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I'm sarcastic, therefore I'm brainy
12 January 2022
According to David Robson, writing for BBC Family Tree, a teenager's sarcasm reflects their intellect. Fortunately for me, my sarcastic teen, Emily, doesn't read the BBC. (more…)
Traumedy
6 January 2022
Laughter is the best medicine, or so we're told. And a prescribed comedy course could be a new way to help people recover from trauma. The sessions will be free for participants, although presumably not for the UK taxpayer; they get their joy from their tax bill. (more…)
5G or 0G(enes)
18 December 2021
Necklaces and accessories that are claimed to protect against 5G, which isn't harmful to health, have been found to be radioactive, which is. Hmmm. (thinking) (more…)
A rock and a hard place
17 December 2021
The European Medicines Agency has refused approval for a new drug against Alzheimer's disease. Despite it having been approved by the US Food and Drug Administration, the EMA argued that it does not appear to be effective in two trials involving 3,000 patients. (more…)
Red wine and dementia
9 December 2021
According to Dr Will Mitchell, there are 3 ways to kill dementia. So it's strange that he's only offering one here. But I guess we all have to start somewhere. (more…)
Canadabis
23 November 2021
A different approach to driving sales comes from Uber Eats, Canada. (more…)
It must be Thanksgiving
22 November 2021
To celebrate Thanksgiving, BBC Food asks me How much do you know about American food? And presents a handy-dandy little quiz, to check whether I'm lying or not. (more…)
Yippy, not yippee
19 November 2021
I don't hate dogs. But I do have a passionate dislike of some dog owners. (more…)
Pooh payment
12 November 2021
AstraZeneca have announced that, as the WuFlu changes from pandemic to endemic—their words, not mine—the company will start to make some profit from its Chongvirus vaccine. Nick Dearden, director of campaign group Global Justice Now, who appears to live in an economic fantasy land, railed against the decision, stating that it shows the utter folly of giving away publicly-funded science to big pharma. While the AZ vaccine was developed in conjunction with Oxford University, the company has borne the cost of production and getting the drug to market. And it's still the cheapest on the market. (more…)
Tess Holliday's morning workout routine
31 October 2021
Gotta keep training! (more…)
Losers
11 October 2021
As the US government and state authorities introduce mandatory vaccination against the Chongvirus for public sector workers, some of those workers are choosing to leave their jobs instead. Healthcare workers who reject the mandate as politically-motivated, or an invasion of their sovereign rights, have a difficult argument to make in their favour, since they must already be vaccinated against MMR and hepatitis. (more…)
Safe cigs
7 October 2021
VELO is a brand of nicotine pouches from Scandinavia. They're designed to be placed in the mouth, for that rush that you so crave. And, like condoms, they come in a range of different flavours, which is nice, I guess. (more…)
Just passing through
25 September 2021
File this wanton idiocy under dumb things press secretaries say. (more…)
Tinfoil vaccine
14 August 2021
An international resistance movement opposed to Chongvirus vaccinations and restrictions is growing on social media. Their plan is to separate themselves from vaccinated members of society, who they fear will make them ill. (more…)
No vaccine for zombies
11 August 2021
If you thought that Dr Naomi Wolf's opinions on the Chongvirus vaccine were naive, others arise from the pit of ingorance who are, if anything, even worse. (more…)
Jabby
9 August 2021
Among those hesitant of vaccination against the Chongvirus are the 10% of the population with a fear of needles. Apparently, they can waste hours at clinics being coached into a jab, only to walk away at the last moment, or faint. (more…)
allOUT
4 August 2021
In Selling Starvation: The Shameful Case of Teddi Mellencamp, Georg Rockall-Schmidt probes into a weight-loss cult led by a minor, nay trivial, celebrity. The daughter of rockcock John Mellencamp—for the record, I've never been a fan; I prefer music—established herself as an accountability coach, running a diet programme called All In. (more…)
Meat-substitute head
2 August 2021
Ethan Brown, founder of Beyond Meat, is in favour of a tax on meat consumption. No shit, is he really? Who'd've thunk it. (more…)
The sixth sense
23 July 2021
Writing for BBC Future, David Robson explores the complexities of vaccine hesitancy. To cut a dull story short, much of the reluctance is attributed to the 5Cs: confidence; complacency; calculation; constraints, or convenience; and collective responsibility. (more…)
Moving on
25 June 2021
Writing for BBC Worklife, Bryan Lufkin explains why it's okay to not reignite relationships that have stagnated during lockdown. You can let acquaintanceships and friendships go, should you wish. (more…)
Is there a dietician in the house?
16 June 2021
A couple of idiots on YouTube, claiming to be dietician nutritionists, and spreading misinformation. Who knew? I couldn't watch the whole video, because their voices grated on my nerves. (more…)
Is there a doctor in the house?
10 June 2021
Ooooh, I've found another crackpot on YouTube. Aren't I lucky? (more…)
Trust me, I'm a doctor
6 June 2021
Twitter has suspended Dr Naomi Wolf's account, after she was found to have spread vaccine misinformation. Her messages included such gems as vaccines being a software platform that can receive uploads, and that the excreta of vaccinated individuals should be separated from general sewage, until its impact on non-vaccinated people through drinking water has been studied. It seems more humorous, in a batshit crazy way, than misinformative to me; although if it's a sign of her mental illness, then I should feel bad for laughing. (more…)
Tastes like chicken
22 May 2021
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warns that, alongside public health officials in several US states, it's investigating several outbreaks of Salmonella infections, linked to contact with backyard poultry. Across 43 states, 163 people have thus far been affected, 34 of whom have been hospitalised. (more…)
Mmmmm-mmmm minty!
30 April 2021
Menthol cigarettes, apparently, are disproportionately harmful to black smokers, which is why the Biden administration aims to ban them. Opponents of the ban, which include rabble-rouser Al Sharpton, claim that banning a product that is most popular among African Americans is discriminatory. So, one side wants to ban menthol cigarettes because they discriminate against blacks, while the other side opposes the ban because it discriminates against blacks. At least that's clear. (more…)
Gonna need more bread
22 April 2021
…a lot more bread! (more…)
Durian Durian
7 April 2021
I received a somewhat pedestrian unsolicited commercial email from Danielle Cwalinski today, advising me of the health benefits of ONE exotic fruit. And she doesn't mean Joe Exotic…BA-DA-BOOM-TSCH! (more…)
Null points
2 April 2021
The Dutch government has given permission for 3,500 fans to attend the Eurovision Song Contest in person this year. I'm surprised that there are that many. Obviously lockdown has had a greater detrimental effect on the Dutch psyche than I'd imagined. (more…)
Silly sausage
21 October 2020
One of the, ahem, meatier subjects to be debated by the European Parliament this week is when is a sausage not a sausage? (more…)
It's finger cleanin' responsibly good
25 August 2020
KFC is temporarily shelving its finger lickin' good slogan, in light of the pandemic. (more…)
The times they are a'changin'
19 July 2020
David Shukman, the BBC's science editor, asks whether climate change could mean that Summers could become too hot for humans. Except that he doesn't, really. (more…)
The will of God?
7 September 2019
An Indian couple, Mangayamma Yaramati and Sitarama Rajarao, have welcomed twin daughters following IVF treatment. This wouldn't really be worthy of comment, if were not for the fact that she is 73, and he is a sprightly 82 years young. (more…)
Eat 'til you bust
8 August 2017
The Trendy Shrimp, a mall restaurant in Hangzhou, Zhejiang province, China, has been criticised for a crass advertising campaign which offered discounts to women based on the size of their bust. A woman with an A-cup bra could get 5% off of her meal, while the owner of a G-cup could get 65% off. That's a pretty safe bet; I can't imagine that there would be too many of those being awarded in China. (more…)
Crème de la crème
22 June 2017
Rebecca Burger, a well-known French lifestyle blogger, was tragically killed when a pressurised whipped cream dispenser exploded and hit her in the chest. Mme Burger apparently described herself as a fitness, travel, and fashion enthusiast. (more…)
Cereal killer
21 June 2017
In an effort to improve children's health, by fostering healthier eating, public health officials in Liverpool have named-and-shamed breakfast cereals with high sugar content. Among the shockers is the revelation that Kellogg's Frosties has the highest sugar load of all. Is this really news? Come on, you can see the bloody sugar on the flakes, it's part of the attraction if you're a kid! (more…)
The Bear necessities
11 June 2017
Babe and alleged actress, Alicia Silverstone, explains that her decision to raise her son, Bear Blu, on a vegan diet was, like herself: such a no-brainer. (more…)
On average, I should move to Tonga
10 October 2013
The BBC has a handy-dandy flab calculator, which takes your age, gender, height and weight, and then compares you with similarly-aged people across the globe. (more…)
A sign of the times?
19 November 2012
I saw this while on holiday in Portugal recently, a sign on a bouncy castle warning that it's Only for children up to 40 kg, and Do not use the bouncy castle if you suffer from…pregnancy. (more…)
I'm too young to die!
9 November 2012
In 2010, President Nazarbayev of Kazakhstan set researchers the task of discovering an elixir that could prolong his life. Two years later, they came up with a bio-yoghurt that they claim will do just that. (more…)
Mi braynz num
29 August 2012
It appears that habitual cannabis use, particularly from adolescence, can result in a permanent reduction in IQ. (more…)
Should I become gay?*
17 August 2012
MegaCorpUSA, in an effort at inclusion, has set up a gay and lesbian and allies group, to spread awareness, if not interesting diseases. Apparently, the network exists for the positive advancement of gay and lesbian issues, and Their goal for this year is to establish themselves further…and increase the number of members. So I think they're asking people to become gay homosexual. (more…)
Burgers or babies?
25 June 2012
Experts at Nuffield Health state that more than half of British women have waists that are larger than the recommended healthy size. (more…)
I (heart) Vogue
4 May 2012
Vogue magazine has pledged to only work with models who are not unhealthily stick-thin or below the age of 16. (more…)
It was never like that in my day
4 March 2011
…my college days, that is. (more…)
Is this addiction?
23 February 2011
A Chinese guy reportedly died after a three-day online gaming session, during which he neither ate nor slept. In the month before his death, he spent almost £1000 on gaming. This was all done at an internet café, rather than his own home, so it makes you question their hygiene standards. After all, he must have positively reeked. (more…)
There are better things to be remembered for
9 February 2011
Death comes to all of us, supposedly, with the possible exception of travellers. (more…)
'Nutritious' has added sugar?
19 January 2011
Apparently those mirthless buggers at the UK Advertising Standards Authority have upheld complaints about advertising by those frisky buggers at Coca-Cola. (more…)
Of superheroes and Sigmund
16 August 2010
While philosophers love superheroes, psychologists do not. They're concerned that modern superheroes are an inappropriate role model for boys. (more…)
Apples 'n' Pears
15 July 2010
The Bonkers Institute has concluded, from a survey of fat ladies, that those who deposit their chocolate rations on their hips are more likely to have bad memories than those with wobbly bellies. (more…)
Downward spiral
6 July 2010
Depression may lead to dementia. How depressing is that? (more…)
Phew, at least I'm not an alcoholic
10 February 2010
Experts say alcoholics tend to have a sweet tooth. (more…)
Smoking addictive shocker!
15 September 2009
Some actress who I've never heard of has lung cancer. She smoked and is mad at the cigarette companies: (more…)
I'd like a 'P' please, Bob
20 April 2005
Strangely, I was looking for ways to make yummy processed peas, like tinned marrowfat peas, because we can't get them easily in Switzerland. Anyhow, I happened across guidance from the Food and Agriculture Organisation and World Health Organisation on processed pea standards. I kid you not. (more…)
Living with Boris
11 January 2005
On a couple of occasions at the supermarket, over the last few months, I've had difficulty in focussing on the items on the shelves. Not so much visually as mentally, it all becomes a sickening blur. (more…)
Poor kid, no future (sad)
5 January 2005
Studies suggest that babies who are fed an aural diet of classical music during pregnancy* have greater than average intelligence—or something else that's good, but I've forgotten. (more…)
Vegetarianism as the moral high ground
22 November 2004
This, on the IMDb boards, made me realise that there's more to vegetarianism than not wanting to eat something that had a face. (more…)
Midriff
23 March 2004
Girls showing midriff is okay if they're fit, but why do they do it when they have a roll of flab hanging over their jeans? It's just bad taste really. (more…)