My condition is not as perfect as it could be
I received the usual transfer-of-funds shit, this time from a Dr Donald Moore
working with a finance house in Ghana. At least it makes a change from all those Nigerian princes that only want me for my money.
Dear friend, How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope This mail meets you in a perfect condition. [snip]
No, actually, it does not. A perfect condition would include, among many other things, no spam in my email inbox. Therefore, Dr Moore
, you have contributed, in your own small way, to me not being in a prefect condition.
Happy now, you bastard?