I was asleep when my mum woke me
Teenager Ben London was asleep in bed when a car crashed into his room. But it wasn't that that woke him, it was his mother's shouting that raised him from his slumber. According to the BBC:
A Norfolk teenager has described how he slept through the moment a car crashed into his bedroom.
But he couldn't describe the moment, because he was asleep, innit?
And isn't it just typical of teenagers that it's their poor mothers who have to get them out of bed?