Phew, at least I'm not an alcoholic
Experts say alcoholics tend to have a sweet tooth.
And I don't have a sweet tooth, so I'm not an alcoholic after all!
Huzzah! Now, pass the vodka…(cocktail)
I think I've pissed myself
Experts say alcoholics tend to have a sweet tooth.
And I don't have a sweet tooth, so I'm not an alcoholic after all!
Huzzah! Now, pass the vodka…(cocktail)