Most of it's boring

Amusing spam

Occasionally, an amusing spam message comes my way. This, for instance, from Mr Tzee Pepple:

Attention Please, I am Tzee Pepple, the Personal Assistant to the Former Petroleum Minister of Nigeria, and I have very urgent and most profitable business to discuss with you. There is no risk, and you will make a real fortune if you partner with me. Please email me with your full contact details to receive full background information on this business. Email tzeepepple1@yahoo.fr Regards, Tzee Pepple

What I like about this is the Attention Please, a nice touch of self-important urgency there. And the name…someone must have had a laugh making all that up!