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The Global Journal of Reproductive Medicine, a prominent journal within its specialist field, is produced by the leading publishing house, Juniper Publishers, based in Irvine, California.

Actually, that's bullshit. The journal—as much as any internet collection of low-quality PDF files can be considered as such—does exist and it is published shat out onto the internet by Juniper Publishers. But that's about it. Juniper Publishers is a predatory publisher, and judging by the poor copy on the company's website—you may get a safety warning clicking that link—they're unlikely to be based anywhere near California.

Anyway, Vanessa Moore contacted me for help in reaching her goal, as if she expects me to give a shit. Apparently, eminent researchers like myself can knock out a manuscript in less than a week for a garbage-level journal. Of course we can, it's not as if we have anything better to do with our time than waste it.

Trust me, Vanessa, only your significant other cares about making you feel elated. It's true. But, if you have hope, you have everything. Everything, that is, except my article.

Dear Professor, Good Morning! Our hard work and dedication are vital to the success. Sharing our success with someone like you makes us feel elated. Its true. Global Journal of Reproductive Medicine (GJORM) has successfully completed Volume 8 Issue 3 with the support of prominent researcher like you. With the same spirit, we are planning to release this Volume 8 Issue 4 by 23rd July. Hence, I feel honored to invite you for your manuscript submission and I am confident that my expectations on your works will help me in reaching my goal in due time. NOTE: We accept all type of articles, e-Books, Video Articles, and we will provide article reprints also. Hope to receive your article soon. Vanessa Moore ISSN: 2575-8594 Impact factor: 0.839 Juniper Publishers INC.3700 Park View Ln #12B Irvine, CA 92612, USA If you dont want to receive any email, please revert us

A HTML database is a misnomer. Unfortunately, that 'view more' link doesn't shed any further light. Quite clearly, the clowns behind this drivel have no clue. (pipe)