Cures

• 23.07.2020 19:01 UTC+02:00
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The COVID-19 pandemic has engendered vast commercial and academic research into its control. The financial and PR gains of finding the cure will be enormous, bordering on stratospheric:*

• Company A: We've discovered a cure for cancer! (proud)
• Company B: Well, we've discovered a cure for COVID-19(exclamation) (smug)
• Company A: (sad)