I think I've soiled myself

Making money the easy way

I received an interesting opportunity from Christina Vounas at beheadbold.ga. In an email entitled Power Companies Are Absolutely FURIOUS..., I'm invited to:

Find out how this bizarre new invention can reduce your electric bill by up to 926% month after month for the rest of your life...

If I'm saving 926% month after month, then that means that not only am I not paying anything, but the power companies are actually paying me 826% of my monthly electricity bill on a monthly basis.

Bloody hell, no wonder they're FURIOUS! Who wouldn't be?