's health, by fostering healthier eating habits, public health officials in Liverpool have(more…)
named-and-shamedbreakfast cereals with high sugar content. Among the shockers is the revelation that Kellogg's Frosties has the highest sugar load of all. Is this really news? Come on, you can see the bloody sugar on the flakes, it's the main attraction, if you're a kid!
- The Bear necessities
- 11 June 2017
Babe and alleged actress, Alicia Silverstone, explains that her decision to raise her son, Bear Blu, on a vegan diet was, like herself:(more…)
such a no-brainer.
- On average, I should move to Tonga
- 10 October 2013
The BBC has a handy-dandy flab calculator, which takes your age, gender, height and weight, and then compares you with similarly-aged people across the globe.(more…)
- Cause or effect: are you looking at me?
- 13 July 2013
According to researchers from Queen Mary University of London, young men who are gang members are more likely to suffer from mental disorders and seek psychiatric help than those who aren't. The study leader, and director of the forensic psychiatry research unit at Queen Mary, Prof. Jeremy Coid, concludes:(more…)
- A sign of the times?
- 19 November 2012
I saw this while on holiday in Portugal recently, a sign on a bouncy castle warning that it's(more…)
Only for children up to 40 kg, and
Do not use the bouncy castle if you suffer from…pregnancy.
- I'm too young to die!
- 9 November 2012
In 2010, President Nazarbayev of Kazakhstan set researchers the task of discovering an elixir that could prolong his life. Two years later, they came up with a bio-yoghurt that they claim will do just that.(more…)
- Mi braynz num
- 29 August 2012
It appears that habitual cannabis use, particularly from adolescence, can result in a permanent reduction in IQ.(more…)
- Should I become gay?*
- 17 August 2012
MegaCorpUSA, in an effort at inclusion, has set up a(more…)
gay and lesbian and allies group, to spread awareness, if not interesting diseases. Apparently, the
network exists for the positive advancement of gay and lesbian issues, and
Their goal for this year is to establish themselves further…and increase the number of members. So I think they're asking people to become
- Burgers or babies?
- 25 June 2012
Experts at Nuffield Health state that more than half of British women have waists that are larger than the recommended healthy size.(more…)
- I (heart) Vogue
- 4 May 2012
Vogue magazine has pledged to only work with models who are not unhealthily stick-thin or below the age of 16.(more…)
- It was never like that in my day
- 4 March 2011
…my college days, that is.(more…)
- Is this addiction?
- 23 February 2011
A Chinese guy reportedly died after a three-day online gaming session, during which he neither ate nor slept. In the month before his death, he spent almost £1000 on gaming. This was all done at an internet café, rather than his own home, so it makes you question their hygiene standards. After all, he must have positively reeked.(more…)
- There are better things to be remembered for
- 9 February 2011
Death comes to all of us, supposedly, with the possible exception of(more…)
- 'Nutritious' has added sugar?
- 19 January 2011
Apparently those mirthless buggers at the UK Advertising Standards Authority have upheld complaints about advertising by those frisky buggers at Coca-Cola.(more…)
- Of superheroes and Sigmund
- 16 August 2010
While philosophers love superheroes, psychologists do not. They're concerned that modern superheroes are an inappropriate role model for boys.(more…)
- Apples 'n' Pears
- 15 July 2010
The Bonkers Institute has concluded, from a survey of fat ladies, that those who deposit their chocolate rations on their hips are more likely to have bad memories than those with wobbly bellies.(more…)
- Downward spiral
- 6 July 2010
Depression may lead to dementia. How depressing is that?(more…)
- Phew, at least I'm not an alcoholic
- 10 February 2010
And I don't have a sweet tooth, so I'm not an alcoholic after all!(more…)
- Smoking addictive shocker!
- 15 September 2009
Some actress who I've never heard of has lung cancer. She smoked and is mad at the cigarette companies:(more…)
- I'd like a 'P' please, Bob
- 20 April 2005
Strangely, I was looking for ways to make yummy processed peas, like tinned marrowfat peas, because we can't get them easily in Switzerland. During my research, I happened across guidance from the Food and Agriculture Organisation and World Health Organisation on processed pea standards. I kid you not.(more…)
- Living with Boris
- 11 January 2005
On a couple of occasions at the supermarket, over the last few months, I've had difficulty in focussing on the items on the shelves. Not so much visually as mentally, it all becomes a sickening blur.(more…)
- Poor kid, no future (sad)
- 5 January 2005
Studies suggest that babies who are fed an aural diet of classical music during pregnancy have greater than average intelligence—or something else that's good, but I've forgotten.(more…)
- Vegetarianism as the moral high ground
- 22 November 2004
This, on the IMDb boards, made me realise that there's more to vegetarianism than not wanting to eat something that had a face.(more…)
- 10lb of shit in a 5lb bag
- 23 March 2004
Girls showing midriff is okay if they're fit, but why do they do it when they have a roll of flab hanging over their jeans? It's just bad taste really.(more…)