Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
I found this in my junk mail folder. But that's not because it's spam, despite it's impressive score of 22.2, compared to 4.0 required. No, it's because my ISP has implemented restrictions. Oh, yes! (rolleyes)
Mercedes-Benz USA have selected lucky ol' lil' ol' me as one of the winners of brand spanking new Mercedes Benz c300 4matic 2023. Not only that, but a cool $1.5M too! And, given that this was an International lottery, it looks like they'll deliver. That sweet lucre should be more than enough to cover the delivery fee, dontchathink?
The only downside is that automatic transmission cars are gay. By that I mean they divorce the driver from the true driving experience.
Subject: *** SPAM *** 【SPAM】Online Lottery Draw Reference Claim Code: (W70902039). To: Recipients <> From: Mercedes-Benz USA, LLC ©2024 Date: Sat, 27 Jan 2024 03:20:03 -0800 Reply-To: petersogh1234@yahoo.com
CONGRATULATION! Dear Email Owner: We happily announced that your E-mail Address has been selected among the winners of the Mercedes Benz International Online Lottery Draw 2024 promo. You are now a winner of a brand new "Mercedes Benz c300 4matic 2023" and the grand prize of $1,500,000.00 USD.For easy claim of your winnings prize, you are simply advice to contact our Fiduciary Claim Agent Mrs. Mureen Robert Email ( sec012667@gmail.com ) with the below details as stated. NAME: CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS: HOME ADDRESS: PHONE NUMBER: OCCUPATIONS: OFFICE ADDRESS: All necessary information on what to do in receiving your winnings will be treated by our claim agent once contacted by you and Contact him by providing him with your Mercedes Benz Online Lottery Draw Reference Claim Code:(W70902039) As the subject of your email for swift response. NB : If you received this message in your SPAM/BULK folder, that is because of the restrictions implemented by your Internet Service Provider, we (MERCEDES GROUP) urge you to treat it genuinely. Delivery fee is mandatory and at your cost in claiming your win. Signed Mercedes-Benz USA, LLC ©2024
Subject: Re: Online Lottery Draw Reference Claim Code: (W70902039). To: petersogh1234@yahoo.com Date: Thu, 1 Feb 2024 12:41:12 +0100
Dear Mercedes-Benz USA, This is wonderful news. I am very excited to receive a new car! The only problem is that it's an automatic transmission, and they’re like totes gay. Could I swapsie for a manual? Thx xoxo
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