I think I've soiled myself

Naughty Nigerians (again)

There was something about the daum.net domain name in Dr Cardoso's email address that rang a bell. And, sure enough, here we are!

What really struck me was the fact that he pretends to be contacting me from the Central Bank of Nigeria, yet warns me that one of the fake offices that have been scamming people, and that I am instructed to cease communicating with, is…Central Bank of Nigeria. (confused)

Subject: *** SPAM *** YOUR RECOVERY FUND COMPENSATION
To: Recipients <test4@fuse.net>
From: "CENTRAL BANK" <test4@fuse.net>
Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2024 17:36:10 -0800
Reply-To: cbnfirstnigeri@daum.net
FUND RECOVERY COMMITTEE (FRC) International Remittance Department, Central Bank of Nigeria, Lagos, Nigeria. Fund code: 001722147/CBN/7537/2024. MOTTO: SECURITY WATCH Attention: Sir/Ma, We are the Central Bank fund recovery committee recently commissioned by the New elected President Federal Republic Of Nigeria, Bola Ahmed Tinubu,(GCFR) Has said to us this year 2023. Our responsibilities are to recover: stolen funds, properties, Compensation payments, lottery winnings, Fund Inheritance, Contract Funds, etc. You are receiving this email because you are listed as a potential beneficiary of funds yet to be paid to you. In your own case we have discovered that you are being owed the sum of $8,000,000,00 (Eight Million United States Dollars)and this will paid to you through ATM CARD Delivery Or BANK TO BANK WIRE TRANSFER, In Our recent mass investigation carried out in some countries including Nigeria with the help of the REAL FBI, and INTERPOL, we were able to arrest 12 men and 6 women. These arrested men and women have all confessed to be impostors and fraudster who have been scamming people for many years, they also stated there are many people out there who are in the same fraud business with them. We found that there are many impostors who are using the following offices for scam activities: FBI, CIA, HOMELAND SECURITY, INTERPOL, SECRETARY OF STATES (USA), IMF, BANK OF AMERICA, WORLD BANK, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, SENATE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, EFCC NIGERIA, ANTI TERRORIST OFFICE, MONEY LAUNDERING OFFICE. The President and all the honorable Members of house of Assembly has instructed that you should stop communicating with the above fake offices to avoid being scammed again, and You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in any way with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing. We were able to retrieve your email address from the arrested fraudsters, therefore, you are needed to submit the below details as outlined for immediate processing and payment of your fund and I will respond to you as soon as we receive your full details: 1, Your Names...... 2, Your Address.... 3, Your Country 4, Sex/Age ........ 5, Cell number.... 6, Your Private/secure email address... 7. Your Present Occupation............. 8. A copy of your identification (either passport or drivers license). I hope this is clear to you. Any action contrary to this instruction is at your own risk. Your quick response is needed. notice with the above information is highly appreciated. Yours Sincerely, Dr.Olayemi Michael Cardoso. C.B.N Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria. All required information should be forwarded to this alternative Email- (cbnfirstnigeri@daum.net)

I just hope that he can forgive me saluting him as Mr. I believe some people are quite sensitive to being incorrectly saluted; particularly in Nigeria, since they have to bribe so many officials for the privilege. (whatever)

Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2024 22:47:33 +0100
Subject: Re: YOUR RECOVERY FUND COMPENSATION
From: Peter Nis
To: <cbnfirstnigeri@daum.net>
Dear Mr Cardoso, Thank you for your kind message. It is reassuring to know that there are at least some honest and upstanding officials working hard to protect the interests of innocent citizens! I note that you included the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA among the fake offices being used for scam activities. But the RFC is part of the Central Bank of Nigeria. I am concerned about the implications of this. What part of the Central Bank of Nigeria is fake, and what is not? Regarding the information that you have requested, are you certain that you have everything you need to steal my identity? Or is there anything else you need to defraud me? I just want to know you have everything you need. Best wishes, Mr P. Nis

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If Dr Cardoso was offended at my mistake, he hides it well.

It was the previous bank, led by the old governor, that was the problem. The new governor is, according to Dr Cardoso, very honest and sincere. He also appears to be Dr Cardoso, who signs himself off as such. But I know I can trust him, because he's very honest and sincere; he reassured me so.

Just one other point of concern, though. He's labouring under the misconception that Nigeria has an image that could be tarnished. I think its royal family's slew of princes saw to that, years ago.

From: CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA <cbnfirstnigeria1@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2024 19:23:36 -0800
Subject: Re: YOUR RECOVERY FUND COMPENSATION
FUND RECOVERY COMMITTEE (FRC) International Remittance Department, Central Bank of Nigeria, Lagos, Nigeria. Fund code: 001722147/CBN/7537/2023. MOTTO: SECURITY WATCH ATTN: Mr P. Nis Sir this is to reassure you again that this is not a fraud or scam, for we cannot do anything stupid just to tarnish the image of this great country and this Bank,the fake cbn is the Bank lead by the old Central Bank Governor, now im the new CBN Governor who is very honest and sincere, nevertheless kindly re-confirm your details to us as stated below for further information, and be free to reach with our whatsapp number below for any question , FINALLY, THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO SEIZE EVERY COMMUNICATIONS WITH ANY BODY OR OFFICE WHO IS CLAIMING THAT YOUR FUND IS WITH THEM. AND ANY EMAIL YOU RECEIVE FROM ANY BODY OR COMPANY OR OFFICE AND BANK KINDLY FORWARD IT TO THIS NOBLE OFFICE FOR PROPER INVESTIGATION. ALSO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANYONE. CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: THIS E-MAIL IS INTENDED ONLY FOR THE USE OF THE INDIVIDUAL OR ENTITY TO WHICH IT IS ADDRESSED AND MAY CONTAIN INFORMATION THAT IS PRIVILEGED, CONFIDENTIAL AND EXEMPT FROM DISCLOSURE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW Yours Sincerely, Dr.Olayemi Michael Cardoso. C.B.N Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria. All required information should be forwarded to this alternative Number whatsapp and mobile :+2349045337242
Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2024 11:43:25 +0100
Subject: Re: YOUR RECOVERY FUND COMPENSATION
From: Peter Nis
To: CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA <cbnfirstnigeria1@gmail.com>
Dear Dr Cardoso, Thank you for your reassurance. I fully understand your caution against any action that would tarnish the reputation of your great country. You would not want to do anything that might embarrass your royal family. Sincerely, Mr P. Nis

One of us is going to tire of this, and it might just be me.

From: CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA <cbnfirstnigeria1@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2024 08:07:03 -0800
Subject: Re: YOUR RECOVERY FUND COMPENSATION
FUND RECOVERY COMMITTEE (FRC) International Remittance Department, Central Bank of Nigeria, Lagos, Nigeria. Fund code: 001722147/CBN/7537/2023. MOTTO: SECURITY WATCH ATTN: Mr P. Nis Please kindly reconfirm us with your details 1, Your Names...... 2, Your Address.... 3, Your Country 4, Sex/Age ........ 5, Cell number.... 6, Your Private/secure email address... 7. Your Present Occupation............. 8. A copy of your identification (either passport or drivers license). FINALLY, THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO SEIZE EVERY COMMUNICATIONS WITH ANY BODY OR OFFICE WHO IS CLAIMING THAT YOUR FUND IS WITH THEM. AND ANY EMAIL YOU RECEIVE FROM ANY BODY OR COMPANY OR OFFICE AND BANK KINDLY FORWARD IT TO THIS NOBLE OFFICE FOR PROPER INVESTIGATION. ALSO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANYONE. CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: THIS E-MAIL IS INTENDED ONLY FOR THE USE OF THE INDIVIDUAL OR ENTITY TO WHICH IT IS ADDRESSED AND MAY CONTAIN INFORMATION THAT IS PRIVILEGED, CONFIDENTIAL AND EXEMPT FROM DISCLOSURE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW Yours Sincerely, Dr.Olayemi Michael Cardoso. C.B.N Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria. All required information should be forwarded to this alternative Number whatsapp and mobile :+2349045337242
Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2024 17:24:28 +0100
Subject: Re: YOUR RECOVERY FUND COMPENSATION
From: Peter Nis
To: CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA <cbnfirstnigeria1@gmail.com>
Dear Dr Cardoso, As per your request, I kindly confirm that I have all of those details, and more! Yours sincerely, Mr P. Nis