Meet heads
(Coalesce Research Group)
They're busy bastards over there at Conference Meets. Either busy, or desperate. In this one evening alone, I've received no less than six final
follow-up messages for conferences covering 3D printing through to material science. Huh? (confused)
Yes, I do realise that the Reply-To domain names aren't the same. But coalescemeetings.us; crgmeetings.com; and crgmeet.com all redirect to crgconferences.com, the interwebz home of Coalesce Research Group. Huh? (confused)
While forumcouncil.org redirects to Forum Council (forumea.org), that organisation appears to share commonality with CRG. I haven't gone into it in too much depth, because it's just not that important. But it does have the air of skeevy deception.
From: 3D Printing Conference 2022 <mailer@matchyourevents.com> Date: Wed, 05 Oct 2022 15:00:15 +0000 Subject: Final Follow up: To join 3D Printing Conference 2022 | Paris, France Reply-To: 3D Printing Conference 2022 <3dprinting@coalescemeetings.us> Sender: mailer@matchyourevents.com
From: Biomaterial Congress 2022 <mailer@conferencemeets.com> Date: Wed, 05 Oct 2022 15:19:10 +0000 Subject: Re: Final Follow-up/ Response Awaited- Biomaterial Congress 2022 | Paris, France Reply-To: Biomaterial Congress 2022 <biomaterials@crgmeetings.com> Sender: mailer@conferencemeets.com
From: OB-GYN Conference 2022 <mailer@matchyourevents.com> Date: Wed, 05 Oct 2022 15:49:16 +0000 Subject: Final Follow-up: Call for Speakers at OB-GYN Conference 2022 | Dubai, UAE Reply-To: OB-GYN Conference 2022 <gynecology@crgmeet.com> Sender: mailer@matchyourevents.com
From: Nursing Conference 2022 <mailer@conferencemeets.com> Date: Wed, 05 Oct 2022 18:13:21 +0000 Subject: Re : Last Chance to attend Nursing Conference 2022 | Dubai, UAE Reply-To: Nursing Conference 2022 <nursing@crgmeet.com> Sender: mailer@conferencemeets.com
From: Toxicology Conference 2022 <mailer@conferencemeets.com> Date: Wed, 05 Oct 2022 18:46:49 +0000 Subject: Final Follow up: Avail few left Opportunities Speaker Reply-To: Toxicology Conference 2022 <toxicology@crgmeetings.com> Sender: mailer@conferencemeets.com
From: Material science 2022 <mailer@matchyourevents.com> Date: Wed, 05 Oct 2022 19:22:20 +0000 Subject: Final Follow up: Avail few left Opportunities Speaker Reply-To: Material science 2022 <materialscience@forumcouncil.org> Sender: mailer@matchyourevents.com
The sheer joy of pharmaceutics.
From: Pharmaceutics Conferences 2022 <mailer@conferencesevent.com> Date: Thu, 06 Oct 2022 10:19:07 +0000 Subject: Re: Final Follow-up | Response Awaited | Pharmaceutics Conferences 2022 | Dubai, UAE. Reply-To: Pharmaceutics Conferences 2022 <pharmaceutics@forumcouncil.org> Sender: mailer@conferencesevent.com
I don't even know what the hell functional materials are! As opposed to dysfunctional materials, perhaps? (shrug)
From: Functional Materials 2022 <mailer@conferenceszone.com> Date: Thu, 06 Oct 2022 14:53:34 +0000 Subject: Re : Last Chance to attend Functional Materials 2022 | Dubai, UAE Reply-To: Functional Materials 2022 <Functionalmaterials@crgmeetings.com> Sender: mailer@conferenceszone.com
From: Nano 2022 <mailer@conferencesevent.com> Date: Thu, 06 Oct 2022 17:41:04 +0000 Subject: Gentle Reminder: Avail few Speaker Opportunities at Nano 2022 | Rome, Italy Reply-To: Nano 2022 <nanomaterials@crgmeetings.com> Sender: mailer@conferencesevent.com
From: Nutraceuticals 2022 <mailer@conferencesevent.com> Date: Thu, 06 Oct 2022 20:15:32 +0000 Subject: Final Follow-Up: Nutraceuticals 2022 : Rome, Italy Reply-To: Nutraceuticals 2022 <nutraceuticals@crgmeetings.org> Sender: mailer@conferencesevent.com
From: Biomaterial Congress 2022 <mailer@matchyourevents.com> Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2022 06:31:27 +0000 Subject: Final Follow-up: Call for Speakers at Biomaterial Congress 2022 | Paris, France Reply-To: Biomaterial Congress 2022 <biomaterials@crgmeetings.com> Sender: mailer@matchyourevents.com
From: Energytech 2022 <mailer@conferencesevent.com> Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2022 08:41:53 +0000 Subject: Final Follow-up: Energytech 2022 Rome, Italy. Reply-To: Energytech 2022 <renewableenergy@crgmeetings.com> Sender: mailer@conferencesevent.com
OB-GYN Conference
Same shtick, different ho. Leesa Taylor is a new addition to the CRG bordello, at least to me. She would like to honor [me] as a Speaker
, and look[s] forward for [my] participation as a Speaker
. She's keen. But how keen?
From: OB-GYN Conference <mailer@conferenceviews.com> Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2023 21:30:23 +0000 Subject: Follow up : Speaker Opportunity | OB-GYN Conference Networking | Rome, Italy Reply-To: OB-GYN Conference <gynecology@crgmeet.com> Sender: mailer@conferenceviews.com To: Researcher [snip]
3rd International Conference on Gynecology & Obstetrics November 16-17, 2023 | Rome, Italy Dear Researcher, Greetings from the OB-GYN Conference!!! We would like to honor you as a Speaker for our 3rd International Conference on Gynecology & Obstetrics which is going to take place on November 16-17, 2023 in Rome, Italy. We cordially look forward for your participation as a Speaker for the prestigious event. To know more: OBGYN Conference Do let us know your interest of participation, so that we can proceed further in the process. If you need any further assistance, don’t hesitate to contact us Your response herein is greatly appreciated Thanks & Regards, Leesa Taylor Program Manager | OB-GYN Conference Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: 1-716-320-1018 Email: gynecology@crgmeet.com Note: If you don’t prefer to receive mails from us, reply us back with subject line: Remove/Unsubscribe. We concern for your privacy. UNSUBSCRIBE
Dear Leesa Taylor, Thank you for your invitation to attend your conference as a Speaker. This is a great honour. I assume that the position of speaker comes with some incentive: reduced attendance fee; free accommodation; or your personal bedroom services. If the latter, I assure you that I'm strictly ‘meat and two veg’, nothing kinky! I look forward to your reply, and getting to ‘know you’ better! ;) Sincerely,
Hmmm. Four months have passed, and with only three to go those coveted speakers' spots for OB-GYN Conference in November are still available. But now we actually have a theme to focus and direct our thoughts: For Awareness and Attention to Female Reproductive System
. Which pretty much sums up OB/GYN I guess. I wonder if the event's sponsored by OnlyFans or AdultVidz.xxx? (lecher)
Leesa claims that she's not received a response to her earlier email. But that's simply not true, I did reply. Perhaps the passing of almost a third of a year has played tricks on her mind. But that theme is too good an opportunity to pass up.
From: OB-GYN Conference <gynecology@meetupforum.com> Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2023 09:37:09 +0000 Subject: Final Follow up: To join OB-GYN Conference | Rome, Italy Reply-To: OB-GYN Conference <gynecology@crgmeet.com>
Greetings from OB-GYN Conference We contacted you by email earlier, since we have not yet received a response regarding your participation, we are taking the liberty of resending this mail as we are aware that you may be engaged in other activities, or my E-mail may not have successfully reached you. In this regard, I'm hoping to have your valuable time to discuss your participation as a speaker in our upcoming event on “3rd International Conference on Gynecology and Obstetrics” which is going to take place in Rome, Italy on November 16-17, 2023 with the theme “For Awareness and Attention to Female Reproductive System” Kindly take a moment to explore your experience and eminence in this field, join your hands in this conference, and make it a successful event. To join the conference kindly submit your abstract: OB-GYN Conference We shall be deeply honored if we can have you at this significant conference. For any further assistance, do not hesitate to contact us. Looking forward to hearing from you. Thanks & Regards, Leesa Taylor Program Manager | OB-GYN Conference Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: 1-716-320-1018 Email: gynecology@crgmeet.com UNSUBSCRIBE
Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2023 14:44:30 +0200 Subject: Re: Final Follow up: To join OB-GYN Conference | Rome, Italy To: OB-GYN Conference <gynecology@crgmeet.com>
The theme for this conference “For Awareness and Attention to Female Reproductive System” is most stimulating. Will I have the opportunity to become aware and pay attention to your reproductive system? And how much do you charge for the privilege? Thank you in advance!
And some fell on stony ground. Twice.
But at least the time zone confirms what I already knew, that Leesa Taylor's more likely to be Leesha Tagore.
From: "OB-GYN Conference" <gynecology@researchersgatherings.com> Subject: RE: [snip], Final Follow up: To join OB-GYN Conference | Rome, Italy Date: Fri, 4 Aug 2023 19:02:09 +0530 X-Priority: 1 (Highest) X-MSMail-Priority: High
From: "Gynecology Conference" <gynecology@crgmeet.com> Subject: RE: [snip], Final Follow up: To join OB-GYN Conference | Rome, Italy Date: Fri, 4 Aug 2023 19:03:16 +0530 X-Priority: 1 (Highest) X-MSMail-Priority: High
Greetings of the day!! Hope this message finds you well!! Thank you for showing interest at our conference. Regarding your query, Yes you need to register for the conference, for speaker participation the fee is $599 To participate as a speaker at the OB-GYN Conference, please submit your abstract first. we will send it to the review committee, once the review process is completed we will let you know the status of your abstract. You need to register for the conference once your abstract gets accepted by the committee. Kindly submit your abstract under the session of your choice. https://crgconferences.com/gynecology-obstetrics/abstractsubmission Meanwhile don’t hesitate to contact us for further queries. Keep in touch with us in conference whatsapp for immediate response. +1-716-320-1018 Waiting for your reply Have a nice day Regards Leesa Taylor.
Lees(h)a's really got the bit between her teeth now; another two emails fell into my inbox in immediate succession this morning. She's keen for me to take advantage of that sweet early bird discount, so I can speak at a predatory conference, to an audience of five people, on a subject that I know √FA about.
Still, at least my zero experience in OB/GYN means I've never pulled the head off a baby, so there's that. (thumbup)
From: "Gynecology Conference" <gynecology@crgmeet.com> Subject: [snip] Follow -Up | Early Bird | Abstract Submission @OB-GYN Conference Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2023 14:54:17 +0530
From: "OB-GYN Conference" <gynecology@researchersgatherings.com> Subject: [snip] Follow -Up | Early Bird | Abstract Submission @OB-GYN Conference Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2023 14:54:17 +0530
Dear [snip], I hope this email finds you well. A friendly reminder regarding your participation in the OB-GYN Conference: We noticed your initial interest but haven't received further communication from you. To join as a speaker, kindly submit your abstract for review. Once reviewed, we'll provide your abstract status. Submit under your chosen session: Abstract Submission via: https://crgconferences.com/gynecology-obstetrics/abstractsubmission As the early bird is ending soon, we request you to let us know the mode of participation and confirm the tour presentation at our conference before the deadline which is day by tomorrow If you encounter any issues with abstract submission, registration, or other matters, reach out to us for assistance. We eagerly await your response. Best regards, Leesa Taylor
Applied Science Conferences and 3D Printing Conference (again!)
It's unusual, although not unheard of, to see a rent boy peddling these garbage-tier predatory conferences. CRG, however, has sent not one, but two in the space of a few minutes.
Marcus Richard (or Richard Marcus, who knows?*) is here for the third iteration of the International Conference on Applied Science & Engineering. As with MatSci2023 (redux), AppSci2023 is being held in the city of romance and rodents, just three days later. I wouldn't be surprised if they're held at the same hotel, as part of a block-booking for three blocks of two-day conferences: stack 'em, pack 'em, 'n' rack 'em!
For his part, Victor Paul (Paul Victor?) is peddling the eighth instalment of the European Congress on 3D Printing & Additive Manufacturing, which will be held in Amsterdam. You'd think that, slaving away for Coalesce Research Group, he'd have easy access to enough harlots as it is. Perhaps he's more interested in the relaxed drug culture. (woozy)
From: Applied Science Conferences <appliedscience@matchyourevents.com> Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 00:16:13 +0000 Subject: Re: Final call of opportunity for presenting at Applied Science Conferences | Paris, France Reply-To: Applied Science Conferences <appliedscience@forumcouncil.org> Sender: appliedscience@matchyourevents.com
3rd International Conference on Applied Science & Engineering September 25-26, 2023 | Paris, France Dear Researcher, Hope you are doing well. We are aware of your busy schedule we are contacting you again about your Participation towards the Conference. We take this opportunity to cordially invite as our speaker/delegate you to"3rd International Conference on Applied Science & Engineering" to be held during "September 25-26, 2023" at "Paris, France" . The main theme of the conference is "Technological Developments & Modern Trends in Applied Science and Advanced Engineering" For More Details and Scientific Program, Brochure Download please visit: Applied Science 2023 We would be happy to have you present at this congress and will be pleased to hear your thoughts and opinions in this directions. Kindly revert to us with your confirmation and we look forward to seeing you there. With Best Wishes, Marcus Richard Conference Organizer | Applied Science Conferences Email: appliedscience@forumcouncil.org Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-315-902-2237 Note: If you don’t prefer to receive mails from appliedscience@forumcouncil.org, reply us back with subject line: Remove/Unsubscribe. We concern for your privacy. UNSUBSCRIBE
From: 3D Printing Conference <3dprinting@eventsmailer.com> Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 00:46:41 +0000 Subject: Final Follow up: To join 3D Printing Conference | Amsterdam, Netherlands. Reply-To: 3D Printing Conference <3dprinting@coalescemeetings.us> Sender: 3dprinting@eventsmailer.com
Dear Researcher , Hope you’re doing good You might miss our previous emails due to busy schedule. Again, we would like to bring your kind notice to attend the 8th European Congress on 3D Printing & Additive manufacturing as a speaker which is going to be held during October 02-03, 2023 at Amsterdam, Netherlands to discuss Contemporary and Advanced Innovations in 3D printing & Additive Manufacturing. Kindly go through the conference program: 3D Printing Conference Kindly let us know your availability to attend the conference as a speaker/delegate, so that we can hold your slot. As the conference dates are nearer, we request you to respond to our email as quickly as possible. Looking forward to your favorable reply With regards, Victor Paul Program Manager | 3D Printing Conference Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-716-320-1018 Email: 3dprinting@coalescemeetings.us UNSUBSCRIBE
* Skeevy Indian predators may use fake westernised names in their deceit. When one is a family name, it's sometimes placed first—as in lastname firstname—so when they choose two first names, both of which could do double duty as a family name, it's impossible to figure out the identity they're pretending to be.
It's been a while since I last heard from MarcDick. In the interests of making this the last time, let's see how concern for your privacy
he really is.
From: Applied Science Conferences <appliedscience@aroundglobal.org> Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2023 09:11:34 +0000 Subject: Re: Final Follow-up | Response Awaited | Applied Science Conferences | Paris, France Reply-To: Applied Science Conferences <appliedscience@forumcouncil.org>
Dear Researcher , Greetings. We contacted you by email earlier, since we have not yet received a response from you regarding submission of abstract and your participation as a speaker for this conference, we are taking the liberty of re-sending this mail as we are aware that you may be engaged in other activities or my e-mail may not have successfully reached you. We are pleased to invite you to the "3rd International Conference on Applied Science & Engineering" scheduled to be held from September 25-26, 2023 in Mercure Paris CDG Airport & Convention, Paris, France and would be so excited if you join us. It would be our honour to have you as speaker or delegate for our conference in, Paris, France. For more Abstract submission, please visit: Applied Science Conferences We do very much hope that you will be able to accept this invitation. Look forward to hearing from you. Thanks & Regards Marcus Richard Program Manager | Applied Science Conferences Phone +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp +1-315-902-2237 Email appliedscience@forumcouncil.org Note: If you don’t prefer to receive mails from appliedscience@forumcouncil.org, reply us back with subject line: Remove/Unsubscribe. We concern for your privacy. UNSUBSCRIBE
Date: Fri, 08 Sep 2023 13:09:28 +0200 Subject: Remove/Unsubscribe To: Applied Science Conferences <appliedscience@forumcouncil.org>
Materials Science 2023
The old leaving this message at the top of your inbox
shtick. She makes it sound like she's doing me a favour. (rolleyes)
Although I'm aware of Material Science 2023, being held in Barcelona at the end of this month, it was Elisa Turner, not Lisa Allan, who was my sparring partner. And it turns out that this is not MatSci2023 after all, but MatSci2023. Clear?
No? Well, while Material Science 2023 will be held in the Comital City in two days' time, this is Materials Science 2023, which will be held in the city of romance and rodents in September.
From: Materials Science 2023 <materialscience@conferencetalkglobal.org> Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 14:46:09 +0000 Subject: Final Follow up: Join your peers at Materials Science 2023 | Paris, France. Message-Id: <4ukbbzq5pmbn.Ns-ly4N10-s99M-Bskgzkg2@tracking.conferencetalkglobal.org> Reply-To: Materials Science 2023 <materialscience@forumcouncil.org>
Dear Researcher, I’m leaving this message at the top of your inbox to know whether you did get a chance to review my previous email. If possible, kindly once again go through the below details. As you have significant expertise in the field of Materials Science and Engineering, it is an honor and privilege to invite you to participate at 8th International Conference on Materials Science & Engineering scheduled to be held on September 21-22, 2023 in Paris, France. Slots available: Materials Science 2023 Special Features: ● Complimentary Breakfast & lunch ● Accepted abstracts will be published in our partner Journals ● Opportunity to Chair/Co-chair a session of your interest ● provide discounts on group members We request you to pass this information to your colleagues/friends/contacts who can take part in our conference. Regards, Lisa Allan Program Manager Phone: 1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: 1-803-824-1151 Email:materialscience@forumcouncil.org UNSUBSCRIBE
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 18:35:28 +0200 Subject: Re: Final Follow up: Join your peers at Materials Science 2023 | Paris, France. To: Materials Science 2023 <materialscience@forumcouncil.org>
Dear Lisa Allan, It took me a while to realise that I had confused your tawdry predatory conference, 8th International Conference on Materials Science & Engineering, with another one, 7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering which is tarnishing the city of Barcelona at the end of this month. The only differences between the two being the dates, venues, and the letter 's'. I'm sure the quality of the disorganisation will be similar. Insincerely,
Nano 2022 (redux)
I've since received several more final
follow-up invitations from the hoes 'n' boiz at CRG. But most recently they've been encoded rather than shown in plain text or HTML when viewed in source mode, so I haven't bothered trying to read them. Opening them might trigger the almost inevitable trackers, and I gain some petty satisfaction from not giving these scum the dopamine hit. Consequently, they go direct to electronic oblivion.
This one only piqued my interest because I was bored on a train, and my correspondent was brazen enough to leave it at the top of my inbox
. I neither know nor care whether Cathy Allen has indeed contacted me before to peddle her worthless conference, it could all just be part of the template/distlist grind. (shrug)
At least she concern for [my] secrecy
, so that's nice. It's just a pity that it doesn't extend to not using scraped address lists in the first place. (rolleyes)
From: Nano 2022 <mailer@conferenceszone.com> Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2022 04:04:09 +0000 Subject: Final Follow up: Avail few left Opportunities Speaker Reply-To: Nano 2022 <nanomaterials@crgmeetings.com> Sender: mailer@conferenceszone.com To: Researcher [snip]
Dear Researcher, Greetings! I’m leaving this message to the top of your inbox to know whether you did get chance to review my previous email. If possible, kindly once again go through the below details. We are pleased to Invite you to our Scopus Indexed "7thEuropean Congress on Advanced Nanotechnology and Nanomaterials" that is scheduled on November 14-15, 2022, at Rome, Italy in Hotel Isola Sacra Rome Airport". 1 Day participation: $299 only | For whole conference: $499 only | Virtual Participation= $ 199 only For more details: Nano 2022 Unique Features of Nano 2022 • Certificate Accreditation by the International Organizing Committee (IOCM). • Special Discounts on Group Registration • Scientific association, collaboration, and many more • Selected papers from the conference will be submitted for possible publication in the Materials (ISSN 1996-1944) - MDPI Journal. We highly appreciate your kind decision at the earliest convenience to proceed further from our end For any further assistance feel free to contact me. We look forward to a positive confirmation, an honor for us indeed Kind Regards, Cathy Allen Conference Secretary | Nano 2022 Phone: +1-718-543-9362 Whatsapp: +1-843-564-2296 Mail to: nanomaterials@crgmeetings.com Disclaimer: This message has been sent to you because of your eminence. If, however, your calendar is marked on these dates, then reply us with the subject “busy/remove”. We concern for your secrecy. UNSUBSCRIBE
Dear Cathy Allen, You make it seem as if you're doing me a favour by leaving your worthless communication at the top of my inbox. Allow me to disabuse you of that delusion. I would no sooner take part in your predatory conference than I would nail my cock to a plank of wood. And, in case you're as stupid as I assume, I'm not into BDSM. Sincerely,
Pediatrics Conference 2023
The usual sctick: Sandrin Elvia is following up
on a previous email
that I didn't receive because she didn't send. Nothing remarkable.
From: Pediatrics Conference 2023 <pediatrics@events-forum.com> Date: Wed, 09 Aug 2023 17:58:13 +0000 Subject: Final Call: Submit Your Abstracts for Pediatrics Conference 2023 | Rome, Italy
Dear Researcher , Hope this email finds you well! This is the follow up email regarding our previous email. We are pleased to invite you to the 4th European Congress on Pediatrics and Neonatology, which will be held on November 16-17, 2023 in Belstay Roma Aurelia, Rome, Italy. The conference will feature a range of Keynote/Oral presentations and workshops on topics related to Pediatrics and Neonatology, as well as opportunities to network with other experts in the field. To learn more about the conference: Pediatrics Conference 2023 We hope you can join us in Rome, Italy. Regards, Sandrin Elvia Program Manager | Pediatrics Conference 2023 33 Market Point Dr, Greenville, SC 29607, USA Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-716-320-1018 Email: pediatrics@coalescemeetings.us UNSUBSCRIBE
Material Science 2023
Elisa Turner's audience is eager to hear from experts like myself, speaking on the subject of material science. That's only because they don't know what I don't know. And if that's the case, then they'll also be looking forward to presentations from such luminaries in the field as 'Pa FJB, Gary Lineker, and Marianna Spring.
My correspondent is confident that this is going to be a sell-out event, and spaces must be going quickly. After all, this is the final follow-up reminder for a conference that hasn't yet been finalised and which takes place in three months' time. This is clearly a hot topic!
I feel almost stupid for not knowing what it's all about. But at least that means I can't suffer the pain of FOMO.
From: Material Science conference 2023 <mailer@conferenceviews.com> Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2023 13:33:51 +0000 Subject: Final Follow up: Join your peers at Material Science Conference 2023 Reply-To: Material Science conference 2023 <elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com> Sender: mailer@conferenceviews.com To: Researcher [snip]
7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering June 29-30, 2023 | Barcelona, Spain Dear Researcher , I hope this message finds you well!!!! I wanted to follow up with you regarding our upcoming 7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering during June 29-30, 2023 at Barcelona, Spain.As you know, we're planning to feature a variety of experts in the field, and we think you would be an excellent addition to our program. We would love to have you speak at the conference and share your insights on Material Science.Our audience is eager to hear from experts like yourself, and we think your experience and expertise would be incredibly valuable to them. Kindly submit your abstract at Material Science Conference We're still finalizing the details, but we'd love to have you on board and look forward to hearing back from you. Thank you for your time and consideration, and I hope to hear back from you soon. Thanks & Regards, Elisa Turner Program Manager | Material Science Conference Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-716-320-1018 Email: elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com Note: If you don’t prefer to receive mails from elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com, reply us back with subject line: Remove/Unsubscribe. We concern for your privacy. UNSUBSCRIBE
Dear Elisa Turner, I'm impressed that you are sending out final follow-up reminders for a conference that has not been finalised and will not take place for another three months. This is obviously a hot topic. Seats must be selling fast! Sincerely,
She's keen. Or desperate. For Elisa Turner shat the same missive into my inbox, three times in the space of less than five minutes. From three different accounts.
The single difference between the three messages, other than the obvious ones in the headers, is that only one contained a tracking image. Since I opened them all in source view, she has no idea whether I've read any of them. Tee hee!
That shall remain our little secret. (wink)
From: "Elisa Turner" <elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com> Subject: RE: SUBMIT YOUR ABSTRACT Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2023 17:35:51 +0530
From: "Material Science Conference" <matsci@researchersgatherings.com> Subject: RE: Submit Your Abstract Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2023 17:36:44 +0530
From: Elisa turner <elisaturner17@gmail.com> Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2023 17:39:09 +0530 Subject: RE: SUBMIT YOUR ABSTRACT
Greetings of the day! Early Bird Registration Is Closing Soon Thank you for showing interest at our conference . As per our previous conversation, as a invited speaker we can provide you discount. Actual (Registration+ 2 night’s accommodation) is 1039$ you can pay 399$ to confirm your slot Please make sure that you have selected a topic in the sessions. then submit your abstract. Abstract submission link: https://crgconferences.com/materialscience/abstractsubmission Check the file attached above, it’s the abstract sample format. Looking forward to hearing from you. Kindest Regards, Elisa Turner Phone: +1-718-543-9362 Whatsapp: +1-716-320-1018
I guess the early bird registration has closed. But, since I'm an invited speaker, I get two nights' accommodation taken care of
. (wink)
That's just too good an offer to pass up! I wonder how accommodating
she is.
Subject: Future Innovations at Material Science Conference 2023 From: Matsci Conference 2023 <materialscience@coalescemeet.com> Date: Mon, 3 Apr 2023 07:16:51 +0000
Warm salutations! We are delighted to inform you that our upcoming event, “7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering” is going to be held on June 29-30, 2023 at Hotel SB BCN Events, Barcelona, Spain. We hope you’re going well with your research work. Your eminence and remarkable research related to Material Science leading us to invite you to this prestigious conference. Have a look for more information about Material Science Conference It would be an honor for us, if you could attend the conference as a speaker. Note: As an invited speaker we will take care of your 2 night's accommodation. We anticipate your gracious presence at our event and looking forward to hearing from you. Kindest Regards, Elisa Turner Conference Manager | Material Science Conference Phone:+1-718-543-9362 What’s App: +1-716-320-1018 Email: materialscience@conferencesinsight.org Note: If you don’t prefer to receive mails from materialscience@conferencesinsight.org, reply us back with subject line: Remove/Unsubscribe. We concern for your privacy.
Date: Mon, 03 Apr 2023 11:22:21 +0200 Subject: Re: Future Innovations at Material Science Conference 2023 To: Matsci Conference 2023 <materialscience@coalescemeet.com>
Dear Elisa Turner, Thank you for your gracious invitation to speak at this auspicious event. I am deeply honoured. I note that, as an invited speaker, you will take care of my accommodation. Does that very kind offer include your ‘personal services’ in bed, or do you charge for those separately? I need to know for budgeting purposes. Sincerely,
It is, of course, utter bollocks. Unlike Orange Don, I realise that hookers are not an allowable business expense.
I wasn't expecting a reply from Elisa/Elisha, and indeed I haven't received one. Instead, she's just spammed out the same shit from a different account.
No more pussyfooting around, the gloves are off!
From: "material science Conference" <materialscience@crggatherings.org> Subject: Confirm your Presentation slot at Material Science Conference 2023 Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2023 19:10:16 +0530
Greetings of the day! We would be delighted to have you as a speaker for our upcoming conference on “7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering”. Our event will be held on JUNE 29-30, 2023 at Hotel SB BCN Events, Barcelona, Spain. As an accomplished expert in your field, your expertise and insights would greatly contribute to our conference. NOTE: As an invited speaker we are providing 2 night’s complimentary accommodation. For more information: MatSciConference2023 We would be honored if you could accept our invitation to speak at the conference. Hope for a positive Response. Regards, Elisa Turner Conference Manager | Material Science Conference Phone: +1-718-543-9362 What’s App: +1-716-320-1018
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2023 17:09:17 +0200 Subject: Re: Confirm your Presentation slot at Material Science Conference 2023 To: material science Conference <materialscience@crggatherings.org>
Dear Elisa Turner, Thank you for your gracious invitation to speak at this auspicious event. I am deeply honoured. I note that, as an invited speaker, you will take care of my accommodation. How ‘accommodating’ are you? I'm willing to use a condom. In fact, since you're Indian, I'll wear three! Sincerely,
Feel the burn there, bitch!
Barcelona's hot ticket for June, MatSci2023, is still available. And so are speakers' slots. Along with two nights' free accommodation. Since Elisa Turner didn't have the good grace to respond to my request for clarification sent all of four weeks' ago, I'm not expecting too much from her this time either.
From: Material Science Conference <mailer@theglobalmeetings.org> Date: Thu, 04 May 2023 09:59:55 +0000 Subject: *** SPAM *** Final Follow Up: Last minute to book your slot @ Material Science Conference Reply-To: Material Science Conference <elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com> Sender: mailer@theglobalmeetings.org
7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering June 29-30, 2023 | Barcelona, Spain Dear Researcher , Hope you’re doing well with your research work. We contacted you by email earlier, as we have not yet received any response from you regarding your participation. We would love to bring you the kind notice regarding our upcoming 7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering during June 29-30, 2023 at Barcelona, Spain. We cordially look forward for your participation as a Speaker for the prestigious event. Go through the Material Science Conference Program Note: 2 Nights complementary accommodation will be provided up on your speaker registration If you need any further assistance, don’t hesitate to contact us Your response herein is greatly appreciated Thanks & Regards, Elisa Turner Program Manager | Material Science Conference Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-716-320-1018 Email: elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com Note: If you don’t prefer to receive mails from elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com, reply us back with subject line: Remove/Unsubscribe. We concern for your privacy. UNSUBSCRIBE
Date: Thu, 04 May 2023 15:23:24 +0200 Subject: Final Follow Up: Last minute to book your slot @ Material Science Conference To: Material Science Conference <elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com>
Dear Elisa Turner, Thank you for the offer to speak at this prestigious event. Also, for the offer of two nights’ free accommodation. Could you please clarify whether this includes your personal services at no extra cost, or whether these will be settled separately? If you are to be paid separately, do you prefer card, cash, PayPal, or Twint? Sincerely,
Completely ignoring my earlier request for payment options, Elisa instead plays out pretty much the same campaign invitation as last week, only this time without the offer of two nights' free accommodation. Whether that's because there are no rooms available, or all CRG's hookers are fully-booked, is open to question.
Either way, I'm bored with Elisa Turner. Let's see how reply them back
with Remove/Unsubscribe in the subject line works.
From: Material Science Conference <mailer@conferencemeets.com> Date: Mon, 08 May 2023 06:45:04 +0000 Subject: Re: Follow-up | Response Awaited | Material Science Conference | Barcelona, Spain Message-Id: <[snip]@tracking.conferencemeets.com> Reply-To: Material Science Conference <elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com> Sender: mailer@conferencemeets.com
7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering June 29-30, 2023 | Barcelona, Spain Hope you’re doing well with your research work. We would love to bring you the kind notice regarding our upcoming 7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering during June 29-30, 2023 at Barcelona, Spain. We cordially look forward for your participation as a Speaker for the prestigious event. To know more: Material Science Conference If you need any further assistance, don’t hesitate to contact us Your response herein is greatly appreciated Thanks & Regards, Elisa Turner Program Manager | Material Science Conference Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-716-320-1018 Email: elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com Note: If you don’t prefer to receive mails from elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com, reply us back with subject line: Remove/Unsubscribe. We concern for your privacy. UNSUBSCRIBE
Elisa returns to my inbox with another impersonal offer for me to attend as a speaker. No mention of free accommodation, let alone sexual favours.
A my response herein
is greatly appreciated, I thought I'd offer one more reply. This time, testing the effectiveness of the remove
function.
From: Material Science Conference <mailer@conferenceszone.com> Date: Wed, 10 May 2023 13:18:29 +0000 Subject: Re: Final call of opportunity for presenting at Material Science Conference | Barcelona, Spain. Reply-To: Material Science Conference <elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com> Sender: mailer@conferenceszone.com
7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering June 29-30, 2023 | Barcelona, Spain Dear Researcher, Hope you’re doing well!!!!. I hope this message finds you well. As the date for our upcoming conference on 7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering during June 29-30, 2023 at Barcelona, Spain draws near, I wanted to send a follow-up email to ensure that everything is on track for your talk. We are excited to have you join us as a speaker, and we want to confirm that you are still available to participate . Submit your asbtract to join us at Material Science Conference If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact me. Your response herein is greatly appreciated Thanks & Regards, Elisa Turner Program Manager | Material Science Conference Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-716-320-1018 Email: elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com Note: If you don’t prefer to receive mails from us, reply us back with subject line: Remove/Unsubscribe. We concern for your privacy. UNSUBSCRIBE
Date: Wed, 10 May 2023 15:43:19 +0200 Subject: Remove/Unsubscribe To: Material Science Conference <elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com>
So, the effectiveness of the remove
function appears to be non-existent. Who would've guessed?
With about six weeks to go until MatSci2023 hits the Comital City, things are obviously getting desperate for the conference's disorganisers. I can now register for $99, or $69, I'm not sure which, instead of the full price of $349. All I have to do is speak on a topic that I have no clue about.
And, no, I have no clue about hot and toxic
cancer therapy either. Or its relevance to material science for that matter! (confused)
From: MatSci Conference <mailer@conferencesmailer.com> Date: Thu, 18 May 2023 17:39:35 +0000 Subject: Join as Speaker at Webinar on MatSci Conference Reply-To: MatSci Conference <elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com> Sender: mailer@conferencesmailer.com To: "[snip] Hot and toxic: hyperthermia and anti-mitotic drugs in cancer" "therapy." <[snip]>
Greetings the day! We’ve a pleasure in welcoming you to be a “Speaker” at the “7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering” on June 29-30, 2023 at Barcelona, Spain. It’s a hybrid conference we have virtual participation i.e. online participation. As a invited speaker we are providing discount on you slot confirmation, Actual registration price 349$ you can confirm for 99$. We hope that you accept and honor us with your presence. Discount Registration link : MatSci Conference 2023 • Kindly go through the given link, • Enter your details and Billing Information. • Then select Registration Payment and select category as conference. • Conference name- 7th International Conference on Material Science and Engineering (Scopus Indexed). • Select currency and enter amount 69$ choose payment method either Stripe or PayPal . • Mark on terms and conditions, enter captcha code • And then register. We looking forward to your response and we hope you will accept the invitation Regards, Elisa Turner Program Manager | MatSci Conference Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-716-320-1018 UNSUBSCRIBE
Date: Thu, 18 May 2023 21:01:56 +0200 Subject: Re: Join as Speaker at Webinar on MatSci Conference To: MatSci Conference <elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com>
Dear Elisa Turner, I am not sure whether I should make payment for $69 or $99. Please advise. Thank you, in advance!
Enlightenment and confusion.
Enlightenment: Desperation for bums on seats is enough to get me the better discount.
Confusion: On the other hand, Elisa has another mail server that's (faked to be set) in the UCT‑0400 time zone, which at least is the same as area code 718. So that's something. But not a truly truthful something, unless she really does work late into the evening for a low-rent predatory publisher.
Date: Thu, 18 May 2023 21:21:02 -0400 (EDT) From: elisaturner <elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com> Subject: Re: Join as Speaker at Webinar on MatSci Conference
Greetings of the day kindly, confirm your slot for 69$. Regards, Elisa Turner
From: "Elisa Turner" <elisaturner@conferencesecretary.com> Subject: RE: Join as Speaker at Webinar on MatSci Conference Date: Fri, 19 May 2023 10:53:10 +0530
Greetings the day! You can confirm your slot for 69$ Kindly, submit your abstract Abstract submission link : MatSci Conference 2023 Regards, Elisa Turner
Biopolymers 2023
Rachel McClain is back, and flat on hers. This time, she's puttin' it out
for Biopolymers 2023, which will be held in some place called…Pairs
? (confused)
Anyway, Pairs is in France. Whatever, as long as it's nowhere near Paris, we should be fine.
Rachel is of the belief that Biopolymers 2023 will gather eminent researchers; students; and business delegates, who will gain knowledge from the expertise and experience of eminent speakers, such as myself, expounding on recent developments in the field. In order to affirm my qualification for this undertaking, she cites a past work of mine in the subject line that couldn't be less relevant to the subject of polymers and plastics—bio, or otherwise—if it tried.
I guess it's the thought that counts; although does it, if no thought can be discerned? This is why examiners expect students to show their workings-out on the exam paper, to demonstrate that they understand the answer they're giving.
From: Biopolymers 2023 <mailer@conferencesmail.com> Date: Thu, 04 May 2023 17:51:49 +0000 Subject: *** SPAM *** Re: Follow-up | Response Awaited | Biopolymers 2023 | Pairs, France Reply-To: Biopolymers 2023 <biopolymers@crgmeetings.com> Sender: mailer@conferencesmail.com To: [second half of publication title completely unrelated to biopolymers] [name] [first half of publication title completely unrelated to biopolymers] [<email address>]
Good day!! It is our immense pleasure to invite you as a “Speaker” to address our attendees in the upcoming conference “5thInternational Conference on Biopolymers & Bioplastics” which is going to be held during November 13-14, 2023 at Pairs, France. Your thoughts would enable the fellow researchers to gain knowledge from your expertise and experience. This conference will gather all the eminent speakers, researchers, students and business delegates. It will consist of talks related to the concept & recent development in the field of Biopolymers & Bioplastics. The conference participants and organizers will benefit a lot from your expertise on the topic. Submit your abstract at Biopolymers 2023 Being eminent speaker, we are happy to provide “2 nights complimentary accommodation” in the conference venue. Kindly communicate your acceptable at the earliest. For further queries, Please feel free to contact us. We look forward to your positive reply. Regards, Rachel McClain Program Manager | Biopolymers 2023 Email: biopolymers@crgmeetings.com Whatsapp:+1-803-956-9158 Direct:+1-718-543-9362 UNSUBSCRIBE
Date: Thu, 04 May 2023 22:26:41 +0200 Subject: Re: Re: Follow-up | Response Awaited | Biopolymers 2023 | Pairs, France To: Biopolymers 2023 <biopolymers@crgmeetings.com>
Dear Rachel McClain, Thank you for your kind invitation to attend this most exciting event as a speaker. I would be delighted to engage the delegates in the application of “[first half of publication title completely unrelated to biopolymers][second half of publication title completely unrelated to biopolymers]”, and expand upon this within the theme of the conference. I note that you will provide two nights’ complimentary accommodation, which is generous. Does this include your ‘personal attention’, or is that at additional cost? I need to know for management approval. Sincerely,
Rachel's side-stepped my request for her personal services. She's playing coy, and I think it's time to clear the air.
From: "Biopolymers 2023" <biopolymers@crgmeetings.com> Subject: RE: Re: Follow-up | Response Awaited | Biopolymers 2023 | Pairs, France Date: Sat, 6 May 2023 13:48:41 +0530
Good day!!! Thank you for your prompt response. We’re very glad to have your presence in our conference as a speaker. We request you to submit your abstract as per the attached sample abstract template in the link below. Abstract submission : https://biopolymerconference.com/abstractsubmission/ As per your query, you need to confirm your slot by registering to the conference under academic category and we are happy to provide 2 nights complimentary accommodation in the conference venue. For further queries please feel free to contact us. We look forward to hear from you soon. Regards, Rachel McClain Program Manager | Biopolymers 2023 Whatsapp:+1-803-956-9158 Direct:+1-718-543-9362
Date: Sat, 06 May 2023 23:50:18 +0200 Subject: Re: Follow-up | Response Awaited | Biopolymers 2023 | Pairs, France To: Biopolymers 2023 <biopolymers@crgmeetings.com>
Dear Rachel McClain, You did not really answer my query. My management wants to know if your ‘bedroom services’ are included in the “complimentary accommodation”, or if you will charge for them separately. I am only interested in straight sex, nothing kinky, so you might suggest one of your fellow brothel workers instead. I just need to know what the nightly rate will be, if not included in the complimentary accommodation. I am a generous tipper. Sincerely, and in anticipation of knowing you ‘better’,
BioMat Conference 2023
I assume that BioMat Conference is a conference on biomaterials, a follow-up to the auspicious Biomaterial Congress 2022 or Biomaterials 2022, rather than organic mats. Either way, Rebecca Martin is reaching out to me as a speaker at this illustrious event.
From: BioMat Conference 2023 <mailer@conferencemeets.com> Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2023 07:23:14 +0000 Subject: Follow-up: New research concepts at BioMat Conference 2023 | Rome, Italy Reply-To: BioMat Conference 2023 <biomaterials@conferencesinsight.org> Sender: mailer@conferencemeets.com
4th International Conference on Biomaterials & Biodevices November 16-17, 2023 | Rome, Italy Warm salutations! Hope you’re doing well with your research work. We would love to bring you the kind notice regarding our upcoming 4th International Conference on Biomaterials & Biodevices during November 16-17, 2023 at Rome, Italy. We cordially look forward for your participation as a Speaker for the prestigious event. To know more: BioMat Conference 2023 Do let us know your interest of participation, so that we can proceed further in the process. If you need any further assistance, don’t hesitate to contact us Your response herein is greatly appreciated Thanks & Regards, Rebecca Martin Program Manager | BioMat Conference 2023 Phone: +1-770-832-7291 WhatsApp: +1-803-956-9158 Email: biomaterials@conferencesinsight.org Note: If you don’t prefer to receive mails from biomaterials@conferencesinsight.org, reply us back with subject line: Remove/Unsubscribe. We concern for your privacy. UNSUBSCRIBE
Date: Sat, 22 Apr 2023 10:02:13 +0100 Subject: Re: Follow-up: New research concepts at BioMat Conference 2023 | Rome, Italy To: BioMat Conference 2023 <biomaterials@conferencesinsight.org> Thread-Topic: Follow-up: New research concepts at BioMat Conference 2023 | Rome, Italy
Dear Rebecca Martin, Please find herein my greatly appreciated response. Sincerely,
I showed no interest in BioMat 2023, other than flippantly replying to see if she's come out from behind that campaign server. And she has. She's exposed herself, twice, and my work here is done.
From: "Biomaterials Conference" <biomaterials@conferencesinsight.org> Subject: RE: Follow-up: New research concepts at BioMat Conference 2023 | Rome, Italy Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2023 11:03:24 +0530 X-Priority: 1 (Highest) X-MSMail-Priority: High Content-Language: en-in Importance: High
From: Rebecca Martin <martinrebecca395@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2023 11:03:19 +0530
Subject: RE: Follow-up: New research concepts at BioMat Conference 2023 |
Rome, Italy
Greetings of the day! Thank you for showing your interest in our conference. We are happy to associate with you in this prestigious event. Kindly submit your abstract under the session of your choice through the link given below Abstract submission link: https://crgconferences.com/biomaterials/abstractsubmission/ We hope that we will receive your abstract soon and will have your valuable presence in our conference. If you need any further information, don’t hesitate to contact us. Looking forward to hearing from you. Regards, Rebecca Martin
Rebecca is keen to assist me in the process of passing over good money for a poor conference. I'm just happy enough playing her along to waste her time.
From: "BioMat Conference 2023" <biomaterials@conferencesinsight.org> Subject: RE: Follow-up: New research concepts at BioMat Conference 2023 | Rome, Italy Date: Wed, 3 May 2023 18:24:07 +0530
Greetings of the day!! This is the reminder mail regarding your participation in our conference. Kindly confirm your slot as soon as possible, so that we will assist you further in the process. If you have any further information, please feel free to contact us. Regards, Rebecca Martin Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-716-320-1018 E-mail: biomaterials@crgmeetings.com
Date: Wed, 03 May 2023 15:09:24 +0200 Subject: Re: Follow-up: New research concepts at BioMat Conference 2023 | Rome, Italy To: BioMat Conference 2023 <biomaterials@conferencesinsight.org>
Dear Rebecca Martin, I think you’ve chosen a good time to visit Rome. The weather should be cool but not uncomfortable, and November will be outside the main tourist season. Have you visited the City of Seven Hills before? Sincerely,
Becky's just touching base on progress with my abstract. (Hint: there hasn't been any.)
From: "BioMat Conference 2023" <biomaterials@conferencesinsight.org> Subject: RE: Follow-up: New research concepts at BioMat Conference 2023 | Rome, Italy Date: Mon, 8 May 2023 18:56:15 +0530
Greetings of the day! This is a reminder mail regarding your abstract submission at our conference. As we haven’t received any response from your side, we would like to remind you about your abstract at our conference. Kindly submit your as soon as possible. Looking forward to hearing from you. Kindest Regards, Rebecca Martin
Three months have passed since our last contact, and I'm guessing that Biomat 2023 isn't as popular as Becky was anticipating, for those coveted
speaker spots are still available. Oh well. (whatever)
It appears she considers a CRG event to be independently organized
. If that means independent of any ethical or scientifically-rigorous character, then I think she has a point.
From: Biomaterials Conference <biomaterials@events-forum.com> Date: Wed, 09 Aug 2023 18:13:06 +0000 Subject: Final Call: Submit Your Abstracts for Biomaterials Conference | Rome, Italy.
Dear [snip], I hope this message finds you well. I am reaching out to follow up on our recent mail regarding your participation as “Speaker” at our “4th International Conference on Biomaterials & Biodevices”, an independently organized scientific event happening on November 16-17, 2023 at H10 Roma Città, Rome, Italy. We’re overwhelmed by your great contribution to the field of your work and delighted to have you as a speaker for our Conference. For more details, please follow: Biomaterials Conference We would be delighted to have your presence at this Conference. Please let us know whether you’d be interested in participating conference on Biomaterials & Biodevices. Thanks & Regards Rebecca Martin Program Manager | Biomaterials Conference Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-803-956-9158 E-mail: biomaterials@crgmeetings.com UNSUBSCRIBE
Date: Wed, 09 Aug 2023 22:29:04 +0200 Subject: Re: Final Call: Submit Your Abstracts for Biomaterials Conference | Rome, Italy. To: Biomaterials Conference <biomaterials@crgmeetings.com>
Dear Rebecca Martin, I am planning to be in Rome in September. But for more pleasant reasons than attending a garbage predatory conference organised by Indian harlots wanting to relieve gullible researchers of their funding.
Dunno. Perhaps I was too subtle. (hmmm)
From: "BioMat Conference" <biomaterials@crgmeetings.com> Subject: RE: Final Call: Submit Your Abstracts for Biomaterials Conference | Rome, Italy. Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2023 12:30:50 +0530
Greetings of the day Please check our previous editions and also first you can attend the conference If it makes you believe, then pay the registration fee. Go through the link for previous editions : https://crgconferences.com/past-conference-report/biomaterial-congress-2022 Waiting for your response Regards Rebecca Martin
Nano 2024
The good thing about predatory conferences, as opposed to the webcomics, is they at least have a deadline after which they're no longer foisted upon us innocent souls. The downside is that whatever passes in one year, tends to be rehashed in new format the next.
So it comes to pass that, with a touching concern for [my] secrecy
, yet at the same time having no care for my privacy, Cathy Allen spams my inbox touting Nano 2024. This is after she did the same for Nano 2022, and Nano 2023.
She hasn't taken my lack of prior attendance as nanointerest in her predatory conferences.
From: Nano 2024 <nanomaterials@meetupforum.com> Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2024 05:21:05 +0000 Subject: Final Follow up: Avail few left Opportunities Speaker Reply-To: Nano 2024 <nanomaterials@crgmeetings.com> Sender: nanomaterials@meetupforum.com
Dear [snip], Good day!!! We would appreciate it if you could confirm your participation at your earliest convenience upcoming “9th European Congress on Advanced Nanotechnology and Nanomaterials” (CPD ACCREDITED) Conference, scheduled to take place on June 24-25, 2024 in Amsterdam, Netherlands. It gives me great pleasure and honour to invite you as a speaker, you will have the opportunity to engage with a diverse audience, including academics, industry professionals, and students. Benefits • Nano 2024 is a global platform for Researchers, Academicians, Students and Business professionals • Opportunity to publish your Abstract in Journal of Nanoparticle Research • Exchanging business contacts for further networking and business opportunities • Certificate Accredited by our Committee Member and Handbook & Certificate For more Details: Nano 2024. If you have any questions or require additional information, please do not hesitate to contact us Sincerely, Cathy Allen Program Manager | Nano 2024 Tel: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-843-564-2296 Email: nanomaterials@crgmeetings.com Disclaimer: This message has been sent to you because of your eminence. If, however, your calendar is marked on these dates, then reply us with the subject busy/remove. We concern for your secrecy. UNSUBSCRIBE
Functional Materials 2023
I realise that Catherine Brown's contacting me because of [my] eminence
, presumably in the field of functional materials. But what the hell are functional materials? (confused) (Yes, I know: generic template applied to a harvested shitlist.)
From: Functional Materials 2023 <functionalmaterials@meetupforum.com> Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2023 08:31:23 +0000 Subject: Final Follow up: Join your peers at Functional Materials 2023 | Rome, Italy Reply-To: Functional Materials 2023 <functionalmaterials@conferencesinsight.org> Sender: functionalmaterials@meetupforum.com
Dear Researcher, Greetings! We do understand your busy schedule and we’ve tired reach you but haven’t hear back from you. If possible, kindly once again go through the below details. We are writing to request your presence as a speaker/Delegate for the upcoming "4th International conference on Advanced Functional Materials" that is scheduled on November 16-17, 2023 at the city of Rome, Italy in H10 Roma Città,Rome,Italy. Functional Materials 2023 has been providing information, inspiration and motivation to the researchers to share and explore his research. Every year we organize many conferences. Where we invite scientists/researchers/professors around the globe to discuss innovations and implementation of modern technologies in Functional Materials 2023. Important Information : ➜ Special Discounts upon Group Registration ➜ we’re providing complimentary of 2 nights’ accommodation upon your registration For more details: Functional Materials 2023 Unique Features of Functional Materials 2023 • Certificate Accreditation by the International Organizing Committee (IOCM). • Special Discounts on Group Registration • Scientific association, collaboration, and many more • All accepted and presented papers will be published in the Scopus Indexed Journal of Composites Science (ISSN: 2504-477X). We highly appreciate your kind decision at the earliest convenience to proceed further from our end For any further assistance feel free to contact me. We look forward to a positive confirmation, an honor for us indeed Kind Regards, Catherine Brown Program Manager | Functional Materials 2023 Phone: +1-718-543-9362 Whatsapp: +1-843-564-2296 Mail to: functionalmaterials@conferencesinsight.org Disclaimer: This message has been sent to you because of your eminence. If, however, your calendar is marked on these dates, then reply us with the subject “busy/remove”. We concern for your secrecy. UNSUBSCRIBE
Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2023 14:14:35 +0200 Subject: Re: Final Follow up: Join your peers at Functional Materials 2023 | Rome, Italy To: Functional Materials 2023 <functionalmaterials@conferencesinsight.org>
Dear Catherine Brown, Thank you for your invitation to speak at your garbage-level predatory conference. I note that registration includes two nights’ accommodation. But does this include your bedroom services, or does Coalesce Research Group supply one of its other harlots? Sincerely,
Nano 2023
Like Lisa Allan earlier today, and herself just eight months ago, Cathy Allen ((exclamation)) is just leaving this one at the top of my inbox. It's in recognition of my busy schedule, which is itself a reflection of my eminence dontcha know? (proud)
Nano 2023, the 8th European Congress on Advanced Nanotechnology and Nanomaterials, is a follow-up to Nano 2022, the 7th such congress. And I'm sure it'll be just as wildly successful.*
I have no idea what season she's offering greetings to me for though. (confused) (shrug)
From: Nano 2023 <nanomaterials@conferencesevent.com> Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 16:23:02 +0000 Subject: Re: Final Call for opportunity to present at Nano 2023 | London, UK Reply-To: Nano 2023 <nanomaterials@crgmeetings.com> Sender: nanomaterials@conferencesevent.com
Dear Researcher , Seasonal Greetings! As we are aware of your busy schedule, I’m just leaving this message to the top of your inbox to remind your Participation at the 8th European Congress on Advanced Nanotechnology and Nanomaterials, scheduled from October 12-13, 2023 in London,UK. As we came to know about your eminence in the field of Nanomaterials, it is a pleasure to invite you to participate in this Conference as a Speaker for the Conference on "Advanced Nanotechnology and Nanomaterials Research". Kindly let us know your interest for a talk at our conference and hence will be glad to provide you with more details for the participation confirmation. For More Details: Nano 2023 Your presence at our conference will be much appreciated. We look forward to a positive confirmation, an honor for us indeed. Have a Nice Day. Kindest Regards, Cathy Allen Program Manager | Nano 2023 Telephone: +1-718-543-9362 Whatsapp: +1-843-564-2296 Email: nanomaterials@crgmeetings.com Disclaimer: This message has been sent to you because of your eminence. If, however, your calendar is marked on these dates, then reply us with the subject “busy/remove”. We concern for your secrecy. UNSUBSCRIBE
We all know where this is going. Let's just see how quickly we get there.
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2023 21:12:25 +0200 Subject: Re: Final Call for opportunity to present at Nano 2023 | London, UK To: Nano 2023 <nanomaterials@crgmeetings.com>
Dear Cathy Allen, Although I do have a busy schedule, you are correct, I have checked my calendar and it is not marked on the dates in question. As such, I would be delighted to present my eminent research at your auspicious event as a speaker. The only question that I have is regarding the remuneration. How much do you pay speakers to attend the conference? Sincerely,
* I wonder how many of the previous event's attendees will be repeating their experience.
EnergyTech 2023
There are no overt clues as to the outfit behind EnergyTech 2023, but the link takes us to…Coalesce Research Group. DA-DA-DAAAAH! (shock)
So, why on earth Rachel McClain doesn't use one of the email addresses presented there—renewableenergy@crgmeetings.com and energytech@crgcongress.com—is anyone's guess. There's no point asking her though, she won't have a clue.
We all know that Rachel's, or Rashida's, local email server will differ from that of the campaign server…should she ever reply.
From: EnergyTech 2023 <mailer@conferencesmail.com> Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2023 21:12:21 +0000 Subject: Early Bird Date is Near: Register Soon @ EnergyTech 2023 Reply-To: EnergyTech 2023 <energytech@speakersresearch.com> Sender: mailer@conferencesmail.com To: [butchered title of one of my publications, utterly irrelevant to energy tech] [snip]
Greetings from EnergyTech 2023...!! On behalf of the Organizing Committee, We are pleased to invite you as a Speaker/ Delegate to the 5th International Conference on Renewable Energy, Resources and Sustainable Technologies to be held during November 13-14, 2023 at Mercure Paris CDG Airport & Convention, Paris, France. The theme “Accelerating the Advancements in Renewable Energy for A Sustainable Growth”. For more information about the session and the topics, please visit : EnergyTech 2023 Benefits • EnergyTech 2023 is a global platform for Researchers, Academicians, Students and Business professionals • Opportunity to publish your Abstract in any of our Conference Proceedings Book • Exchanging business contacts for further networking and business opportunities • Certificate Accredited by our Committee Member and Handbook & Certificate • Workshop and Symposium by renowned speakers • Group discounts available for Speaker/Students Note: We’re providing a complimentary of 2 nights' stay upon your registration. This is a Limited offer, Hurry up! Please let us know for any further assistance. We sincerely hope that you will honor us by accepting our invitation and join us at Paris, France. Kind Regards, Rachel McClain Conference Manager | EnergyTech 2023 Phone: +1-718-543-9362 Whatsapp: +1-843-564-2296 Email: energytech@speakersresearch.com Disclaimer: This is not a spam message and has been sent to you because of your eminence in the province. If, however, you do not want to receive any email in future from EnergyTech 2023 reply us with the subject "remove /unsubscribe". We concern for your concealment. UNSUBSCRIBE
Touchingly, she's concerned for my concealment, rather than secrecy or privacy. I think she may've swallowed a thesaurus.
Dear Rachel McClain, Thank you for your invitation to this most auspicious event, and for the offer of two nights’ free accommodation in the city of romance. Does this offer also include your ‘personal services’ at no cost, or do you charge for them separately? I’m not interested in anything kinky, just a straight meat and two veg kinda guy. Sincerely,
Rachel/Rashida artfully avoids my amorous advances, the little tease. Either that, or she really believes meat and two veg
refers to the dining menu, rather than [cough] room service
.
As expected, her local mail server is located somewhere where the women smell of curry. Unlike the campaign server, this one also allows her to set message priority. It would appear that a live one
gets her excited.
But not too excited, I hope.
From: "EnergyTech 2023" <energytech@speakersresearch.com> Subject: RE: Early Bird Date is Near: Register Soon @ EnergyTech 2023 Date: Wed, 29 Mar 2023 19:46:17 +0530 X-Priority: 1 (Highest) X-MSMail-Priority: High
Greetings! Much thanks for your prompt response and we’re glad to hear about your interest towards our “5th International Conference on Renewable Energy, Resources and Sustainable Technologies” brochure, which is going to be held during November 13-14, 2023, at Paris, France. As per your query, The 2 nights’ complimentary accommodation includes (Accommodation + Lunch and Breakfast during the conference) and Menu will be decided by Hotel chef on that day it consider both Veg & Non-veg. For Speaker Participation, Kindly submit abstract in the below link as per the sample abstract template. Abstract Submission: https://energytechconference.com/abstractsubmission/ After receiving the abstract, we will forward it to review committee for review process and will let you know status soon by Email and WhatsApp then you can proceed further to confirm your slot. For further queries, please feel free to contact us. We look forward to hear from you soon. Kind Regards, Rachel McClain Conference Manager | EnergyTech 2023 Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-843-564-2296
A month has passed and the early bird registration is still available. The conference
—if that's not too grandiose a term—isn't for another six months or so. All seems reasonable. The limited offer
of two nights' free accommodation has now been extended to the early bird deadline, bit no mention of what that deadline is (confused)
From: "EnergyTech 2023" <energytech@speakersresearch.com> Subject: RE: Early Bird Date is Near: Register Soon @ EnergyTech 2023 Date: Wed, 26 Apr 2023 12:42:02 +0530 X-Priority: 1 (Highest) X-MSMail-Priority: High
Good day!! We can understand your busy schedule. It’s a gentle reminder regarding your Abstract Submission & slot confirmation towards the conference. We would like to inform you to submit your abstract and confirm your slot by registering in the link below on or before the Early Bird Call Deadline i.e., 30th April 2023. Abstract Submission: https://energytechconference.com/abstractsubmission/ Note: As an Early Bird offer, we’re providing complimentary of 2 nights accommodation upon your registration For further queries, please feel free to contact us. We look forward to hear from you soon. Regards, Rachel McClain | Program Manager Conference Manager | EnergyTech 2023 Phone: +1-718-543-9362 WhatsApp: +1-843-564-2296
Date: Wed, 26 Apr 2023 10:05:13 +0100 Subject: Re: Early Bird Date is Near: Register Soon @ EnergyTech 2023 To: EnergyTech 2023 <energytech@speakersresearch.com>
Dear Rachel McClain, You say that the offer of two nights’ free accommodation is available until the early bird deadline. But what is that deadline? Thank you. Sincerely,
Only a little more than three months to go before EnergyTech 2023, and while the early bird registration deadline has surely passed, the opportunity to present is still open. And the countdown to the end of this shit from Rachel McClain
is on!
From: EnergyTech 2023 <renewableenergy@meetupforum.com> Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2023 08:09:48 +0000 Subject: Re: Final call of opportunity for presenting at EnergyTech 2023 | Paris, France. Reply-To: EnergyTech 2023 <renewableenergy@crgmeetings.com>
Greetings from EnergyTech 2023...!! We hope this email finds you well. We are writing to remind you about the upcoming EnergyTech 2023, which will take place in the captivating city of Paris, France. On behalf of the Organizing Committee, We are pleased to invite you as a Speaker/ Delegate to the 5th International Conference on Renewable Energy, Resources and Sustainable Technologies to be held during November 13-14, 2023 at Mercure Paris CDG Airport & Convention, Paris, France.The theme of the conference is “Accelerating the Advancements in Renewable Energy for A Sustainable Growth”. We thought you might be interested in attending our prestigious event along with your colleagues For more information about the session and the topics, please visit : EnergyTech 2023 • Final Deadline for Abstract Submission: October 26, 2023 • Special Registration Price upon the registration fee and also group registration fee Kindly submit your abstracts/presentation papers as the early bird registrations will be closed soon. Note: We’re providing a complimentary of 2 nights' stay upon your registration. This is a Limited offer, Hurry up! Please let us know for any further assistance. We look forward to welcoming you to the EnergyTech 2023 in Paris and sharing an enriching and inspiring experience together. Kind Regards, Rachel McClain Conference Manager | EnergyTech 2023 Phone: +1-718-543-9362 Whatsapp: +1-843-564-2296 Email: renewableenergy@crgmeetings.com Disclaimer: This is not a spam message and has been sent to you because of your eminence in the province. If, however, you do not want to receive any email in future from EnergyTech 2023 reply us with the subject "remove /unsubscribe". We concern for your concealment. UNSUBSCRIBE
Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2023 10:42:11 +0200 Subject: Re: Final call of opportunity for presenting at EnergyTech 2023 | Paris, France. To: EnergyTech 2023 <renewableenergy@crgmeetings.com>
Dear Rachel McClain You claim that your message is not spam. But that’s only because you’re either a liar or too stupid to know what spam is. Because, trust me you skeevy whore, it IS spam!