I think I've soiled myself

Tastes like chicken

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warns that, alongside public health officials in several US states, it's investigating several outbreaks of Salmonella infections, linked to contact with backyard poultry. Across 43 states, 163 people have thus far been affected, 34 of whom have been hospitalised.

In its announcement, the body advises:

Don’t kiss or snuggle the birds, as this can spread germs to your mouth and make you sick.

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

At first I thought kissing and snuggling chickens? WTF? But then I remembered one man's Miss Right.