By jingo(ism)!
MegaCorpUSA runs a weekly poll on the company intranet. It's trite and easily overlooked. But the most recent asks which nation will win the most medals at the paralympics. Usually these polls attract about 3000-5000 votes, so this one's at an early stage, but of 175 people we seem to have a distinctly deluded majority. Presumably these are night-shift workers, who're either tired or simply just not that bright.
A recent intranet poll asked which sport should next be included in the Olympics. The majority vote was for softball. Isn't that like rounders, a girls' game?
The final results are in, and 63% of my colleagues are deluded. They had the chance to redeem themselves, but the saps flunked it.
