Remarkable innovations
(Open Access Text)
The remarkable innovations
being made in the field of biomedical research are quite the thing at gOATse, for both Brianne Miller
and Christine Davies
shat into my inbox within the space of a couple of minutes! Their templates are nigh on identical, although their From and Reply-To headers are unique.
The ladies are unironically soliciting for manuscripts that meet the general criteria of significance and scientific excellence
, on behalf of two different but confusingly similar webcomic titles that don't: Biomedical Research and Reviews, and Biomedical Research and Clinical Practice, respectively. But what should I do if I want to submit a review of clinical practice? Decisions, decisions. (thinking)
Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2023 02:07:34 +0530 From: OAText-Research and Reviews <editor@scientificlibrary.info> Reply-To: OAText-Research and Reviews <editor.brr@oatextpapers.com> Subject: Scientific Research Work Submission - Biomedical Research
The objectives of this Journal is to cater the latest researches, advances in Biomedical Research and its remarkable innovations. It aims to spread and satisfy the research requirements of the scientific community. The journal welcomes the submission of original manuscripts that meet the general criteria of significance and scientific excellence. Based on your record of contributions in this field, we would like to invite you to submit an article for the upcoming issue in the fields of Biomedical Research and Biomedical Reviews. You can email your paper to editor.brr@oatextpapers.com Thank you for your consideration, and I look forward to work with you soon. Sincerely, Brianne Miller Biomedical Research and Reviews
Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2023 02:05:50 +0530 From: OAText-Biomedical Research <editor@sciresearchbook.biz> Reply-To: OAText-Biomedical Research <editor.brcp@oatextpapers.com> Subject: Submit your Scientific Research
The objectives of this Journal is to cater the latest researches, advances in Biomedical Research and its remarkable innovations. It aims to spread and satisfy the research requirements of the scientific community. The journal welcomes the submission of original manuscripts that meet the general criteria of significance and scientific excellence. Based on your record of contributions in this field, we would like to invite you to submit an article for the upcoming issue in the fields of Biomedical Research and Biomedical Science. You can email your paper to editor.brcp@oatextpapers.com We hope to have your collaboration with the journal. Sincerely, Christine Davies Biomedical Research and Clinical Practice
For added yucks, I could've crossed my replies: sending Brianne's to Christine instead, et v.v. But these hoes aren't the brightest; I don't want to confuse them any more than they are already.
Subject: Re: Scientific Research Work Submission - Biomedical Research To: OAText-Research and Reviews <editor.brr@oatextpapers.com>
Dear Brianne Miller, Should I submit my review of clinical practice to you, at Biomedical Research and REVIEWS, or to Christine Davies at Biomedical Research and CLINICAL PRACTICE? Sincerely,
Subject: Re: Submit your Scientific Research To: OAText-Biomedical Research <editor.brcp@oatextpapers.com>
Dear Christine Davies, Should I submit my review of clinical practice to you, at Biomedical Research and CLINICAL PRACTICE, or to Brianne Miller at Biomedical Research and REVIEWS? Sincerely,
They say the early bird catches the worm, and Christine's stolen a march on her fellow doxy. All she needs from me right now is the possible date of my submission.
I'm not sure, when is it that hell's expected to freeze over?
Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2023 18:53:52 +0530 Subject: RE: Re: Submit your Scientific Research From: "OAText-Biomedical Research" <editor.brcp@oatextsubmissions.com>
Greetings! Thank you for your mail and prompt response to our invitation. Kindly submit your article at Biomedical Research and CLINICAL PRACTICE journal by attaching to this mail along with cover letter. Please let us know your possible date of submission. Awaiting your kind Response. Thanks & Regards Christine Davies Biomedical Research and Clinical Practice
Christine may've beaten her to the punch earlier, but Brianne's not going to let that hold her back. She's not going down without a fight. And that's just how I like my hoes, strong-willed and playful.
But I have no idea why publishing my work in a garbage webcomic will endorse
it. It'll likely gather no discernable or valuable traction when buried among all the other electronic detritus there.
Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2023 14:20:58 +0530 From: OAText-Research and Reviews <editor@resauthorsciarticlepublish.biz> Reply-To: OAText-Research and Reviews <editor.brr@scipubrestheories.info> Subject: Publish & Endorse your Work on Biomedical Reviews
Biomedical Research and Reviews welcomes contributions from Research Scholars, Scientists, Faculty Members, PG Scholars, and Industry People from different areas (Allergy, Endocrinology, Molecular & Cellular Biomedicine, Pharmacology, Anesthesiology, Nephrology, Forensic Medicine, Neurology, Plastic Surgery, Gastroenterology, Neurosurgery, Psychiatry) of research. Based on your eminent expertise and immense contributions, we warmly solicit your participation in the Biomedical Research and Reviews for the upcoming regular issue. The paper should be sent to the editor for the peer review process through email to editor.brr@oatextpapers.com Thank you for considering our email, and spending your valuable time in reading it. Sincerely, Brianne Miller Biomedical Research and Reviews
Subject: Re: Publish & Endorse your Work on Biomedical Reviews To: OAText-Research and Reviews <editor.brr@scipubrestheories.info>
Dear Brianne Miller, How will publishing my work in your predatory webcomic possibly “endorse” it? The only thing that will be endorsed is the cheque that you expect in payment. Sincerely,
That didn't take long! Only half an hour after Brianne, here comes Christine. She's not promising to endorse my work with her webcomic's publication though. I'm not sure whether that's a sign of realism or a lack of imagination on her part.
Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2023 14:53:30 +0530 From: OAText-Biomedical Research <editor@articleoahub.info> Reply-To: OAText-Biomedical Research <editor.brcp@scipubrestheories.info> Subject: Submit your Novel Research on Biomedical Research
We hope you are safe and doing great. We are planning to release the upcoming issue in Biomedical Research and Clinical Practice very soon, so we are inviting researchers, scientists, and doctors etc. who have contributed excellent research work in the field of Biomedical Research and Biomedical Science. The scientists, students, educators and professors from different countries are encouraged to send their unpublished well written papers for publication in forthcoming edition. Authors can send their manuscripts to editor.brcp@oatextpapers.com We anticipate your earnest response and your interest to contribute your valuable research. Sincerely, Christine Davies Biomedical Research and Clinical Practice
Three months have passed, and Christine Davies is more pleased to inform me than I am to be informed of the imminent shitting of a new issue onto the interwebz.
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2023 17:31:42 +0000 Subject: *** SPAM *** New Issue on Biomedical Research Advancements-Please Submit your Work From: OAText-Biomedical Research <editor.brcp@res-medscholarmail.biz> Reply-To: OAText-Biomedical Research <editor.brcp@res-medscholarmail.biz>
Greetings from Biomedical Research and Clinical Practice, We are pleased to inform you that the journal is in process of releasing a new issue of the year, in this regard, considering your expertise in the field, we would like to know your possibility of submitting an article to the journal. You can submit the article as a reply to this email along with the cover letter on or before August 10, 2023. For any other information, please contact us. Thanks and regards, Christine Davies Editorial Team, BRCP You can unsubscribe from this list at any time by clicking on this link
Christine Davies returns with an intriguing offer: a geographically diverse readership for my work. Yep, that's pretty much what you get for having your work shat out onto the web by a low-rent open access predator, an audience as geographically diverse as it's possible to be. (rolleyes)
Date: Thu, 7 Sep 2023 19:01:28 +0530 From: OAText-Biomedical Research <noreply@e1.openaccessarticles.online> Reply-To: OAText-Biomedical Research <editor.brcp@scholar25.com> Subject: Hi [snip], Geographically diverse readership for your work
Dear [snip] Good day. I hope this mail finds you well. On behalf of our Editorial Board, we warmly invite you to submit your research to the next issue Volume 7 Issue 1 of Biomedical Research and Clinical Practice 2397-9631. BRCP is an online worldwide peer-reviewed, open-access journal that aims to highlight challenges and breakthroughs in Biomedical Research and Biomedical Science. The journal is highly cited and is indexed and abstracted by J-gate, Google Scholar, cross ref, root indexing, SIS (Scientific Indexing Services), ISI (International Scientific Indexing), DRJI, WorldCat, SciLit, and Genamics. If you would like to submit your manuscript, you can submit it to us as an attachment to this email. We hope that your paper will provide us with information about your study, educate the audience, spark new ideas, and generate an outstanding issue. We kindly encourage you to submit your excellent work to our upcoming issue for publication. We would be happy to provide any further information. Best Regards Christine Davies | Editorial Assistant Biomedical Research and Clinical Practice Facebook: @oatextjournals Twitter: @oatextjournals --------------------------------- 566 Chiswick High Road, London W4 5YA United Kingdom To opt-out of future emails, just reply to this message with "UNSUBSCRIBE" in the subject or body, and we will honor your request
Interdisciplinary Journal of Chemistry
I'm not sure how a chemistry webcomic can be interdisciplinary
; chemistry is one discipline with several subdisciplines (bio-, nano-, nuclear- etc.). At least I think so. But I'm not a chemist, so what the hell do I know? Besides, I'm probably overthinking the shit churned out at gOATse.
Anyhow, Brianne Miller didn't enlighten me on the value of her esteemed comic's endorsement. Perhaps Robert Rey will be more forthcoming.
Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2023 16:52:39 +0530 From: OAText-Chemistry <editor@medarticlepubres.biz> Reply-To: OAText-Chemistry <editor.ijc@oatextpapers.com> Subject: Endorse your unpublished article in Physical Chemistry
Interdisciplinary Journal of Chemistry is a multidisciplinary journal that aims is to serve scientists through prompt publication of significant advances in Chemistry. Based on your eminent expertise and immense contributions, we warmly solicit your participation in the Interdisciplinary Journal of Chemistry for the upcoming regular issue. You may send your manuscript/s to editor.ijc@oatextpapers.com We anticipate your earnest response and your interest to contribute your valuable research. Sincerely, Robert Rey Interdisciplinary Journal of Chemistry
Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2023 18:16:25 +0200 Subject: Re: Endorse your unpublished article in Physical Chemistry To: OAText-Chemistry <editor.ijc@oatextpapers.com>
Dear Robert Rey, How will publishing my work in your predatory webcomic possibly “endorse” it? The only thing that would be endorsed is the APC payment cheque. Sincerely,
Trends in Medicine
A new ho peddling a new comic: Gemma Hull with OAT's Trends in Medicine. Predictably, she cites my most recent publication…published all of four years ago. This, despite it having no bearing on trends in anything, much less medicine.
My first instinct was to ask her what relevance she thought there was between the two. Or how the hell she thought I could comply with a deadline that passed a week ago; time travel? But I know neither would elicit anything but silence until the next campaign. Instead, I'll simply delete it, and see if she returns at some later date.
Ideally before the next deadline. (rolleyes)
Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2023 07:29:01 +0530 From: OAText- Medicine <editor@resexperiments.biz> Reply-To: OAText- Medicine <editor.tim@oatextpapers.com> Subject: Paper publication on Medicine
Trends in Medicine is a multidisciplinary journal that aims is to serve scientists through prompt publication of significant advances in Medicine. In appreciation to your previous work entitled "[irrelevant to the field of medicine]", we would like to invite you to publish your upcoming eminent research works towards the journal. Submit your manuscript as an email attachment to editor.tim@scires-medscholarpublish.biz Last date for submission: May 15th, 2023 We look forward to your positive response. Sincerely, Gemma Hull Trends in Medicine
Dental, Oral and Maxillofacial Research
OMFG! It's a blast from the past…the return of EmiFlo! At least I assume that this is the same Emily Flora who used to solicit on behalf of Team JPPR. I can't imagine that there are too many Emily Floras out there, even fake ones.
I have no idea whether Research Open World, the publisher
of JPPR, is affiliated with gOATse—and with myriad domains and labyrinthine connections it could waste a lot of time trying to find out—or whether she's simply moved to another brothel.
Citing the same publication from 2018 that's as irrelevant to dental [something] as it is to clinical [anything], she's now spreading and satisfying for Dental and its remarkable innovations
. You just can't take that level of dedication for granted these days.
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2023 13:23:58 +0530 From: OAText-Dental <editor@scientscholarpublish.biz> Reply-To: OAText-Dental <editor.domr@oatextpapers.com> Subject: Invitation for Manuscript Submission
The objectives of this Journal is to cater the latest researches, advances in Dental and its remarkable innovations. It aims to spread and satisfy the research requirements of the scientific community. We came across your article with the title "[completely irrelevant to dental anything]" and thought to be very innovative. Thus we warmly welcome you to submit your next article towards DOMR. Authors can send their manuscripts to editor.domr@scipubrestheories.info The journal publish only genuine articles after going through a strict and stringent review process by editorial and review board members. We hope to have your collaboration with the journal. Sincerely, Emily Flora Dental, Oral and Maxillofacial Research
Not a full half-year has passed, and EmiFlo returns, citing my same deadbeat publication for her same deadbest webcomic.
Date: Wed, 27 Sep 2023 00:09:47 +0530 From: OAText-Dental <noreply@e1.advancearchive.info> Reply-To: OAText-Dental <editor.domr@scholar-opentext.com> Subject: Dentistry welcomes Contributions
Hope this mail finds you in good health and activity. We are pleased to invite you to our upcoming issue of Dental, Oral and Maxillofacial Research (DOMR) which aims to increase the visibility of our Journal and to provide freely accessible research information worldwide. We read your published article entitled “[nothing whatsoever to do with dentistry, or teeth for that matter]” and found innovative, informative, and extremely helpful. We shall be grateful if you can submit your Research, Review or Mini Review, Short Communication/Opinion/Letter to Editor/Editorial Article and be a part of our successful Journal. Submission of the article(s) can be in different categories such as Research, Review, Case Report, Mini Review, Short communication, Opinion, Letter to the Editor, etc. We also request you to recommend the Journal to your colleagues and researchers who would be interested in submitting articles. Awaiting your positive response. Thanks & Regards, Emily Flora Founding Editor in Chief: Prof. Shigeru Watanabe Supporting Editors: Dr. Hao Yu and Prof. Vagner Rodrigues If you prefer not to receive our emails, you can opt out from our mailing list
Goodbye, EmiFlo…(crossedfingers)
I'm not sure whether Journal of Dental, Oral and Maxillofacial Research is separate to Dental, Oral and Maxillofacial Research, or whether DOMR's EmiFlo has given way to Grace Sharon/Sharon Grace. But Prof. Vagner Rodrigues was named in EmiFlo's last missive, so I'll file it under DOMR anyway.
Date: Sat, 02 Mar 2024 09:41:17 +0000 Subject: Elevating Oral Health Knowledge From: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@scholar92.com> Reply-To: editor.jdrp@scholar92.com
Dear Dr. [snip], Greetings! We're excited to extend an exclusive invitation to you to share your valuable research through "Dental, Oral, and Maxillofacial Research," a platform dedicated to advancing the understanding and practice of dental and oral healthcare. At , we recognize the profound impact that dental and oral health has on overall well-being. By choosing us, you're aligning with a community of esteemed dental professionals committed to shaping the future of dental care. Why us? ● Global Reach: Your research will be accessible to dentists, oral health practitioners, researchers, and healthcare professionals worldwide, fostering international collaboration. ● Clinical Impact: We emphasize research that translates into improved patient care, making a tangible difference in oral health outcomes. ● Scientific Excellence: Our journal maintains rigorous peer review standards, ensuring the highest quality of published research. Your research has the potential to drive transformative change in dental and oral care. Kindly share your research on the Submissions portal link Let's collaborate to drive innovative advancements in dental care and improve patient well-being. Anticipating a positive response… Regards, Grace Sharon | Managing Editor Vagner Rodrigues | Editor-in-Chief. Journal of Dental, Oral and Maxillofacial Research Unsubscribe to no longer receive emails from us. | Having trouble reading this email? Click here.
<img height="1" width="1" src="https://mail1.scholar92.com/mautic/email/[snip].gif" alt="" />Clinical and Medical Investigations
Bob's back!
The new issue of Clinical and Medical Investigations is being readied for submissions, and I have a chance to get in early on the action. I wonder if he remembers me.
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2023 21:03:29 +0530 From: OAText-Clinical Investigations <editor@scioa-journals.info> Reply-To: OAText-Clinical Investigations <editor.cmi@oatextpapers.com> Subject: Submissions are opening for our new Issue
Clinical and Medical Investigations is a multidisciplinary journal that aims is to serve scientists through prompt publication of significant advances in Clinical Investigations. In appreciation to your previous work entitled "[completely irrelevant to clinical anything really]", we would like to invite you to publish your upcoming eminent research works towards the journal. Authors can send their manuscripts to editor.cmi@scipubrestheories.info Last date for submission: April 30, 2023 We anticipate your earnest response and your interest to contribute your valuable research. Sincerely, Robert Rey Clinical and Medical Investigations
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2023 20:58:20 +0200 Subject: Re: Submissions are opening for our new Issue To: OAText-Clinical Investigations <editor.cmi@oatextpapers.com>
Dear Robert Rey, Thank you for the opportunity to present my research to Clinical and Medical Investigations. In the interests of budgeting, I need to know what, if any, costs are involved. Sincerely,
$500 isn't too bad for the price of publication in a reputable open access journal. It's just that gOATse isn't reputable.
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2023 11:23:11 +0530 Subject: RE: Re: Submissions are opening for our new Issue From: "OAText-Clinical Investigations" <editor.cmi@oatextsubmissions.com>
Greetings! Thank you for your mail. As we are into open access publication we charge fee of USD 500. We will be glad to know your possible date of submission. Awaiting your kind Response Sincerely, Robert Rey Clinical and Medical Investigations
Dental Research and Practice
Today must just be a dental day. No sooner had I dealt with Joseph Irving's request than Sara James took a dump in my inbox. But at least it's short and sweet, so that's something.
And there's another clue as to Sara's whereabouts—which may've been in John's missive, but I didn't pay attention to the headers. That is her time zone appears to be UTC+0530, not UTC+0000 as would be expected if she were genuinely skeeving away in London.
Date: Fri, 3 Mar 2023 09:39:31 +0530
From: OAText-Dental Research <editor@scioamedscholarjrnlres.biz>
Reply-To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@oatextpapers.com>
Subject: Dental Practice - Open Access Publishing
Dental Research and Practice aims to facilitate the exchange of ideas in the forum of research related in the field of Dental Research. The Dental Research and Practice is now accepting submissions and our Editorial Board strongly encourages publishing on Dental Research to this journal. Authors can send their manuscripts to editor.jdrp@oatextpapers.com We hope to have your collaboration with the journal. Sincerely, Sara James Dental Research and Practice
Sara James returns for Dental Research and Practice, a webcomic that aims to cater the latest researches
and spread and satisfy the research requirements
. Oh yes. And, to these ends, Sara has identified my pioneering publication
. My work may be completely irrelevant to the scope of dental research, but it's totally relevant to the scope of making money. For them, that is.
But I do have a question. I wonder if I'll ever receive a lucid answer…
Date: Tue, 11 Apr 2023 00:11:38 +0530 From: OAText-Dental Research <editor@articleoahub.info> Reply-To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@oatextpapers.com> Subject: Submit your Scientific Research
The objectives of this Journal is to cater the latest researches, advances in Dental Research and its remarkable innovations. It aims to spread and satisfy the research requirements of the scientific community. Recently we have gone through your publications, where we found "[completely irrelevant to the field of dental research]" as a pioneering publication. So, we thought it would be the right time to take a chance to invite you for the submission of your article for our upcoming issue. You may submit your unpublished manuscript to editor.jdrp@scipubrestheories.info The journal publish only genuine articles after going through a strict and stringent review process by editorial and review board members. Looking forward to having your association with us! Sincerely, Sara James Dental Research and Practice
Date: Mon, 10 Apr 2023 21:17:38 +0200 Subject: Re: Submit your Scientific Research To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@oatextpapers.com>
Dear Sara James, Thank you for contacting me about my pioneering work entitled "[completely irrelevant to the field of dental research]". It’s very nice, isn’t it? In order to help me best address the fervent curiosity of your readership, could you please explain the relevance of my work to an audience interested in the remarkable innovations made in the field of dental research? Sincerely,
Sara returns in an attempt to extoll the virtues of OA publishing. She's having a laugh; but I wasn't, as I considered her barefaced cheek.
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2023 01:20:49 +0530 From: OAText-Dental Research <editor@e4.medreports.biz> Reply-To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@oatextpapers.com> Subject: *** SPAM *** Welcoming Manuscript Submissions - Dental Practice
Open Access Publishing is essential to reach a wider audience and it is a key metric to increase citations. We came across your article with the title "[completely irrelevant to dental anything]" and thought to be very innovative. Thus we warmly welcome you to submit your next article towards JDRP. The paper should be sent to the editor for the peer review process through email to editor.jdrp@scires-medscholarpublish.biz The journal strictly rejects the paper if it contains plagiarized, copied, or any unprofessional content. It strictly follows the publication ethics in publishing the articles online. Thank you for your consideration, and I look forward to work with you soon. Sincerely, Sara James Dental Research and Practice
My reply follows her lastname initial format, in case you were wondering. I feel much better now.
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2023 13:49:44 +0200 Subject: Re: Welcoming Manuscript Submissions - Dental Practice To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@oatextpapers.com>
Dear James S, Open access publishing would be a very useful conduit for the dissemination of knowledge, if it were not for skeevy predatory publishers debasing the academic record by publishing garbage solely for profit. One of the worst offenders is OAT. For example, what is it about my work "[completely irrelevant to dental anything]" that makes it in any way relevant to the scope of your webcomic? I don’t expect an intelligent answer. I have created a new logo for your company. You’re welcome!
I didn't hear from Sara after submitting my new logo. But the respite was short-lived.
Now she Encourages the researchers to submit their work
, to be shat out onto her webcomic's site for [cough] the minimum publication fee…to maintain its standards online
. And if you believe that there are any standards
worth a crap, I have a bridge you might be interested in.
Date: Sun, 21 May 2023 01:04:28 +0530 From: OAText-Dental Research <editor@scholarintellect.info> Reply-To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@oatextpapers.com> Subject: Encourages the researchers to submit their work in Dental Practice
Dental Research and Practice is a Peer-Reviewed and Multidisciplinary Research Journal for Researchers and serves as a means for scientific information exchange at the International Forum. Recently we have gone through your publications, where we found "[irrelevant to either dental research or practice]" as a pioneering publication. So, we thought it would be the right time to take a chance to invite you for the submission of your article for our upcoming issue. You may submit your article/s to editor.jdrp@oatextpapers.com As the journal is not funded by any funding resources we will charge the minimum publication fee (based on the economic standards of the country which is given by World Bank) to maintain its standards online. We look forward to your positive response. Sincerely, Sara James Dental Research and Practice
Date: Sat, 20 May 2023 21:41:47 +0200 Subject: Re: Encourages the researchers to submit their work in Dental Practice To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@oatextpapers.com>
Go on, explain to me the relevance of "[irrelevant to either dental research or practice]" to the scope of your gutter webcomic. I bet you can’t, you skeevy money-grubbing Indian whore.
Has it really been four months? Sara returns with different From and Reply-To headers, and no longer citing a past publication irrelevant to the scope of her webcomic. But this time she's offered an out to her shitlist. I doubt it works, but it can't hurt to try.
Date: Tue, 19 Sep 2023 11:19:31 +0530 From: OAText-Dental Research <noreply@e1.advancearchive.info> Reply-To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@scholar25.com> Subject: Hi [snip], Special issue invitation: Streamlined submission
Wishing you a healthy and enjoyable day ahead! Based on your published works, we cordially invite you to contribute your original and unpublished works to our upcoming issue Volume 6 Issue 1 as a research paper, review, short report, experimental study or case study in the field of Dental Research and Dental Practice. Dental Research and Practice 2632-0649 is a peer-reviewed, online journal backed by an editorial board made up of professionals from various fields across the world. This well-established journal publishes papers in the fields of Dental Research and Dental Practice which are freely accessible and downloadable all over the world. In this issue, we hope to receive, review, and publish high-quality papers. Respond to this email if you have any queries or comments. To submit your manuscript, send it as an attachment in an email to us. You are encouraged to distribute this paper submission invitation. Looking towards your valuable contribution to the Journal. Best Regards Sara James | Editorial Assistant Dental Research and Practice Facebook: @oatextjournals Twitter: @oatextjournals --------------------------------- 566 Chiswick High Road, London W4 5YA United Kingdom To cease receiving our emails, reply to this message with "NO MORE" in the subject line or body.
Belt and braces!
Date: Tue, 19 Sep 2023 08:43:09 +0200 Subject: NO MORE To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@scholar25.com>
NO MORE
Last week, Sara James advised that I should reply with no more
in the subject line or body to stop receiving her shit, this time it's terminate
. How apt, for I'd really like to terminate her.
Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2023 20:18:51 +0530
From: OAText-Dental Research <noreply@e1.sciarticlepublish.info>
Reply-To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@scholar25.com>
Subject: Hi [snip], Interested in preparing a submission?
Good day. I hope this email finds you well. The Dental Research and Practice 2632-0649 is a multidisciplinary, peer-reviewed, scholarly refereed e-journal that is published internationally. It publishes scientific, academic research papers and articles in the field of Dental Research and Dental Practice. It accepts and publishes high-quality authentic and innovative research papers, reviews, short remarks, case studies, and communications on various topics covering frontier topics in the field. The Journal accepts papers/manuscripts that meet the standard criteria of importance and scientific excellence for submission. We respectfully invite you to submit your unpublished manuscript for possible inclusion in the upcoming issue, Volume 6 Issue 1, of our prestigious journal. You can submit your manuscript as an email attachment to this email. Kindly inform me if you and your colleagues have an interest in submitting a manuscript for the upcoming issue. You are welcome to distribute this paper submission invitation within your scientific community. Eagerly awaiting your response. Regards Sara James | Editorial Assistant Dental Research and Practice --------------------------------- 566 Chiswick High Road, London W4 5YA United Kingdom To terminate email updates from us, simply respond with "Terminate" in the subject line or body.
Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2023 17:50:06 +0200 Subject: Terminate To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@scholar25.com>
Terminate
Diabetes Updates
Claire Kelly, or Chaitra Kalra, returns. This time it's to pimp Diabetes Updates with a follow-up email
.
I decided to reply, but to keep it short and sweet. Like Melissa McCarthy, only sweet. It's also funnier than Melissa McCarthy, while at the same time not being particularly funny.
Like Melissa McCarthy, I set the bar low so as to avoid tripping over it.
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2023 02:30:12 +0000 Subject: Participation for upcoming issue-Diabetes Research- follow up From: OAText-Diabetes <editor.du@res-medscholarmail.biz> Reply-To: OAText-Diabetes <editor.du@res-medscholarmail.biz>
This is just a follow-up email. Our Journal Diabetes Updates has achieved huge success in publishing high quality articles and we are receiving innovative articles from all around the globe in all aspects of Diabetes research such as: Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes, Diabetic Nephropathy and retinopathy, Gestational Diabetes etc. We read your published article entitled “[totally irrelevant to diabetes].” and found innovative, informative, and extremely helpful. We shall be grateful if you can submit your Research, Review or Mini Review, Short Communication/Opinion/Letter to Editor/Editorial Article and be a part of our successful Journal. Submitted articles will be published immediately if accepted after peer review process. And if there is any delay in submitting your article, please feel free let us know. Looking forward to hear from you. Thanks & Regards, Claire Kelly | Editorial Assistant Dr. Katsunori Nonogak| Editor-in-Chief Diabetes Updates Office: +44 203 657 9099 To stop receiving these emails, unsubscribe
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2023 08:12:13 +0200 Subject: Re: Participation for upcoming issue-Diabetes Research- follow up To: OAText-Diabetes <editor.du@res-medscholarmail.biz>
Dear Claire Kelly, if that’s your real name, There will be a delay of forever in submitting my article.
Oral Health and Care
This is the first time that I recall a predatory publisher explicitly admitting to a sliding scale for publication costs in a soliciting email. You might find this information on websites, if you look hard enough, and a few brazenly admit to Indian researchers receiving a cut rate (here; here; here). But the disparity in costs according to national economic rating is usually hidden.
I understand the reasoning for basing publication rates on economic circumstances, but it assumes that those circumstances apply across the board. It also effectively means that solid work from advanced countries is expected to subsidise work of dubious value from developing nations. That's not to say that all work from advanced countries is solid, and that all work from developing ones is dubious or substandard; but, nevertheless, phuquethat.
I wonder if the World Bank offers guidance on the relevance of a publication cited in a soliciting email to a journal's scope? Because my only recent experience in oral health was when brushing my teeth this morning.
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2023 08:54:26 +0530 From: OAText-Oral Health <editor@researchreview.biz> Reply-To: OAText-Oral Health <editor.ohc@oatextpapers.com> Subject: Oral Health and Care - Participate in our upcoming issue
Oral Health and Care brought an excellent opportunity for the researchers like you in the field of Oral Health where you can publish your work freely available online to Academicians, Researchers and Scientists etc. In appreciation to your previous work entitled "[irrelevant to the field of oral health]", we would like to invite you to publish your upcoming eminent research works towards the journal. Submit your manuscript as an email attachment to editor.ohc@scipubrestheories.info As the journal is not funded by any funding resources we will charge the minimum publication fee (based on the economic standards of the country which is given by World Bank) to maintain its standards online. We look forward to your positive response. Sincerely, Claire Kelly Oral Health and Care
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2023 07:10:04 +0200 Subject: Re: Oral Health and Care - Participate in our upcoming issue To: OAText-Oral Health <editor.ohc@oatextpapers.com>
Dear Claire Kelly Does the World Bank also offer guidance on the selection of publications to solicit participants? Because I’m damned if I can understand the relevance of "[irrelevant to the field of oral health]" to the field of oral health. Please advise. Sincerely,
I don't expect a reply. (rolleyes)
Claire's a smooth-talking little minx. She/we was/were impressed with my completely irrelevant work, considering it to be well-written and letting readers to get more knowledge in that field
. TFFT, it was all worthwhile after all. (proud)
But she let the side down by declaring my profile to be well-suitable with the Journal scope and Classification
, because it simply isn't. I suspect that Claire may be an unreliable source of information.
Date: Wed, 1 Nov 2023 00:47:01 +0530 From: OAText-Oral Health <noreply@sci-meet.biz> Reply-To: OAText-Oral Health <editor.ohc@scholar-opentext.com> Subject: Collaborate with us: share your oral health expertise
Dear Dr. [snip], Greetings from Oral Health and Care I am contacting you as on behalf of our Editor in Chief Dr. Terai Masanori, we are admired with your profile. Your profile is well-suitable with the Journal scope and Classification. Moreover, we have impressed with your manuscript “[completely irrelevant to oral anything, really]”. It’s well written and let the readers to get more knowledge in that field. We would like to publish your coming article in our Journal. We are sure that your article will enhance the impact of our journal. I welcome you to submit your next article to our journal. Note: We are planning for an upcoming issue which lacks 1 article, we will be glad if you can kindly submit an article of 2-3 pages (Opinion article, mini review, case report, letter to editor, short communication etc.,) on your interested topic/ ongoing research/ published work. Awaiting your positive response. Thanks & Regards, Claire Kelly | Managing Editor Prof. Terai Masanori | Editor in Chief | Japan Dr. Michel Goldberg | Editor in Chief | France Office: +44 203 657 9099 To halt further email communications like these, Proceed
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2023 21:44:25 +0100 Subject: Re: Collaborate with us: share your oral health expertise To: OAText-Oral Health <editor.ohc@scholar-opentext.com>
If I thought, for a single second, that you had the faintest idea what you were talking about, I'd ask you what it was concerning “[completely irrelevant]” that you considered to be in any way relevant to an oral health webcomic. But your only interest lies in the APC fees.
Journal of Dental Research and Practice
Sara James shat into my inbox pimping yet another worthless OAT e-comic: Journal of Dental Research and Practice. Nothing in the work she cited has any relevance to its scope, but I guess that's not the point. Some people will be flattered that their work has garnered any recognition, even if it's from a two-bit Indian fuckwit who's only interested in their money. Or something like that.
It's not unlike a starry-eyed hack actor, who's finally landed a role in an off-off-off-off-off-off-Broadway production. It means nothing in reality; but to them, they've arrived.
Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2023 18:18:23 +0530 From: OAText-Dental Research <noreply@e1.medscioa-journals.biz> Reply-To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@scholar-opentext.com> Subject: 2nd Follow Up - Articles Invited for Journal of Dental Research and Practice
Dear Dr. [snip], Greetings from the Journal of Dental Research and Practice. Title: [completely irrelevant to the subject of dental research and practice] Hoping that you might be busy and could not reply to our previous e-mail, I hereby make a follow up. Acceptable article types: original research articles/review articles/short communications /letter to editors/hypothesis/commentaries/mini-reviews/opinions etc on your current research or on any topic within the scope of the journal by October 30, 2023 as reply to this e-mail., If you are not able to submit by the given due date, please let us know your possible date of submission. Please send the article as a reply to this e-mail or to editor.dcrr@oatext.com. I look forward to receiving your submission. Regards, Sara James Managing Editor Journal of Dental Research and Practice. To halt further email communications like these, Proceed
Date: Sun, 22 Oct 2023 12:01:02 +0100 Subject: Re: 2nd Follow Up - Articles Invited for Journal of Dental Research and Practice To: OAText-Dental Research <editor.jdrp@scholar-opentext.com>
I would ask you how “[completely irrelevant to the subject of dental research and practice]” is at all relevant to the field of dental research and practice; but I realise you have no clue, and no interest in anything other than publication charges.