A venue of Vanessas
What is it with Vanessas? There are so many of them out there, just desperate to publish my esteemed ramblings. So far, my demimonde of sweet Vanessas
includes Williams, at Medtext Publications; Moore, at Juniper Publishers; and the below-mentioned Holmes, working out of Remedy Publications' very own Californian cathouse.
I can't understand why they think I'd pay them to spew my shit onto the interwebz, though; especially when I can do it here, cost-free. Besides, it wouldn't surprise me if this unknown corner of the web has a higher impact factor than any of their garbage-level e-rags. And no bugger even reads it!
If they offered print versions of their publications, then they would at least have calorific value. You can't start a cookout, or line a kitty litter tray, with PDF files. But ne'ermind.
Despite the imminent deadline for the upcoming issue of pay-to-publish intellectual detritus, I won't be sharing her humble request with my friends and colleagues, irrespective of whether they might be interested—they won't. I want to keep them as friends and colleagues. If I received this crap from anyone I knew, I'd take it as an unfriending. Although, come to think of it… (thinking)
Incidentally, and finally, is it even possible to inaugurate
a journal that's been in existence since 2018? (confused)
Glorious wishes from Vanessa Holmes Hope you are doing great!! We are going to introduce our Journal "Annals of Clinical Toxicology (ISSN - 2641-905X)" is ready to publish all sort of manuscripts related to Toxicology As we are going to release our Upcoming Issue on 20th November 2021 so we humbly requesting you to inaugurate our journal with your manuscript submission to our journal All published articles of our journal will be provided with a Digital Object Identifier (DOI) issued by Cross ref. And one more thing our journal all published articles will be indexed in ICJME, Publons, ISI, Semantic Schloar, google scholar, SIS, etc.. It would be an honor for our journal to get support of potential authors like you and your submission add up successfully release of our upcoming issue Note: If you don't have any manuscript kindly share our message to any of your friends colleagues as who are interested to submit manuscript I hope we will get your submission Thanks for your time and consideration towards our invitation Best Regards Vanessa Holmes 820 EL Camino Real Belmont, CA 94002, USA
Learning point: a venue is the collective noun for vultures. Geddit? (vultures)