The ramblings of a pseudointellectal…or a genuine idiot?

Exploring the explored

If I have any ongoing research that I'm planning to submit for publication, then Henry James has an enticing offer. Thanking me for my magnificent scholarly contributions—of which there are none, at least to his webcomic—he has a great opportunity for me to explore my newest work. Ummm…r-iiii-ght.

If I've done it, and written it up, then surely I've explored it already? I'm not sure what your point is, Harry. (confused)

Date: Fri, 26 Aug 2022 02:11:03 +0000
Subject: Thank you for your Magnificent scholarly contributions!
From: Journal of Clinical Nutrition and Food Science
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Reply-To: Journal of Clinical Nutrition and Food Science
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Dear Dr. [FNAME], Greetings from “Journal of Clinical Nutrition and Food Science”! Hope you are doing good. We would like to know if you are participating in any ongoing research and planning to submit your valuable research work to a peer reviewed journal. If yes, then here is the great opportunity for you to explore your newest scientific work. All the submissions will undergo anonymous Peer review and this would be conducted by our eminent editorial board members and other research scholars associated with this journal to ensure the quality of information is published. Deadline for submission: 30 September 2022. Anticipating your positive response. Sincerely, Henry James Editorial Manager Journal of Clinical Nutrition and Food Science
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