All's not what it seems

Ageing disgracefully

At 63, Madonna is keen to show the world that she still has it. Whatever it is, and whether or not the world wants to know.

Perhaps it's a cry for help, although I suspect that it's just a cry for attention, but she recently posted some slightly risqué photographs to her Instagram account. The photos were later removed by the company, because they showed her nippy-nips. For shame!

Would someone please just give this woman a book to read?