I think I've pissed myself

Meet the new boss...

MegaCorpCH has a new CEO. Yay! And this is only the fifth that we've had in the six years that I've been working here. (SMH)

The company seems to change leadership more often than some people change their underwear. Not particularly hygienic people, admittedly, nevertheless the point still stands.

I am firmly of the belief that the CEO's office is fitted with a revolving door. And a sign above the desk which advises: Don't Get Too Comfortable!