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There are 16 posts tagged: "in the news"
- Anus horribilis
- 25 March 2023
Following a sixth-grade art lesson at Tallahassee Classical School, FL, a parent complained that the students had been exposed to pornography when shown Michelangelo's statue of David. As a result, the school's principal was forced to(more…)
resign or be fired.
- More breaking news
- 6 October 2022
Another breaking story from BBC News, which follows the mass killing of children and adults by an ex-police officer in a Thai daycare centre. There is no indication that this page will be updated, as opposed to a new one being created and linked. We shall see.(more…)
- Immorality code
- 17 September 2022
Mahsa Amini was arrested by Iran's morality police for not wearing a hijab, in contravention of the country's strict rules on head coverings. She was beaten while inside a police van. Because it's immoral for a woman to not cover her head, but it's okey-dokey for the police to kick the crap out of her. That's not immoral; is that it? (rolleyes)(more…)
- Harsh, but fair
- 2 September 2022
The BBC's quiz of the week is an opportunity for you to discover how little of the week's news you paid attention to. Seven multiple-choice questions shouldn't be too hard, though, should it?(more…)
- Breaking news: a little more transparency?
- 12 August 2022
Another breaking news story on the BBC, this time concerning an attack on the author Sir Salman Rushdie, in New York. This time, however, the footnote advises not only that this is a breaking story to be updated, but also that refreshing the page will bring the most recent version. With neither clarification as to what's been updated or corrected, nor any edit timestamp as to when it occurred. Naturally. (rolleyes)(more…)
- The world's most trusted social media
- 21 July 2022
In a discovery that should surprise absolutely nobody, the UK's teenagers rely on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube for news, rather than traditional media outlets. This startling revelation comes in a report from the UK's communications regulator, Ofcom.(more…)
- Developing story: to be stealth updated
- 8 July 2022
I have previously noted that(more…)
the world's most trusted international news broadcaster™ is not adverse to
stealth editingits articles after they've been published online. An ethical news outlet would make changes clear to the reader, or find another way to update its articles in light of new information. At the very least they would include a
last updatedtimestamp. But the BBC eschews that transparency nonsense.
- The unknown incel
- 14 June 2022
An incel who murdered ten people in Toronto in 2018, by driving a van into pedestrians, has been sentenced to life in prison, with no possibility of parole for 25 years. He was found guilty of the crimes last year.(more…)
- Political dishonesty
- 17 May 2022
It appears, quelle surprise!, that the Russian population receives a different narrative on the war in Ukraine to the rest of us. But one military analyst, retired colonel Mikhail Khodarenok, gave a frank and forthright assessment of the situation on Russian state TV:(more…)
we are in total political isolation and the whole world is against us, even if we don't want to admit it.
- No Newzz is good news
- 24 March 2022
BuzzFeed News—or should that be Newzz?—is being shuttered, at the urging of shareholders. The news landscape will never be the same again. Hopefully.(more…)
- 17 March 2022
the world's most trusted international news broadcaster™, and you have a ground-breaking story on the rejuvenation of the UK's electricity distribution network. At least in terms of the design of that part keeping the cables off the ground.
- Is this really 'news'?
- 9 July 2021
The BBC claims to be(more…)
the world's most trusted international news broadcaster. I take this to mean that it broadcasts news of international importance. If so, how on earth does this non-story make the home page?
- Ba-da-Bing ba-da-bong
- 5 June 2021
Tank Manwas an iconic symbol of the 1989 student protests in Tiananmen Square. A lone, unidentified man stood in front of a column of Chinese PLA tanks, only moving as the lead tank tried to manoeuvre around him, to once again block its path. China has censored all reference to this protest within the country. The
Lin PLA is as ironic as Tank Man is iconic.
- Blue, not blue
- 2 October 2020
Five African grey parrots at Lincolnshire Wildlife Park have been removed from public view for swearing at visitors. They swear to trigger a response, even among themselves, and that encourages them to swear even more. So, not unlike teenagers and Frankie Boyle then. (pipe)(more…)
- Obama re-elected. Twice.
- 7 November 2012
According to the BBC, Obama has been re-elected, and in addition he's been re-elected as US president. I'm not sure what the first election was for, but I'm sure he's very happy nonetheless.(more…)
- Tits oot fer the lads! Or 'hubris, thy name art Royal scandal'
- 18 September 2012
innocent holiday snaps taken of a picturesque French chateauwere shown to include views of Kate's knockers, they were offered for sale to the British press.* According to the BBC: