Low-energy nutrition
I haven't really been paying too much attention, but this is at least the third or fourth invitation that I've received from Sofia Miller in the last couple of weeks. Clearly, with less than a month to go, the organisers of Nutrition 2022 are desperate for virtual bums on virtual seats.
This might be explained by the conference's low-energy theme. I can't help but think that even the most credulous of nutrition experts, let alone major influencers
, aren't excited by exploring and enlightening—whatever the hell that means in context—the significance of nutrition and health. Anyone who hasn't grasped the significance of nutrition and health by now is unlikely to be much of a leading light in the field, after all.
But, I mustn't pass up the opportunity to be of assistance to Ms Miller. For that's the kind of guy I am. (nod)
From: "NUTRITION 2022 | Paris, France" <nutrition-research@int-meetings.net>
Date: Mon, 22 Aug 2022 06:14:46 +0000
Subject: Join Major influencers
Reply-To: "NUTRITION 2022 | Paris, France" <nutrition-research@int-meetings.net>
Sender: nutrition-research@int-meetings.net
Greetings for the day. Hope this mail finds you in the best of health and spirit. We are honored to extend a warm invitation to you to join Online Event “3rd Edition of International Nutrition Research Conference” during September 12-13, 2022. The conference deliberations will be on the theme “Exploring and Enlightening the Significance of Nutrition and Health” and will explore the entire breadth of Nutrition and will present a state-of-the-art review of the subject. For complete details, visit the Conference Website On behalf of the scientific committee of NUTRITION, we would like to honor you with the position of Speaker at our conference. Your honorary presence will undoubtedly assist the conference to scale up new heights and your valuable insights can be very instrumental in motivating and inspiring the conference-goers. In view of your path-breaking research in the field, we are happy to offer you free registration. We sincerely hope that you will be able to act as a speaker on the panel; your experience and comments will add an important dimension to what is potentially a very important discussion for the field. Kindly submit your title of talk as a positive acknowledgment to this mail. We appreciate your time and look forward to hearing from you. If I can be of assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me. Regards Sofia Miller Program Manager | NUTRITION-2022 Email: nutrition-research@scientific-meetings.com Phone: + 1 (702) 988-2320 WhatsApp: +1 (434) 382-1007 -------------------------------- 150 South Wacker Drive #2400 Chicago, IL 60606, USA Disclaimer: If you don't want to receive any further emails from us, please respond back with remove/opt-out or click to Unsubscribe UNSUBSCRIBE
Dear Ms Miller Thank you for your invitation to speak at the upcoming NUTRITION-2022. It is, indeed, an honour that you have sought me out among my peers in the field. The problem is that the conference theme, “Exploring and Enlightening the Significance of Nutrition and Health”, is just too mundane and basic to be worth any effort. I do, however, wish you luck in finding experts and influencers that consider this theme a worthy challenge. Sincerely,
+1, within 24 hours!
Sweet mother of Christ! This ho clearly doesn't read the responses that she gets from her invitees. And I suspect that she doesn't really give a shit.
Date: Tue, 23 Aug 2022 02:04:17 +0530 From: "NUTRITION 2022 | Paris, France" <nutrition@scientificmeeting.net> Reply-To: "NUTRITION 2022 | Paris, France" <nutrition@scientificmeeting.net> Subject: A Special Invitation to Speak
Greetings for the day. Hope you are having a great day. The purpose of this letter is to cordially invite you as a Speaker to Online Event “3rd Edition of International Nutrition Research Conference” on September 12-13, 2022. The conference will revolve around its unique theme “Exploring and Enlightening the Significance of Nutrition and Health” and will lay a global platform for interactions and discussions on the cutting-edge discoveries in the field of Nutrition . This virtual summit is a fantastic opportunity for you to hear from renowned experts in the field and network with peers from industry and academia to stay up to date on the latest advances and challenges in this rapidly evolving area. For complete details, visit the Conference Website You are one of the legendary experts and your contributions have made a significant impact on the Nutrition field. We'd want to use our gathering to highlight your accomplishments. We are delighted to offer you free registration under the privilege of Invited speaker It will be a remarkable achievement for us if you share your experience with us. I personally believe that getting to know your personal reviews and comprehending your study in your own words, will be an outstanding addition to this conference. We really hope and expect that you will be able to take time out from your busy schedule and join our conference. Please let us know your interest in the same. Thank you so much for taking the time to read our invitation, and I hope to hear from you soon. Best regards, Sofia Miller Program Manager | NUTRITION-2022 Email: nutrition-research@scientific-meetings.com Phone: + 1 (702) 988-2320 WhatsApp: +1 (434) 382-1007 -------------------------------- 150 South Wacker Drive #2400 Chicago, IL 60606, USA Disclaimer: If you don't want to receive any further emails from us, please respond back with remove/opt-out or click to Unsubscribe
Another day, another invite from Sofia Miller. This one is identical to the first that I posted, so I'm not going to repeat it.
But, clearly, the theme of Exploring and Enlightening the Significance of Nutrition and Health is not exciting the scientific community. My expertise in the field is limited to pies and beer. (yummy)
From: "NUTRITION 2022 | Paris, France" <nutrition-research@int-meetings.net> Date: Tue, 23 Aug 2022 20:08:10 +0000 Subject: Amazing scope to meet your peers Reply-To: "NUTRITION 2022 | Paris, France" <nutrition-research@int-meetings.net> Sender: nutrition-research@int-meetings.net
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Dear Sofia Miller Thank you for your invitation to speak at the upcoming NUTRITION-2022. Unfortunately, the theme of the conference—“Exploring and Enlightening the Significance of Nutrition and Health”—is trivial, and unworthy of my expertise. I very much hope that the theme of NUTRITION-2023 will be more compelling. Sincerely,
Interesting. This invitation doesn't include a tracking image. I'm beginning to wonder whether the timezone stamp is related to whether or not the ho's using a campaign mail service. If so, then the timezone may be that of the campaign server. Otherwise, as seems to be the case here, emails originate from their own mail server.
Date: Thu, 25 Aug 2022 01:27:33 +0530
From: "NUTRITION 2022 | Paris, France" <nutrition-research@int-forums.net>
Reply-To: "NUTRITION 2022 | Paris, France" <nutrition-research@int-forums.net>
Subject: Invitation to attend
Good day. We are delighted in inviting you to solicit your presence as a Speaker at “3rd Edition of International Nutrition Research Conference” held Online during September 12-13, 2022. This year we have adopted the theme “Exploring and Enlightening the Significance of Nutrition and Health”. The conference will go to the heart of all matters relating to Nutrition and will address the challenges faced by the field. It will feature an array of International Scientists, Researchers, Academicians, and experts who will share their published and unpublished research findings on our global podium. For more information, visit the Conference Website It is an honor for us to invite you as a speaker for our global conference. We know you're a fantastic speaker, and we're confident that our attendees and delegates will benefit much from your presence. We are delighted to offer you free registration under the privilege of Invited speaker We are confident that we will have a stimulating conference, and that your presence and involvement will contribute to this vibrancy. Kindly confirm your acceptance by sending us the title of the talk. Please feel free to contact us. We are always there for your help and reference. Looking forward to a positive and prompt response. Warm Regards, Sofia Miller Program Manager | NUTRITION-2022 Email: nutrition-research@scientific-meetings.com Phone: + 1 (702) 988-2320 WhatsApp: +1 (434) 382-1007 -------------------------------- 150 South Wacker Drive #2400 Chicago, IL 60606, USA Disclaimer: If you don't want to receive any further emails from us, please respond back with remove/opt-out or click to Unsubscribe
Almost two full days have passed, so another invitation from Sofia was inevitable. And it's only just occurred to me: why declare the event to be Paris, France
, when it's a completely online event? (confused)
Anyway, enough of this, I'm going to try a first. I'm going to see how effective the unsubscribe
option is.
Date: Fri, 26 Aug 2022 05:22:00 +0530 From: "NUTRITION 2022 | Paris, France" <nutrition-research@mgconference.net> Reply-To: "NUTRITION 2022 | Paris, France" <nutrition-research@mgconference.net> Subject: Join International cast of speakers
With great pleasure, we invite you to join our prestigious event “3rd Edition of International Nutrition Research Conference” which is all set to take place during September 12-13, 2022 as Online Event. I just came across your research work and I feel reputed to invite you as a Speaker for our congress. The conference will deliberate the theme “Exploring and Enlightening the Significance of Nutrition and Health”. For further details related to the event, visit: Conference Website The global congress aims to promote new innovations and knowledge dissemination, as well as strives to provide a forum for exchanging the most recent research discoveries and sharing cutting-edge scientific breakthroughs. The worldwide conference, which aims to enhance international scientific networking and cooperation, will feature keynote sessions, oral and poster presentations from a diverse spectrum of expert scientists, researchers, academicians, policymakers, and scientific leaders from across the world. Your honorary participation at our conference will undoubtedly assist the congress in reaching new heights, and your insights will unquestionably motivate and inspire conference goers to carve a niche for themselves in their respective domains, igniting them to become society's torchbearers. Kindly submit your abstract as a positive acknowledgement to this mail. If you have any questions or need clarification, please feel free to contact me anytime at + 1 (702) 988-2320 or nutrition-research@scientific-meetings.com. Anticipating a positive reply from your end. Yours’s faithfully Sofia Miller Program Manager | NUTRITION-2022 Email: nutrition-research@scientific-meetings.com Phone: + 1 (702) 988-2320 WhatsApp: +1 (434) 382-1007 -------------------------------- 150 South Wacker Drive #2400 Chicago, IL 60606, USA Disclaimer: If you don't want to receive any further emails from us, please respond back with remove/opt out or click to Unsubscribe