Bitches bitch'n'

I talk to the trees...

The same paper that was irrelevant to the field of plant science, yet stoked Roisin Clarke's interest, has worked its magic on Maria Garce. CEOS Plant Biology and Research thinks that it's a pioneering publication. Even I wouldn't go that far, and I wrote the damned thing.

Unlike the hoes at Scholarena, though, Maria gives me the opportunity to unsubscribe from a mailing list that I never subscribed to in the first place. I wonder if that means she monitors the inbox? Hmmmm…

Date: Wed, 5 Oct 2022 13:16:30 +0530
From: Editor-Plant Biology and Research <editor@resoasciresearchopen.biz>
Reply-To: Editor-Plant Biology and Research <submissions@scholaropenhubjrnlinsight.biz>
Subject: Submit to open access journal - Crop Protection
CEOS Plant Biology and Research provides an excellent opportunity for the researchers like you in the field of Plant Biology where you can publish your work freely available to Academicians, Researchers and Scientists etc. Recently we have gone through your publications, where we found "[completely irrelevant to the field of plant biology]" as a pioneering publication. So, we thought it would be the right time to take a chance to invite you for the submission of your article for our upcoming issue. -Online Submission link You may submit your article/s at the below URL http://resmanuscripts.info/submit-manuscript.php?journal=38 All the articles published are free to view online as it is an Open-access journal. Thank you for considering our email, and spending your valuable time in reading it. Sincerely, Maria Garce CEOS Plant Biology and Research If you no longer wish to receive this email, you can unsubscribe from our mailing list
<div style="display:none;" title="main_none" class="read_track"> <img src="http://resmanuscripts.info/mm_t3/tracking.php?tc=[snip]" style="display:none;" alt="none" />[snip] </div>
Dear Maria Garce, Thank you for your kind email. Your appreciation of my work is most gratifying. I would be very interested to know what it is about my work entitled "[completely irrelevant to the field of plant biology]" that you considered to be directly relevant to the scope of CEOS Plant Biology and Research. That would be helpful in making my submissions that more worthy of your esteemed journal. Sincerely,

The new kid on the block

This is the first I've heard of CEOS, which is based in Sheridan, WY (UTC-06:00). Not Hyderabad (UTC+05:30). Oh no!

Come to think of it, this is the first I've heard of Sheridan, WY.

The publisher is supported by all manner of professionals in order to achieve its goal of making money. None of them are paid staff, and I imagine that none of the paid staff have much of a clue. After all, would you want this as your why work with us? calling card?

ABOUT CEOS PUBLISHERS CEOS is an growing Open Access Publisher with diverse peer reviewed journals supported by Academic Editors, Scholars, Physicians, Instructors, Institutions and Universities covering all the disciplines of the scientific field. We are devoted to advancing open science, excellence in Clinical, Health Care and Physical Science Engineering sectors. • CEOS is committed for progressing research, continuous innovation which can accomplish the needs of our communities. • CEOS focus on publishing impactful research and allowing robust research practices • CEOS aim is to distribute high quality educational resources that support our Readers in making the researchers of the future. • CEOS unite, build and nurture the research community to accelerate scientific breakthroughs and improve health worldwide. • CEOS goal is to make digital science available globally free for scientific scholars under Creative Common Attribute License by providing the credit to the author and the original source.

About CEOS Publishers, Center of Excellence for Open Science


CEOS Dentistry

Now Maria's following up, but for a different CEOS journal. This time, it's an excellent opportunity for the researchers like [me] in the field of Dentistry. The nearest I get to the field of dentistry is my biannual check-up, and even that's usually limited to the hygienist, not the actual-factual dentist. Hey ho.

She considers the same article that she earlier found to be a pioneering publication now to be very educative and will be a great source for the scientific community. I think that's over-egging the pudding a tad, but I'm pretty sure that the original journal's editor wouldn't have approved it if it wasn't educative to some small degree.

Date: Thu, 6 Oct 2022 16:48:30 +0530
From: Editor- Dentistry <editor@medopenaccessjrnlres.biz>
Reply-To: Editor- Dentistry <submissions@scholaropenhubjrnlinsight.biz>
Subject: Oral Care: Opportunity to Share your Innovation
CEOS Dentistry provides an excellent opportunity for the researchers like you in the field of Dentistry where you can present your research work open access to Academicians, Researchers and Scientists etc. Your publication entitled "[same as before, this time irrelevant to the field of dentistry]" is very educative and will be a great source for the scientific community. You may submit your article in the following link. Authors can submit their manuscripts using following option http://resmanuscripts.info/submit-manuscript.php?journal=35 We welcome your suggestions for making the journal (CEOS Dentistry) to accomplish its goal. Looking forward to having your association with us! Sincerely, Maria Garce CEOS Dentistry
<div style="display:none;" title="main_none" class="read_track"> <img src="http://resmanuscripts.info/mm_t3/tracking.php?tc=[snip]" style="display:none;" alt="none" />[snip] </div>

CEOS Chemistry

The same publication that Maria Garce thought made my research work relevant to the fields of plant biology and dentistry now has James Smith thinking that I have something to add to the field of chemistry. I don't, but I don't need to disabuse him of his delusions either. Besides, if my suspicions are correct, he's not monitoring the mailbox. Instead, I have avoided triggering the tracking image, just to keep them guessing.

Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2022 17:29:52 +0530
From: Editor-Chemistry <editor@resmedscischolarmailres.biz>
Reply-To: Editor-Chemistry <submissions@scholaropenhubjrnlinsight.biz>
Subject: Chemistry - Open Access Publishing
CEOS Chemistry provides an excellent opportunity for the researchers like you in the field of Chemistry where you can present your research work open access to Academicians, Researchers and Scientists etc. In appreciation to your previous work entitled "[no relevance to the field of chemistry as I understand it]", we would like to invite you to publish your upcoming eminent research works towards the journal. -Online Submission link Contribute your article We welcome your suggestions for making the journal (CEOS Chemistry) to accomplish its goal. Thank you for your consideration, and I look forward to work with you soon. Sincerely, James Smith CEOS Chemistry
<div style="display:none;" title="main_none" class="read_track"> <img src="http://resmanuscripts.info/mm_t3/tracking.php?tc=[snip]" style="display:none;" alt="none" />[snip] </div>