No chance
I received a message from Emily Flora last week, the standard request to submit my valuable research to her valueless web journal. You know the schtick. It was neither amusing nor inept enough to pass comment on, so I deleted it without further ado.
But, Emily Flora isn't one to take a lack of response, unlike her Johns, lying down.
Didn't it occur to her that, if I has a chance to accept
, and wanted to do so, I would've done just that? Admittedly, I might not have received or read her message, so I would've had no chance, but that's by-the-by.
I have had the chance, and have declined by not responding. As is oft advised on the internet, don't feed the trolls, kids.
Greetings Dr. , Just wanted to follow up on my email sent on 3rd Wednesday. Have you has a chance to accept my request on publication for the Upcoming Volume 6 of Journal of Pharmacology & Pharmaceutical Research (ISSN: 2769-4828). Cheers, With Thanks and Regards,Emily Flora [Team JPPR ISSN 2769-4828] PS: thought you might find contribute to the Year-End Issue of 2021.
Last month, Emily Flora solicited my input to Journal of Pharmacology & Pharmaceutical Research, volume 6. Now, she's busy completing volume 4. It all probably makes sense, somewhere between her left and right ears, but I haven't a freaking clue how they can drop two issue numbers in one month. (confused)
Still, Happy Merry Christmas in Advance
to you too, Emily Flora. I look forward to no solicitations from you in 2022. Oh, and peace on earth, that's just as likely too.
Greetings Dr. , I hope everything is going well on your side. I believe you must be super busy, yet I am just following you to check if you got a chance to look for the YEAR-END ISSUE contribution, I asked in the previous email. You can check the my earlier email for reference. Waiting to hear from you. Merry Christmas! Wishing you all the happiness your holiday can hold. Respects
Dear Dr. , We would like to let you know that we are currently scheduling year-end Issue of 2021 offering the open access publication. I know how busy you must be managing your team and helping them in research activities and academic sessions. Now I would like to inform that we have the sources lined up for release of the YEAR-END ISSUE of Volume 4. Kindly submit your manuscript as a reply to this mail editor.jppr@roweditors.com or to submissions@researchopenworld.com to become a substantive author in Year-End Issue of Journal of Pharmacology & Pharmaceutical Research (JPPR)ISSN 2769-4828. Thank you for your understanding, Let me know if you’d like to move forward so we can get something on the calendar for this month. Have A Joyous, Peaceful & Love-Filled Christmas. Happy Merry Christmas in Advance. Warm Regards, Emily Flora [Team JPPR ISSN 2769-4828] To safely unsubscribe or modify your subscription settings please click here
Well, that didn't last long. Like the proverbial bad penny, Emily Flora's back. This time it's on behalf of Lin Ho; so that's one ho representing another. (LOL)
It's touching that she updates me on my research contribution, and thanks me for my hard work and dedication. But, really, all I've done for her and JPPR is to take the piss out of them.
Great Day Dr. , Happy New year 2022. First, I hope this email finds you well and refreshed after the busy holidays. Second, I am pleased to share with you some news on your research contribution to the Journal. Journal of Pharmacology & Pharmaceutical Research (JPPR)ISSN 2769-4828 invites you to contribute to the upcoming issue of 2022, as a result of hard work and dedication you all invested in the current research/reviews. Also this is an exciting time; we would like you to be involved in the process as we move forward with the current edition as we have got good responses with 3 original submissions already. This Collection highlights the current research content to be published across the world relating to the Pharmacology and Pharmaceutical studies. You can directly share the submission in a word document to submissions@researchopenworld.com or can upload here https://researchopenworld.com/submissions/. if not now feel free to reach out to me anytime for any queries. Cheers, Emily, On behalf of Lin Ho Department of Pharmaceutical and Biomedical Sciences, California Northstate University College of Pharmacy, California, USA P.S. And the articles received within the deadline of Jan 30th will be still included In the Final Issue of 2021. To safely unsubscribe or modify your subscription settings please click here