Adobe updates
I really do wish Adobe would go fuck themselves. And I don't care how many legal, moral, or religious rules this would break. Really I don't.
So, Flash has been nagging me for fucking days that it wants to be updated. FFS!
But, I have to close my browser, with myriad temporary windows open. No matter, my browser is set to open the last session, so I close and update the whinging turd.
And then what does Adobe's buck-toothed, retarded offspring do? After installation. it opens up the browser, says fuqueue craphead wishes me joy with my experience, and points me to more Adobe cloud crap that I can live without.
AND COMPLETELY WIPES OUT MY LAST BROWSER SESSION IN THE PROCESS! (angry)
Why, Adobe? Why is it necessary to hijack my browser, you useless bunch of tossers? And why is it necessary to install unwanted crappy software by default, so I had to cancel the first download and start over again?
If money were no object, I'd buy your whole company, if only to fire the fucking lot of you. And then make Photoshop and Illustrator open source.